Wife may be going to Japan for a year for a few store openings

[xochi]

I wouldnt have an issue if my wife worked offsight for a year.

Find some new hobbies to keep you occupied while the wife is away, vist as often as possible, hire a maid once a week or every other week, stock up on alcohol and cigars.

:thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: toonces

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Well, to be honest I couldnt go that long without the secks, so I couldnt do it.

We wouldn't be apart the whole year...however; not all marriages are closed sexually.

When will she be arriving?

She thinks most of you guys here are like Alan on Two and a Half men, painfully clueless men.

ROFL...you are so full of yourself...please record the conversation or copy/paste the text for us here when she tells you to f-off because she's met someone who a) doesn't think the world revolves around them, b) accepts the fact their shit does indeed smell like shit and not a bundle of roses, c) isn't a total and complete douche.

You only think that because I get all the chicks. She will pine for me all year. I will probably take up sport fucking.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

Go visit her.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

must have missed the pics. not sure why so much advice without pics.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan
ROFL...you are so full of yourself...please record the conversation or copy/paste the text for us here when she tells you to f-off because she's met someone who a) doesn't think the world revolves around them, b) accepts the fact their shit does indeed smell like shit and not a bundle of roses, c) isn't a total and complete douche.

Ahhhh, what you don't understand is that women who are attracted to guys like alkemyst plug into them completely because of the very reasons the rest of us think he's an ass.

Edit:

You only think that because I get all the chicks. She will pine for me all year. I will probably take up sport fucking.

See? They are perfectly suited for each other, just not in a totally healthy way.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan
ROFL...you are so full of yourself...please record the conversation or copy/paste the text for us here when she tells you to f-off because she's met someone who a) doesn't think the world revolves around them, b) accepts the fact their shit does indeed smell like shit and not a bundle of roses, c) isn't a total and complete douche.

Ahhhh, what you don't understand is that women who are attracted to guys like alkemyst plug into them completely because of the very reasons the rest of us think he's an ass.

Edit:

You only think that because I get all the chicks. She will pine for me all year. I will probably take up sport fucking.

See? They are perfectly suited for each other, just not in a totally healthy way.

I keep it healthy...my wiener wrapped.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
As much as I bash LDR's this is a classic case of one that's the way they should work. Long term relationship with a short-term separation.

The store she works for is expanding all over the world, in a time where many retailers are shrinking...her's is profiting big time. She'd be covering most of Japan to teach the store associates the 'right way' to do things.

I am looking at the pros and cons...pros are no compromising for a year. cons are mostly house duties.

Maybe I will hang out with some of my old friends I been getting back in touch with.

How'd you guys look at something like this?

Å

Would your wife happen to be Michael Scott?

 

[ViviTheMage]

i'd be gaming so much more then I do now...i'd say it's a good idea

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: alkemyst


You only think that because I get all the chicks. She will pine for me all year. I will probably take up sport fucking.

Recipe for disaster...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan
ROFL...you are so full of yourself...please record the conversation or copy/paste the text for us here when she tells you to f-off because she's met someone who a) doesn't think the world revolves around them, b) accepts the fact their shit does indeed smell like shit and not a bundle of roses, c) isn't a total and complete douche.

Ahhhh, what you don't understand is that women who are attracted to guys like alkemyst plug into them completely because of the very reasons the rest of us think he's an ass.

Edit:

You only think that because I get all the chicks. She will pine for me all year. I will probably take up sport fucking.

See? They are perfectly suited for each other, just not in a totally healthy way.

I keep it healthy...my wiener wrapped.

I'm talking about the twin facts that you are willing to spend a good chunk of your finite years here on this planet living with a woman you don't totally respect and she is drawn to a guy she will "pine for" while he "sport fucks" in her absence.

I would never settle for a woman who wasn't my complete and utter equal.

You have.

That's pathetic, yet you're all but bragging about it here.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Perknose
I'm talking about the twin facts that you are willing to spend a good chunk of your finite years here on this planet living with a woman you don't totally respect and she is drawn to a guy she will "pine for" while he "sport fucks" in her absence.

I would never settle for a woman who wasn't my complete and utter equal.

You have.

That's pathetic, yet you're all but bragging about it here.

Where is there a lack of respect?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

i'd move to japan too.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Perknose
I'm talking about the twin facts that you are willing to spend a good chunk of your finite years here on this planet living with a woman you don't totally respect and she is drawn to a guy she will "pine for" while he "sport fucks" in her absence.

I would never settle for a woman who wasn't my complete and utter equal.

You have.

That's pathetic, yet you're all but bragging about it here.

Where is there a lack of respect?

Hey, man, we're just different people, to put it mildly, but I couldn't and wouldn't respect a woman who would meekly allow me to "sport fuck" while she was in another country chastely "pining" for me.

That woman doesn't really respect herself.

TANSTAAFL and GIGO both pertain here.

 

[habib89]

why is everyone so worked up. this guy's obviously full of shit.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Perknose
I'm talking about the twin facts that you are willing to spend a good chunk of your finite years here on this planet living with a woman you don't totally respect and she is drawn to a guy she will "pine for" while he "sport fucks" in her absence.

I would never settle for a woman who wasn't my complete and utter equal.

You have.

That's pathetic, yet you're all but bragging about it here.

Where is there a lack of respect?

Hey, man, we're just different people, to put it mildly, but I couldn't and wouldn't respect a woman who would meekly allow me to "sport fuck" while she was in another country chastely "pining" for me.

That woman doesn't really respect herself.

TANSTAAFL and GIGO both pertain here.

I could be just fucking with you, but culture in Japan over the last few decades shows wives really don't question their husbands having an emergency overnighter on a Friday.

Regardless of who I am fucking, my wife and I have a relationship that profits us both unlike most people. We aren't in a relationship because we can't pay bills nor afraid to be alone.