Wives Are Silly

[olds]

I am sitting here in front of my 60" plasma, playing COD and drinking wine. Wife tells me I need a glass and I tell her the bottle IS made out of glass.
Sheesh.

 

[sandorski]

Women don't understand these things.

 

[Drako]

Only hobos and heathens drink wine directly from the bottle. D:

 

[lxskllr]

Only hobos and heathens drink wine directly from the bottle. D:

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Pulsar]

Tell her there's already too much whine in the room.

 

[IronWing]

Send her out for Cheetos.

 

[JPS35]

Strap on a Depends and you're good for an all nighter.

 

[Platypus]

tell him I said hey

 

[waffleironhead]

Still on the boone's straight from the bottle eh olds?

 

[DrDoug]

Still on the boone's straight from the bottle eh olds?

I was thinking maybe Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20. The finest way to drink from the bottle is to keep the bottle in a paper sack.

It adds ambiance.

 

[sdifox]

At least use a decanter...

 

[Linux23]

I was thinking maybe Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20. The finest way to drink from the bottle is to keep the bottle in a paper sack.

It adds ambiance.

yes, it adds class and elegance to a delicious malted beverage

 

[CurseTheSky]

yes, it adds class and elegance to a delicious malted beverage

What is it that makes malt liquor so popular with the "hobo community?" Just the fact that it's cheap and stronger than beer?

 

[lxskllr]

Just the fact that it's cheap and stronger than beer?

That's it.

 

[ViperXX]

I am sitting here in front of my 60" plasma, playing COD and drinking wine. Wife tells me I need a glass and I tell her the bottle IS made out of glass.
Sheesh.

Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. I support you.

 

[jumpncrash]

What I need to know is...what was she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[sdifox]

What I need to know is...what was she doing out of the kitchen?

she is still in the kitchen... they just have a window between living room and kitchen :awe:

 

[EliteRetard]

I was thinking maybe Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20. The finest way to drink from the bottle is to keep the bottle in a paper sack.

It adds ambiance.

yes, it adds class and elegance to a delicious malted beverage

No only that, it eliminates the problem of nasty mist on chilled beverages.
Nobody wants that filthy water stuff on their hands, or the chance of it in your mouth.

 

[Ichinisan]

* shares this musing on Facebook as if it was my own...

 

[Skeeedunt]

It's got the malt they crave.

 

[brianmanahan]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

found the hobo

 

[Zorba]

Strap on a Depends and you're good for an all nighter.

Or have her use the strap on and you might need the depends all night.

 

[MongGrel]

I am sitting here in front of my 60" plasma, playing COD and drinking wine. Wife tells me I need a glass and I tell her the bottle IS made out of glass.
Sheesh.

Good man.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[MongGrel]

I was thinking maybe Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20. The finest way to drink from the bottle is to keep the bottle in a paper sack.

It adds ambiance.

If you can survive a MD 20/20 hangover early in life, you have learned a major lesson.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It is kinda redundant to pour something from one glass container into another glass container. If you have visit and need to split it, you just give everyone their own bottle. No dishes that way, either!