I promise, if I am elected, to have babe threads at AT at least once a week, and to not include any of my famous pics in them. (thats for you joohang ) I also promise to beat Lord Maul with a trout, and to solve the age old question of AMD vs Intel. (this one is quite obviously a lie)
My running mates will be baffled for VP, if she will take the job, hzl_eyed_girl for Secretary of State, and eakers for Ambassador to Canada.
<edit> Oh, and I almost forgot! spanky007 for Secretary of Transportation, to make up for the model airplane his mother beat him with. Which, to this day, is still one of the funniest posts I ever read here.