Discussion Will you be storming Area 51?

[Greenman]

I'm all in. I hear they're keeping those aliens in deplorable conditions.

 

[Iron Woode]

Isn't Area 51 for testing experimenting aircraft or something?

nah, it's for testing experimental anal probing.

 

[Paratus]

nah, it's for testing experimental anal probing.

You don’t say? Your avatar makes me suspicious.

 

[whm1974]

nah, it's for testing experimental anal probing.

I would prefer vaginal probing on human females.

 

[zinfamous]

No, you see. They told him. In a thousand page report. AKA, the secret is safe.

Easier than that: don't include his name, and no pictures. He will not read it.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm all in. I hear they're keeping those aliens in deplorable conditions.

Build a dome.

 

[feralkid]

You don’t say? Your avatar makes me suspicious.

“That’s no flying saucer, that’s my ass!”

 

[GodisanAtheist]

It will be remembered as the day America solved it's mental health crisis

 

[soundforbjt]

It will be remembered as the day America solved it's mental health crisis

Naw, the republicans and Trump won't participate because they don't believe in science.

 

[trenchfoot]

Well if it ever comes to pass I'm sure Trump and a very select hand picked cadre of ICE agents will be there to make sure no brown people gets past the wire.

 

[Pipeline 1010]

No, you see. They told him. In a thousand page report. AKA, the secret is safe.

They buried it deep down in the 2nd page of the report.

 

[Pipeline 1010]

Shooting a bunch of unarmed mentally ill people. They just need to bring in some cops they will get the job done.

You could tell the cops that these people are all suicidal for added efficiency.

 

[IronWing]

My only regret is that I won't be there to sell t-shirts.

Looking at Google Earth images of the Test Site, I can only conclude that the people who might want to storm the site have nothing on the people who made it in terms of being bat shit crazy.

 

[cytg111]

I cant even.

 

[Jhhnn]

Just think of it, man. Black clad Antifa Ninjas sneaking up on their bellies in the dead of night. Thousands of them, jumping up to make a human wave attack at dawn, armed with silly string & milkshakes.

Or maybe the aliens made a huge mistake, coming here to escape persecution from their Nazis only to fall into the hands of our own who've been using them for cruel experiments ever since Roswell. Free the Extraterrestrials!

 

[dank69]

Just shot some footage of me training for the raid:

Link

Sorry it wasn't a dress rehearsal.

 

[glenn1]

My only regret is that I won't be there to sell t-shirts.

Looking at Google Earth images of the Test Site, I can only conclude that the people who might want to storm the site have nothing on the people who made it in terms of being bat shit crazy.

It’s wasteland to the horizon in every single direction. Pretty sure it’s where they had the Apollo astronauts trained for doing geology missions on the moon.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Whatever happens I hope someone live streams this from a safe distance.

 

[Jhhnn]

Roll up on 'em in wind wagons-

https://www.kshs.org/kansapedia/wind-wagons/12239

They'll think they're hallucinating until it's too late.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Whatever happens I hope someone live streams this from a safe distance.

Aliens will probably abduct the live stream....

 

[JEDIYoda]

I just arrived at Area 51.....it is deserted!! Opps I was wrong....I just came over the hill and look what I found!!
I`m going to pitch my tent and set up camp...…. RFFFriendly neighbors...….

 

[SMOGZINN]

Yes, and I plan to wear nothing but a hot pink thong speedo while charging.

It is happening! Actual image of dank69 charging Area 51.

 

[kage69]

There's no sneaking in or rushing 51, too many eyes in the sky and too many ears in the ground.

I hope this is just an out of control meme. Headstrong curiosity doesn't beat area denial units, high voltage or live ammunition in quantity. People will get hurt, maybe killed. Those signs aren't for show. DoE guys are allowed to kill people there.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Really, what are the odds that anything of real interest is at Area 51? Even if there was something there at one time the Military would have to be staffed by nothing but morons to still have it there. The last place you want to store all your secrets is the one play everyone thinks the secrets are stored. Odds are if there was ever anything interesting at Area 51 it was moved to some non-descript warehouse in some out of the way place in South Dakota or Montana in the mid 70's.

 

[hal2kilo]

I want to see the"Freak Show"!