Wife out of town, what should I do?

[dxkj]

My wife is out of town so I will be by myself in a new town where I know no one... what should I do? I could i could finish unpacking and clean the entire house and get it ready for living.... or finish sanding down the desk and stain it.... or keep working on the pool... or watch movies/play games the whole time.


The amount of time I have is limited by the fact that I have only from 6pm-10pm to be at home, and be awake.

 

[ruffilb]

Do enough work that you don't feel bad about enjoying yourself the rest of the time.

 

[DnetMHZ]

:beer: and Strippers

 

[Nitemare]

her sister?

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
her sister?

 

[JulesMaximus]

her mom?

 

[conehead433]

Do all the things you listed, then go to Hooter's and have a couple of beers.

 

[spherrod]

either Nitemare's or DnetMHZ's suggestions seem the best....

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
her dad?

:Q

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
her mom?

she is out of town with her mom, sick

 

[scorpmatt]

post more parodies, get banned, get drunk, find hooker, get a STD, fuck the mailman/milkman/pool boy cause they've been getting some when you havn't

 

[rh71]

it depends... how much do you value your marriage ?

 

[Aharami]

blast music while unpacking. unpack all the gaming stuff. Play games at night

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: rh71
it depends... how much do you value your marriage ?

mucho

 

[Saint Nick]

finish unpacking, get that done first. then clean up the pool, then enjoy your days you'll feel good when you're done!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: jndietz
finish unpacking, get that done first. then clean up the pool, then enjoy your days you'll feel good when you're done!

yeah I figured she would be happy to see it all done when she got back as well


No internet so that sucks, no cable either, that is coming on saturday

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

 

[PingSpike]

No internet? Well...I guess you'll have to do some actually work then.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
her sister?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

OK, a monkey suit then.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
her dad?

:Q

hahahahah

 

[JParker001]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Look for a store that sells porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: JParker001

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

RTFP

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Wife out of town, what should I do?

sit in front of your computer and refresh this screen every 1 second until your wife returns home.