http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/brutal_attack_for_this_space_I2J6ZJssMQ4l0ej5VTlWsMA petite young Bronx woman was pummeled into a coma by a thug who was furious that she was holding a parking space in the East Village, The Post has learned...
Lana Rosas was holding the spot for her boyfriend between two parked cars outside 520 E. 14th St. at 11:40 p.m. last Friday when Oscar Fuller drove up in a silver minivan.
Fuller -- whose prior busts include weapons possession and felony assault -- jumped out and started screaming at Rosas when she claimed she was holding the space, police sources said.
Fuller then "punched [her] in the face with so much force that the woman flew off her feet," according to court papers
obviously no one deserves to be punched into a coma, but I can empathize a little. parking shenanigans bother the fuck out of me. imo, first come first serve, no "saving" a spot, and if you can't parallel park into your spot within 2 attempts, move the fuck along and leave the spot for someone who knows how to drive.
the other night, I was stuck behind some jerk off on a narrow, 1-way street for 15 minutes because they were trying to parallel park and couldn't, but refused to give up... eventually, I guess their dad or something came out of a house down the block and parked their car for them. meanwhile, there was an entire half block of open spaces right around the corner I might have punched that guy into a coma had it occurred to me.