Women are always right.

[robphelan]

Originally posted by: sandorski
For Sanity's sake, unless the issue is a matter of Life/Death, just agree and get past it.

i'm starting to see the value of this.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
if you picked #1, please hand in your man card.

You obviously were never married....


Ausm

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Roll over and play dead. Works for me.

:laugh:

i'd give you a milkbone for that!

that sounds hot

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: shilala
Rule #1
Women are always right.

especially when it comes to repairing cars and computers

 

[BrokenVisage]

Some of us prefer not to be pussy-whipped and tell our SO's when they're right, wrong, or mislead.

 

[zendari]

If you have spine and conviction, then no.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Some of us prefer not to be pussy-whipped and tell our SO's when they're right, wrong, or mislead.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
You poor, poor bastard.

 

[Anubis]

if they are wrong i tell them they are wrong
if they ask me a question and want me to answer yes when the correct answer is No, I answer no
if they ask me if their outfit looks good and it does not i say no it doesnt
and yes i have told someone that when they had on made them look fat, when i was asked

i dont play the bullsh!t game, i never have, never will, if someone doesnt like it, i dont care, thats the way it is

men and women are both wrong equal ammounts of the time, however women wont admit it for some odd reason

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Some of us prefer not to be pussy-whipped and tell our SO's when they're right, wrong, or mislead.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
You poor, poor bastard.

That dude must be used to doing solos


Ausm

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Some of us prefer not to be pussy-whipped and tell our SO's when they're right, wrong, or mislead.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
You poor, poor bastard.

That dude must be used to doing solos
Ausm

He's obviously not been told about the threat of Vaseline poisoning.

 

[TGS]

I tell my wife shes wrong, even when she is right just to see if I can slip it past her. So far I've caught her flat out wrong three times. The rest of the time, I have to roll over and play dead for the poon. Come on guys, for the poon. You know you do it too...

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
if you picked #1, please hand in your man card.

Actually we'll need you to hand over yours, because if you don't believe it, you've never been with a woman.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: shilala
Rule #1
Girlfriends/Wives are always right.
Rule #2
When Girlfriends/Wives are wrong, refer to Rule #1

needs a correction....

 

[Tiamat]

took me no time to realize that women are not always right. If they want to have a temper tantrum, then can go do so.

Its actually fun to watch them in a tantrum and wait until they finally realize you were right and have that look on their face and quickly turn away and blame you for something else.

 

[JDCentral]

How about I treat women's intelligence like I treat everybody else's?

Is that good enough?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Some of us prefer not to be pussy-whipped and tell our SO's when they're right, wrong, or mislead.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
You poor, poor bastard.

That dude must be used to doing solos
Ausm

He's obviously not been told about the threat of Vaseline poisoning.

Nope, I'm just well versed in talking to the opposite sex without having them throw a fit or 'cut me off' due to it a majority of the time. Trust me, I've had to go solo a couple times sure, but in the end they ALWAYS end up forgiving ME for being WRONG. Thank you, /thread.

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Roll over and play dead. Works for me.

Haha so true.

 

[DainBramaged]

Stop calling me a woman!! :|

 

[biostud]

pfft women are easy to manipulate.

 

[GasX]

Men are just outgunned.

They fall in love with a beautiful smart intelligent funny woman. Unfortunately, it turns out she has a split personality and the other personality is a crazy homicidal maniac. The second personality only comes out a little bit at a time, but men are so afraid of that second personality taking over that they often resort to the old standby, "yes dear", in order to survive.

If you ever want to see proof of this theory, watch a man say, "Yes" to his woman when when she asks if her pants make her look fat.

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Men are just outbreasted.

Fixed

 

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh:

 

[tlam617]

women = root of all evil. you can't live with them and you can't live wihout them... such unforgiving IRONY!!!

 

[MX2]

I like this thread

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I like this thread

You're right, dear.

You know where I get in trouble a lot?
I'm so conditioned to saying "That looks wonderful, sweetheart" that I sometimes to say it before I look when asked "Does this look okay?"
Fortunately I've mastered the backup response of "Ooops, I'm sorry honey. *Turns around, looks up and down* Yes, that looks perfect."

I've had to adjust that second response for the 14 year old daughter out of necessity.
Her tailored response sometimes is "Yes sweetheart, that looks wonderful. It's probably not appropriate for <insert occasion> though. Why don't you change your shirt?"