Wife out of town, what should I do?

[Patt]

Do some work, mainly noticeable stuff, so she'll appreciate you when she gets back. Ensure, however, that you pound through it so you can get to the relaxing as quickly as possible. Remember, it has to be highly visible stuff you've done, or it won't be appreciated <-- experience taught me this

 

[MisfitsFiend]

finish unpacking, get that done first. then clean up the pool, then enjoy your days you'll feel good when you're done!

Yeah, this way when your wife comes home, she will be happy that there is less to do, and you will have a sense of satisfaction in that you accomplished more thatn watching tv, or doing noting. Then you can spend time with your wife doing whatever you want

 

[blakeatwork]

Have sex with as many women as possible..



Nahh, just sit on the couch, and be a man...

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

Need something to wipe with..

 

[Promethply]

Hang out with your buds

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Promethply
Hang out with your buds

i have a few buds, 2 live 85 miles away,another 230 miles away, and a few more 500-1000 miles away



>-/

 

[Promethply]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: Promethply
Hang out with your buds

i have a few buds, 2 live 85 miles away,another 230 miles away, and a few more 500-1000 miles away



>-/

Oh well, NVM

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

OK, a monkey suit then.

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

OK, a monkey suit then.

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:

Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor prune bushes
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Take picture of pool

 

[Preyhunter]

<- Has pictures of dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit

 

[dxkj]

Actual picture of what happened

 

[Preyhunter]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

OK, a monkey suit then.

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:

Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures of myself surfing for porn in a monkey suit
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor "prune her bushes"
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Taken a picture of myself in the pool wearing my monkey suit

QFT

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.

why boxers?

OK, a monkey suit then.

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:

Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor prune bushes
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Take picture of pool

QFT

Yup

 

[pclstyle]

- a little bit of weed never hurts

+ or get a fat cigar and relax on the porch with a book for a few hours


- go to the theater, alone if you don't mind it



- plan a romantic night for your wife to come back to

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
- a little bit of weed never hurts

+ or get a fat cigar and relax on the porch with a book for a few hours


- go to the theater, alone if you don't mind it



- plan a romantic night for your wife to come back to

I have a 62" TV in a 13' wide room with surround sound, and a few hundred movies to choose from, so i will stay in for theater

Im going to smoke my pipe (tobacco, I have a bunch and havnt been able to in a while)

 

[labgeek]

Topic Title: Wife out of town, who should I do?

Fixed. :laugh:

 

[733SHiFTY]

any universities nearby? throw an "old school" style party, and wake up next to your boss' daughter!!! :laugh: