Wife is losing the checkbook tonight...

[Howard]

Jesus Christ! Some discipline is in order.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

There is no question in my mind. My first call in the morning would be to a divorce attorney. Women bad with money are like drug addicts in that very few ever shrug off their sickness. I will only suffer the consequences of someone else's bad decisions/actions once. In fact. if those are cash withdrawals with a check card she might just have BOTH addictions.

 

[imported_Condor]

Originally posted by: JToxic
A few days ago, my mom gave me a blank check to buy $100ish of clothes. Afterwards, I recorded it in her checkbook and noticed the balance had not been addded in 4 pages. Turns out she has -$350, who knows how much with the NSF fees.

That is the banks job, to tell you when zero is crossed!

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: KLin
Holy....Fscking....******....:shocked:

 

[mugs]

Since it went on for a month I'm not sure how much hope you have, but you may be able to get them to take many of those charges off... if you just ask nicely.

 

[imported_Condor]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

 

[sash1]

wow. isn't money one of those things you usually learn to manage in your early years? that's damned stupid of her, i'm sorry, but she seriously should not be anywhere near a credit card or check card or check book or whatever for a long while.

 

[Queasy]

DAAAAYUUUUUUUUM

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

I don't have the patience to worry evey time a woman leaves the house about what she might do to my finances or take the time and effort to basically put her on a leash. She would simply be gone.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: JToxic
A few days ago, my mom gave me a blank check to buy $100ish of clothes. Afterwards, I recorded it in her checkbook and noticed the balance had not been addded in 4 pages. Turns out she has -$350, who knows how much with the NSF fees.

That is the banks job, to tell you when zero is crossed!

Are you kidding? Of course its not their job. Heck, they make more money every time your write a check over zero.

 

[imported_Condor]

Oh, and whatever you, don't strike her! That has never worked out for anyone I have known. If emotions get high, beat her to the punch and call the cops yourself.

 

[randomlinh]

ouch

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Condor
Oh, and whatever you, don't strike her! That has never worked out for anyone I have known. If emotions get high, beat her to the punch and call the cops yourself.

Yep, you so much as look at her funny and you can kiss everything you own - and half of your future earnings - goodbye.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Condor
Oh, and whatever you, don't strike her! That has never worked out for anyone I have known. If emotions get high, beat her to the punch and call the cops yourself.

Never have, never will. That's not ever an option to me.

 

[virtueixi]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Condor
Oh, and whatever you, don't strike her! That has never worked out for anyone I have known. If emotions get high, beat her to the punch and call the cops yourself.

Never have, never will. That's not ever an option to me.

Scare her a little, put on a wife beater.

 

[imported_Condor]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

I don't have the patience to worry evey time a woman leaves the house about what she might do to my finances or take the time and effort to basically put her on a leash. She would simply be gone.

Cheaper to keep her!

 

[Queasy]

I'm not sure how much makeup sex would be required for this.

 

[RbSX]

Dude I'd ****** stab her in the eye with a fork.

WTF, in my life I've written 3 NSF checks, and cancelled ALL of them when I've realized I've got NSF.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

I don't have the patience to worry evey time a woman leaves the house about what she might do to my finances or take the time and effort to basically put her on a leash. She would simply be gone.

Cheaper to keep her!

That is what prenups are for.

 

[imported_Condor]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

I don't have the patience to worry evey time a woman leaves the house about what she might do to my finances or take the time and effort to basically put her on a leash. She would simply be gone.

Cheaper to keep her!

That is what prenups are for.

Didn't have those when I got married. Wish they had!

Oh, long term, it's worked out pretty well. Went out doing some research a few years back and didn't find anyone I liked any better. Enjoyed the research though!

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: Condor

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
No offense, and maybe I sound like an ass, but that would seriously make me consider a divorce. I cannot believe that anyone could be so irresponsible and stupid with their money.

My wife let 7 acres of land get foreclosed in 1982! She doesn't touch anything dealing with money since!! She has a charge card and does OK with that. I also control the car keys. No one wants to micromanage, but you have to do what you have to do.

I don't have the patience to worry evey time a woman leaves the house about what she might do to my finances or take the time and effort to basically put her on a leash. She would simply be gone.

Cheaper to keep her!

That is what prenups are for.

Didn't have those when I got married. Wish they had!

Oh, long term, it's worked out pretty well. Went out doing some research a few years back and didn't find anyone I liked any better. Enjoyed the research though!

They are an absolute must these days. "I love you" doesn't mean crap anymore and should be translated "I think I love you at THIS moment". I am very anal about my finances. I have never EVER been in debt except for a mortgage on a house and I don't plan on ever being in debt and no women is worth or capable of changing my principles.

 

[bootymac]

Wow.

 

[midwestfisherman]

HOLY SH*T DUDE!!

 

[RaDragon]

Eeek... Balance that checkbook STAT! :Q

 

[jiwq]