Why your NFL Team Sucks.

[The Boston Dangler]

i don't want to copy/paste the whole site, but the ROFLs keep on coming

And the worst part is that Colts fans think they're CLASSY. These are the kind of people who will hold a rehearsal dinner at a T.G.I. Friday's. Thanks to Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning and Bill Polian, this is a fanbase that believes it roots for a team that has more character than your team. Look at this breathtaking load of shit:

“We were not in the Hernandez business,” Polian said.

Oh, of course you weren't, Bill! You had far too much character to draft such a shady fellow to play for your franchise. This is the guy who drafted RAE FUCKING CARRUTH for Carolina back in 1997. What a sleaze. I bet Marvin Harrison has killed more people than Aaron Hernandez has.

 

[KMFJD]

Any way to link directly to this comment ? Pure gold

It's from a Detroit craigs list add that has since been removed.

 

[TwiceOver]

I don't need an article to tell me that the Vikings suck. I'm well aware of that. Painfully aware of that.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Cleveland Browns

18. Eric Mangini. Read this and be horrified.

 

[Arkaign]

I can't wait for the Dallas one. I'm a dallas fan, but I love me some solid criticism of Jones and the other failures around here.

 

[tboo]

Dolphins & Bills are up

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Probably nothing sums up the entire Bills experience better than a conversation I had once in a San Francisco hotel elevator. A husband and wife walked in with me, wearing full 49ers gear. They asked where I was visiting from, and I said Buffalo. The husband immediately looked at me and said, "I'm so sorry." This was in 2009, when the 49ers were still one of the shittiest teams in football too.

ouch

 

[TheSlamma]

Reading Terms of agreement papers are more fun than this guy

 

[tboo]

Mine sucks from the front office to the coach to the QB to the O line.... To the no pass rush D line to the receiver corp to NO clutch RB...

Hi, my name is Keeper and I am a Jet Fan....

Jets are up.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

patriots piece is up. tbh, i'm disappointed. it lacks the humor of the other ones. not even a mention of putin.

i'll summarize it for you:
hernandez, hernandez, hernandez

 

[zinfamous]

patriots piece is up. tbh, i'm disappointed. it lacks the humor of the other ones. not even a mention of putin.

i'll summarize it for you:
hernandez, hernandez, hernandez

the fan comments are better. man...these patriot fans sure do seem to hate patriot fans.

 

[DrPizza]

Living in Bills territory, I'm constantly bombarded with "well, *we've* got an awesome new head coach, and a great rookie quarterback.

Doug Marrone, who went 25-25 as the head coach of Syracuse before getting this job. So he's like a less-impressive Greg Schiano. OH GOODY. Please note that you can sidestep any criticism of your won-loss record if you simply convince people that you are an "offensive guru" of some sort. Marrone's biggest claim to fame is riding Sean Payton and Drew Brees' coattails for a few seasons, which totally makes him a MASTERMIND. In reality, he was an average head coach with an average record at a below-average football school in a sport that is rigged to essentially GIVE you three to four cupcake wins per season. That's what you're getting, Buffalo. So he was an offensive genius at Syracuse? You may as well say he was an offensive genius at fucking badminton.

 

[tboo]

Redskins, Eagles, and Giants are up.