Why Should We Hire You?

TheBlondOne

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Jul 14, 2001
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I am currently going through resumes for an administrative position with our company, and I came across this cover letter. Top 10 things NOT to do when you want hired--this is #1:

To whom it may concern;
This isn't your normal cover letter, I just wanted to get in touch with you about what I liked about the job listed. And to tell you alittle about my self, first I do the one thing everyone tells you 'what not to do when appling for a job'. I'm going to tell you everything I'm not good at. I just like to get it out of the way and seems to save alot of time on both ends later on.
Typing, I'm not the best or the fastest, even though most of my jobs have been one form or another of Data entry, entering part numbers and codes quickly isn't the same as typing a letter.
Grammer/spelling skills I'm a math person, I've been told that I use too many commas, and I really do rely on spell check.
Smiling and giggling, you wouldn't think that this would be a bad thing but, when most people are nervious they would fidget or bite their nails, I tend to giggle. Then- people think I'm laughing at them when I'm not, 1/2 the time I don't know I'm doing it. Explaining myself, either I do it in excess or I don't get the right piont across, I'm a do-er, give me a list and I'll get everything done. If you'd want to know details I'd have to show you, or put together a spreadsheet. When I explain things I just confuse people.

Ok everything I like about the job listing, and why I think I'd be a good personal assistant.

I don't think I have what it takes to be the boss, but, I make a great office assistant type person. I'm organized, keep tracking expencess, maintaining files, answering phones, creating excel spreadsheets. The more I have to do the better I work. And as a bonus I get to get out and I'm not tied to a desk all day!

My job would be to make your jobs/life easier. I really think I could do that. This job is just like a little bit of every job I've had to date. Yes I went to school for CAD/Drafting but I've come to accept the fact that in Pittsburgh it's a flooded market, I'm currently a temp. and have been for over 2 years, they've recently changed hands again, and this time my department, except me is moving to Sharpsville. They have yet to decide where I might fit in.
I have held a very simillar job, when I worked at K.C. Equipment, I worked there for a short time to help my dad out, while I finished school. Other than the office type work listed on my resume, I also took care of all of his personal needs. It was only the 2 of us in the office, other than the book keeper who came in 2-3 times a month. Most of the time he was out of town at the job sites. I'd handle everything from dinner reservations for company, surprise quick weekend get-a-ways with his new wife, Doctor appointments, my younger sisters guidence counslor appointments, and reminders about his grandsons karate tournaments. Dropping off contracts, then stopping to pick up new bid information, stopping at the bank then finally getting to the office to check the phone messages, and calling his house to get the messages there, putting it all into an email, when he was out of town. I also took it upon myself to dust, vacume, windows, and keep a clean shirt always hanging in the closit, and a fully stocked brief case with various office supplies. As well as a few other little things he didn't notice that I just did. That my replacement wouldn't do.

I'd also like to point out that we don't have a typical father/daughter relationship. And I don't think I would check your messages at home or even look in your briefcase, unless I was asked to do so.

Ugh....this poor, poor girl... Oops, sorry, WOMAN. She's 29!
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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And another time I have to question how these people grew up so poorly adapted to communication with other human beings. I saw a guy in walmart--probably 22-who wouldn't shut up, while he checked us out. He mentioned his fiancee no less than three times. Looking at him, and taking note of what he said, I'd best a lot he's never even kissed a girl. My God, who did these people have as parents to become so thoroughly socially inept?
 

Vegito

Diamond Member
Oct 16, 1999
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I'd handle everything from dinner reservations for company, surprise quick weekend get-a-ways with his new wife

yummm
 

isasir

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2000
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Heh, 'I don't think I'd invade your privacy, but I might, if there's something that I'm really curious about'
 

lancestorm

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Oct 7, 2003
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so something refreshing and new comes to you and you just write it off? you should be in trouble for posting this on the internet! isn't this kind of thing company disclosed?
 

JDub02

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Sep 27, 2002
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Pittsburgh isn't all that flooded. A friend and I both got jobs there recently. He's working downtown and I'm going to be out in West Mifflin.

Very unprofessional cover letter. All of mine have been BS about how great I am. Seems to work.
 

GrumpyMan

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May 14, 2001
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These kind of resumes come across my desk once in awhile. I just shake my head in amazement.
 

TheBlondOne

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Originally posted by: lancestorm
so something refreshing and new comes to you and you just write it off? you should be in trouble for posting this on the internet! isn't this kind of thing company disclosed?

No, that's not refreshing. She's applying to be an assistant to the PRESIDENT and CEO. These men need someone who can write well, who doesn't giggle all the time, and is much more savy than this young lady.

Also, no I'm not in trouble for it. Do you see her name anywhere????
 

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
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That cover letter is way to long, way to rambling, and way to honest. Shouldn't it really just consist of a bunch of BS talking about how if you didn't know better, you'd say scientists genetically engineered your fetus in a lab so that you could grow up and fill this position.
 

