Wolf Blitzer gets owned on Jeopardy

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I'd like Jap Anus Relations for $300

I'll take The Penis Mightier for $400 Alec.

Foreign Fvcks for $600

 

[Drako]

If you've ever seen Wolf do an "interview", you realize the guy is dumber than a post.

He never listens the interviewees responses, so he often ends up asking moot follow up questions. I'm not sure why or how he has stayed employed so long.

 

[Tempered81]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I'd like Jap Anus Relations for $300

I'll take The Penis Mightier for $400 Alec.

Foreign Fvcks for $600

I'll take Famous Titties for $400


Another good one was "The Four Horsemen". Connery called it "Whore Semen" and when Trebek was like wtf, Connery walks up to the board, points and says, "See trebeck, 'WHORE' like your mother, and 'SEMEN'! ARRGGH RHAHARHAHA!"

Fantastic

 

[Train]

What were the categories?

If it was a bunch of stupid pop culture shit, then not a big surprise.

I won't wont hang the guy out to dry until I see what the questions were.

 

[TridenT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

lololololol...

Look at the other guy, $36k, WTF?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdF5SAy4CM Part 1, apparently.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Tempered81

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I'd like Jap Anus Relations for $300

I'll take The Penis Mightier for $400 Alec.

Foreign Fvcks for $600

I'll take Famous Titties for $400


Another good one was "The Four Horsemen". Connery called it "Whore Semen" and when Trebek was like wtf, Connery walks up to the board, points and says, "See trebeck, 'WHORE' like your mother, and 'SEMEN'! ARRGGH RHAHARHAHA!"

Fantastic

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/27199/detail/

LoL.... but it was "Famous Horsemen"

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: drum
But what did Sean Connery score?

With Trebeck's mother! ho ho ho

HAHAHAHAHAHA... and I thought it can't get any better.

 

[SAWYER]

That must be some kid of negative record for the show

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: CPA
What do you expect from the man when asked about his thoughts on the ACORN fiasco "....they are so poor and so black."

tell me youre kidding...he cant be that horrible. link?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: CPA
What do you expect from the man when asked about his thoughts on the ACORN fiasco "....they are so poor and so black."

tell me youre kidding...he cant be that horrible. link?

Katrina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIO6eL70c7I&fmt=18

KT

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: troytime
exactly. the pressure of all those cameras facing him, knowing that he'll be on tv, etc

oh wait

Exactly. Just like students who do poorly on tests due to anxiety, the pressure of having to sit in a chair, hold a pencil, etc.

oh wait. :roll:

 

[fustercluck]

Hahah, that's funny. Go Andy!

They did a behind the scenes of jeopardy thing on Conan the other night and Wolf was doing awful in the rehearsal too. Andy thought maybe he was just pretending to be awful to lower them into a false state of self confidence. I guess that wasn't the case.

 

[datalink7]

I always thought that Wolf Blitzer was a rather poor newscaster. Never really impressed me.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: CPA
What do you expect from the man when asked about his thoughts on the ACORN fiasco "....they are so poor and so black."

tell me youre kidding...he cant be that horrible. link?

Katrina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIO6eL70c7I&fmt=18

KT

wow

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: CPA
What do you expect from the man when asked about his thoughts on the ACORN fiasco "....they are so poor and so black."

tell me youre kidding...he cant be that horrible. link?

Katrina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIO6eL70c7I&fmt=18

KT

wow

never understood the big deal about that... the vast majority of the people affected by Katrina were both poor and black.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

Originally posted by: troytime
exactly. the pressure of all those cameras facing him, knowing that he'll be on tv, etc

oh wait

Exactly. Just like students who do poorly on tests due to anxiety, the pressure of having to sit in a chair, hold a pencil, etc.

oh wait. :roll:

Watch the video, its not anxiety, he's just a dumbass.

And sorry, but if he was going to have such anxiety issues he would have declined to be on the show in the first place.

 

[MagicConch]

What's weird is you never see that "Wow, I am more clueless than I thought" look that is usually there after getting such a beating in celebrity jeopardy. I guess when you're parents name you Wolf, you are practically destined to have a deluded self-image.

 

[Random Variable]

politics rots the brain

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
On celebrity Jeopardy last night, Andy Richter, a lowly comedian, totally dominated respected, intelligent political commentator Wolf Blitzer. Celebrity Jeopardy is so easy, my 4-year-old cousin could manage a positive score with the throwaway clues they give. Not Wolf. Not even close, finishing more than $4,000 in the red.

A man who helps shape Americans' thoughts on important issues made stupid guess after stupid guess, leading to a hugely negative total. I'll certainly be taking these commentator's opinions with a grain of salt, not assuming they are intelligent and expressing their own, logically-deduced view just because a major news network has given them a medium to express themselves.

was this from the bit they did on Conan, or was it the actual show. Andy owned him, as well as Dana Delaney during the bit--but that was the rehearsal that they used, not the actual show.

Also, 90% of the questions were celebrity, entertainment-based questions. Probably not something that Wolfy pays much attention to. Andy is a smart guy, though.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: her209
Yet Andy's career has gone absolutely nowhere.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: her209
Yet Andy's career has gone absolutely nowhere.

I wouldn't call being the announcer on the Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien hitting it big.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

This is CNN

 

[0roo0roo]

hope theres a torrent of this...

 

[nageov3t]

I have it on pretty good authority that Beyonce shoulda won Celebrity Jeopardy.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: her209
Yet Andy's career has gone absolutely nowhere.

I wouldn't call being the announcer on the Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien hitting it big.

Millions of people tune in and see him every night, the fuck else do you want