Woman claims toy sexually assaulted her

[minendo]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? Did this woman eat paint chips as a child?

http://www.kcbd.com/story/32553183/woman-claims-toy-sexually-assaulted-her

MURFREESBORO, TN (WTVF/CNN) -
A woman said she was sexually assaulted when a toy squirted water on her face.

While dining with her family at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, the woman said the unusual toy sprayed her in the face. The toy looks like a boy, and when its toy pants are lowered, it looks like the figure is urinating.

"It peed on me, basically," Isabelle Lassiter said.

Lassiter and her husband were visiting Tennessee from Texas. They said they were horrified when the hibachi chef sprayed water from the toy on her.

"In front of our minor children and grandchildren," her husband, James Lassiter, added.

They were so upset, they called police and cited assault.

"It was sexual assault on my wife," James Lassiter said.

Police noted the toy wasn't anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that doesn't matter.

"Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic--OK it's not there anymore--doesn't change the fact that you're getting peed on," James Lassiter added.

Johnny Huang, Wasabi's general manager, said he apologized to the family and has never had complaints about the toy before. Still, he said his staff will now ask customers before showing more of the toy again.

 

[Ns1]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? Did this woman eat paint chips as a child?

It appears paint chips are part of her regular diet.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO!

 

[nakedfrog]

If only the cops had been wearing body cams so we could hear the audio of their reaction.

 

[Imp]

That is a hideous looking toy.

 

[BoomerD]

It appears paint chips are part of her regular diet.

Washed down with copious amounts of Flint tap water.

 

[freeskier93]

Based on the thread title this is not what I was expecting... but it somehow still dumber.

 

[gorcorps]

That is a hideous looking couple.

FTFY

 

[BarkingGhostar]

So the toy is going to jail for sexual assault and then being put on a toy sex offenders list?

 

[Pardus]

That's a face for radio. Something tells me she has been peed on many many times before.

Isabelle Lassitter was peed upon.

 

[PenguinPower]

I've been to that restaurant. That toy has peed on me. That toy is a serial assaulter and a menace to society. Can I get in on that legal action?

 

[SKORPI0]

That is a hideous looking toy.

It's a vintage '60s toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpSbx4UYPQM

 

[TwiceOver]

Just pay her. I mean, even to make the claim... Bravo lady.

 

[twinrider1]

Pics of the offending toy...

 

[Ns1]

Pics of the offending toy...

nice.

 

[Jaskalas]

It's rude, obscene... maybe simple assault.
People would typically just be offended and boycott the place.

And the toy didn't do it, the man using it did.

 

[pcgeek11]

They just want attention and money....

 

[waffleironhead]

Well now the whole world knows her sex life involves being pissed on.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Is this not normal at hibachi restaurants? I've actually been to that place before and remember it being used there and thought it was relatively funny. The kids at the table found it hilarious.

 

[Beer4Me]

This is just a money/attention grab. Stupid people...

 

[zinfamous]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? Did this woman eat paint chips as a child?

http://www.kcbd.com/story/32553183/woman-claims-toy-sexually-assaulted-her

MURFREESBORO, TN (WTVF/CNN) -
A woman said she was sexually assaulted when a toy squirted water on her face.

While dining with her family at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, the woman said the unusual toy sprayed her in the face. The toy looks like a boy, and when its toy pants are lowered, it looks like the figure is urinating.

"It peed on me, basically," Isabelle Lassiter said.

Lassiter and her husband were visiting Tennessee from Texas. They said they were horrified when the hibachi chef sprayed water from the toy on her.

"In front of our minor children and grandchildren," her husband, James Lassiter, added.

They were so upset, they called police and cited assault.

"It was sexual assault on my wife," James Lassiter said.

Police noted the toy wasn't anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that doesn't matter.

"Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic--OK it's not there anymore--doesn't change the fact that you're getting peed on," James Lassiter added.

Johnny Huang, Wasabi's general manager, said he apologized to the family and has never had complaints about the toy before. Still, he said his staff will now ask customers before showing more of the toy again.

Minor children and grandchildren? How classist--and for their own brood! Do they have major children and grandchildren somewhere, that are more leveled?

...joking aside, If their children are supposedly "minors," how the fuck are they also having grandchildren? Are these the type of southerners that find sex all icky and should never be discussed (everyone is an "innocent" minor) unless you marry the 12 year-old that you've knocked up? This sorta explains being offended by a little pissing bauble.

 

[clamum]

They just want attention and money....

Yep. Scumbags lookin for a handout; fuck em. I'd wager my cat has a higher IQ than those two combined.

 

[minendo]

Is this not normal at hibachi restaurants? I've actually been to that place before and remember it being used there and thought it was relatively funny. The kids at the table found it hilarious.

They have the same (or similar toy) at every Jabanese Hibachi I've been to. They even refer to it (jokingly) as the Japanese Fireman.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Unfortunately, that Japanese guy is probably going to end up on probation and a registered sex offender for the rest of his life. It's how they do it today.

 

[nakedfrog]

I don't think that seems likely.