Woman Prosecuted for Free Enterprise

[Squisher]

From today's Detroit News

For the life of me I can't find a link to the article.


Looks like her entrepreneurship ended with her first return sale.

 

[PanzerIV]

LMAO. She quit selling the rocks when she got hit with one herself.

 

[KLin]

hahah that's great. "10 ounce sharp edged rocks!! only 20 bucks each! Get'em while they last!!"

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
LMAO. She quit selling the rocks when she got hit with one herself.

Hypocrit...

 

[notfred]

So what was she charged with, exactly?

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: notfred
So what was she charged with, exactly?

Inciting a riot.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: notfred
So what was she charged with, exactly?

inciting a riot

 

[TwiceOver]

Freakin' Sweet.

 

[Ranger X]

A possible 10 year sentence for $70 in rock sales. Ouch

 

[Lucky]

Hey, I live there. Or at least the town right next door. The riot happened last year and I covered it for the newspaper I work for. Here's a link to our article about this biatch.

 

[Squisher]

So she's sitting there and sees a bunch of people just yelling and screaming at police and thinks to herself, "Those people look like they need stuff to throw. Why I got a whole backyard full of rocks. I should run down there and see if anyone wants to buy them. People probably won't want to buy those rocks next week. I better get to it."

So she dons her rock selling outfit and approaches rioters, "Hey, mister, you look all riled up. Bet you'd like to throw something. I've got just what you need. Small ones are $1, big ones $5."

 

[Spook]

Does this remind anyone of the Life of Brian?

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Spook
Does this remind anyone of the Life of Brian?

Yeah, people brought that up at work when I was passing around the article.

 

[jadinolf]

Man, this country is going to the dogs if you can't even incite a riot.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Spook
Does this remind anyone of the Life of Brian?

Yeah, people brought that up at work when I was passing around the article.

First thing I thought of too!

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: Squisher
So she's sitting there and sees a bunch of people just yelling and screaming at police and thinks to herself, "Those people look like they need stuff to throw. Why I got a whole backyard full of rocks. I should run down there and see if anyone wants to buy them. People probably won't want to buy those rocks next week. I better get to it."

So she dons her rock selling outfit and approaches rioters, "Hey, mister, you look all riled up. Bet you'd like to throw something. I've got just what you need. Small ones are $1, big ones $5."

yer a funny guy

 

[acemcmac]

lol great

 

[Squisher]

Self-aggrandizing late-night bump before I go to bed.