Ranger X

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At least bring her in for an interview. :laugh:

Maybe she's hot but then again, you're female so you wouldn't care.
 

TheBlondOne

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Jul 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: JDub02
Pittsburgh isn't all that flooded. A friend and I both got jobs there recently. He's working downtown and I'm going to be out in West Mifflin.

Very unprofessional cover letter. All of mine have been BS about how great I am. Seems to work.

Usually does. A cover letter/resume is NOT the time nor the place to be humble! Take it from someone who sees hundreds every day.
 

TheBlondOne

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
At least bring her in for an interview. :laugh:

Maybe she's hot but then again, you're female so you wouldn't care.

I wouldn't care, but I think the guys would (Prez and CEO). That's why I'm taking the position myself.
 

lancestorm

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Oct 7, 2003
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Originally posted by: TheBlondOne
Originally posted by: lancestorm
so something refreshing and new comes to you and you just write it off? you should be in trouble for posting this on the internet! isn't this kind of thing company disclosed?

No, that's not refreshing. She's applying to be an assistant to the PRESIDENT and CEO. These men need someone who can write well, who doesn't giggle all the time, and is much more savy than this young lady.

Also, no I'm not in trouble for it. Do you see her name anywhere????

But you are laughing at her own expense. GROW UP!
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
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She says right up front that she depends on spell check, but she obviously didn't use it for her freaking COVER LETTER. Come on.
 

rh71

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great use of that spellcheck she claimed to use!

And as I read it, I thought to myself.. this sounds like some hotshot fresh-from-college-kid who thinks he's got everything figured out. He probably wants to be different just to be different. But a 29yo female ?!
 

Originally posted by: TheBlondOne
I am currently going through resumes for an administrative position with our company, and I came across this cover letter. Top 10 things NOT to do when you want hired--this is #1:

To whom it may concern;
This isn't your normal cover letter, I just wanted to get in touch with you about what I liked about the job listed. And to tell you alittle about my self, first I do the one thing everyone tells you 'what not to do when appling for a job'. I'm going to tell you everything I'm not good at. I just like to get it out of the way and seems to save alot of time on both ends later on.
Typing, I'm not the best or the fastest, even though most of my jobs have been one form or another of Data entry, entering part numbers and codes quickly isn't the same as typing a letter.
Grammer/spelling skills I'm a math person, I've been told that I use too many commas, and I really do rely on spell check.
Smiling and giggling, you wouldn't think that this would be a bad thing but, when most people are nervious they would fidget or bite their nails, I tend to giggle. Then- people think I'm laughing at them when I'm not, 1/2 the time I don't know I'm doing it. Explaining myself, either I do it in excess or I don't get the right piont across, I'm a do-er, give me a list and I'll get everything done. If you'd want to know details I'd have to show you, or put together a spreadsheet. When I explain things I just confuse people.

Ok everything I like about the job listing, and why I think I'd be a good personal assistant.

I don't think I have what it takes to be the boss, but, I make a great office assistant type person. I'm organized, keep tracking expencess, maintaining files, answering phones, creating excel spreadsheets. The more I have to do the better I work. And as a bonus I get to get out and I'm not tied to a desk all day!

My job would be to make your jobs/life easier. I really think I could do that. This job is just like a little bit of every job I've had to date. Yes I went to school for CAD/Drafting but I've come to accept the fact that in Pittsburgh it's a flooded market, I'm currently a temp. and have been for over 2 years, they've recently changed hands again, and this time my department, except me is moving to Sharpsville. They have yet to decide where I might fit in.
I have held a very simillar job, when I worked at K.C. Equipment, I worked there for a short time to help my dad out, while I finished school. Other than the office type work listed on my resume, I also took care of all of his personal needs. It was only the 2 of us in the office, other than the book keeper who came in 2-3 times a month. Most of the time he was out of town at the job sites. I'd handle everything from dinner reservations for company, surprise quick weekend get-a-ways with his new wife, Doctor appointments, my younger sisters guidence counslor appointments, and reminders about his grandsons karate tournaments. Dropping off contracts, then stopping to pick up new bid information, stopping at the bank then finally getting to the office to check the phone messages, and calling his house to get the messages there, putting it all into an email, when he was out of town. I also took it upon myself to dust, vacume, windows, and keep a clean shirt always hanging in the closit, and a fully stocked brief case with various office supplies. As well as a few other little things he didn't notice that I just did. That my replacement wouldn't do.

I'd also like to point out that we don't have a typical father/daughter relationship. And I don't think I would check your messages at home or even look in your briefcase, unless I was asked to do so.

Ugh....this poor, poor girl... Oops, sorry, WOMAN. She's 29!
Geez! You don't sound any better than she. Publishing it on a public forum rather than just discarding it, which is fine since some people do that too. However, you insult her by engaging in name-calling, and there you are criticizing her for failure to communicate? At least she's better than you. She's honest about her weakness even though it makes her the center of mockery. Grow up, theBlondOne.
 
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