Everyone in Times Square is waiting for the ball to drop. Mayne is just waiting for his balls to drop.
they can all suck my fat veiny protuberance.
That's NO WAY to talk about your sister!
you ain't my sister. I can talk to you whatever way i want.
Of course you can...but I'n not your fat veiny protuberance...and you AIN'T drinkin with me...
I drink alone.
/George Thorogood.
Probably. I took a nap this afternoon.
Eww...gross old people sex.
Make sure you got your car gassed up to give the drunk chicks a ride home...
This year try gassing the chicks instead.Why?
I didnt do it last year.
And the year before no one took advantage of my services.
Why?
I didnt do it last year.
And the year before no one took advantage of my services.
Yea. But if you saw this lady you'd think twice. Mangled yellow teeth, jail house tats, saggy tatas, and a crater face.
It would take me a lot of liquor and the fact that I didn't get laid for many years.
Did you try driving around naked?
You forgot the cheese slices, didn't you?Yes, which is likely why it didnt work.