Women are lucky

[chalmers]

The females at my office (CPA firm) wear different types of outfits every day, just about anything you can think of that's appropriate in an office setting.

I on the other hand, wore a suit today. Tomorrow I'll wear a suit, and most likely wear one the rest of my life. Hell I'll probably be buried in one. I don't mind usually, but every now and then I wish there were more options for us other than changing the color of your shirt and tie.

 

[bignateyk]

The females at my office (CPA firm) wear different types of outfits every day, just about anything you can think of that's appropriate in an office setting.

I on the other hand, wore a suit today. Tomorrow I'll wear a suit, and most likely wear one the rest of my life. Hell I'll probably be buried in one. I don't mind usually, but every now and then I wish there were more options for us other than changing the color of your shirt and tie.

You obviously haven't lived with a woman. They spend hours trying on hundreds of different outfits to find one that looks just right. You spend 5 minutes throwing your suit on. Would you rather wake up 2 hours earlier in the morning to get ready just so you didn't have to feel like you were wearing the same thing every day?

I just throw on jeans and a dress shirt and call it a day. I'm usually ready before my wife has even picked out a pair of pants.

 

[her209]

You could wear an ascot and throw in a top hat and monocole.

 

[TridenT]

The females at my office (CPA firm) wear different types of outfits every day, just about anything you can think of that's appropriate in an office setting.

I on the other hand, wore a suit today. Tomorrow I'll wear a suit, and most likely wear one the rest of my life. Hell I'll probably be buried in one. I don't mind usually, but every now and then I wish there were more options for us other than changing the color of your shirt and tie.

It is mandatory at your work to wear a suit? Show up in tie dye shirts instead?

 

[Crusty]

I'm sitting @ my desk in a pair of comfortable flannel pajama pants!

 

[bignateyk]

It is mandatory at your work to wear a suit? Show up in tie dye shirts instead?

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

try throwing in a cumberbun every now and then to really mix it up.

 

[chalmers]

You obviously haven't lived with a woman. They spend hours trying on hundreds of different outfits to find one that looks just right. You spend 5 minutes throwing your suit on. Would you rather wake up 2 hours earlier in the morning to get ready just so you didn't have to feel like you were wearing the same thing every day?

I just throw on jeans and a dress shirt and call it a day. I'm usually ready before my wife has even picked out a pair of pants.

True that. I'm breaking my record every morning on how quickly I can suit up.

 

[HAL9000]

Given the choice between having a multitude of clothes and menstruation or having no menstruation and being able to urinate standing up while wearing dull clothes every day, I'd stick with the male option. But it's a personal preference, I do love women, The one thing I think women have over men is interpersonal relationships. Straight men are crap at friendships. I can't even tell my best friend I love him without being made to feel gay...

 

[PingSpike]

Any Scottish in you? You could wear a kilt. Actually you could just lie and say you're Scottish anyway, no one is going to look it up.

 

[FDF12389]

I hear you! Women can wear capris, flip flops, etc. and still look professional. I have to have shirt and tie everyday. I dont really mind though, as someone else pointed out I can be ready for work in under 30, including a shower.

 

[Macamus Prime]

The females at my office (CPA firm) wear different types of outfits every day, just about anything you can think of that's appropriate in an office setting.

I on the other hand, wore a suit today. Tomorrow I'll wear a suit, and most likely wear one the rest of my life. Hell I'll probably be buried in one. I don't mind usually, but every now and then I wish there were more options for us other than changing the color of your shirt and tie.

Sounds to me like you want to show up to work in woman's clothing,...

 

[Scotteq]

Any Scottish in you? You could wear a kilt. Actually you could just lie and say you're Scottish anyway, no one is going to look it up.

/drumroll

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Given the choice between having a multitude of clothes and menstruation or having no menstruation and being able to urinate standing up while wearing dull clothes every day, I'd stick with the male option. But it's a personal preference, I do love women, The one thing I think women have over men is interpersonal relationships. Straight men are crap at friendships. I can't even tell my best friend I love him without being made to feel gay...

What makes it gay is how you say it.
If youre out on the town and your friend does or says something awesome, then you can say "damn, I fucking Love this guy". -Not gay.
If you're outside in lawnchairs having beers and you reach over to grab a hotdog and accidently brush his hand then look up, lock eyes and say "I love you"... -ya its frickin gay.
Also, I dont think Ive ever heard two girls (who were just friends) say "I love you" to each other.

 

[PimpJuice]

I can't even tell my best friend I love him without being made to feel gay...

You're not gay?!?!?

 

[Texashiker]

I on the other hand, wore a suit today. Tomorrow I'll wear a suit, and most likely wear one the rest of my life.

You wear a suit? lol, monkey suit.

I wear jeans and a dress shirt everyday.

 

[ShawnD1]

You could wear an ascot and throw in a top hat and monocole.

try wearing different suits. saying they're all the same is like saying all white bitches smell the same.

 

[chalmers]

You wear a suit? lol, monkey suit.

I wear jeans and a dress shirt everyday.

I'll ask my boss in this afternoon's meeting if we can change our dress code so we can mirror internet user Texashiker.

 

[PingSpike]

What makes it gay is how you say it.
If youre out on the town and your friend does or says something awesome, then you can say "damn, I fucking Love this guy". -Not gay.
If you're outside in lawnchairs having beers and you reach over to grab a hotdog and accidently brush his hand then look up, lock eyes and say "I love you"... -ya its frickin gay.
Also, I dont think Ive ever heard two girls (who were just friends) say "I love you" to each other.

Of course not, women fucking hate each other!

 

[Texashiker]

I'll ask my boss in this afternoon's meeting if we can change our dress code so we can mirror internet user Texashiker.

Is there a "real" need to wear a suit where you work? Jeans and a dress shirt would not work?

Even the lawyers around here wear jeans.

I guess that is one of the differences in living in a small town and a large city.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Of course not, women fucking hate each other!

exactly, from how I understand it, they just use each other to make themselves feel better.

 

[HAL9000]

What makes it gay is how you say it.
If youre out on the town and your friend does or says something awesome, then you can say "damn, I fucking Love this guy". -Not gay.
If you're outside in lawnchairs having beers and you reach over to grab a hotdog and accidently brush his hand then look up, lock eyes and say "I love you"... -ya its frickin gay.
Also, I dont think Ive ever heard two girls (who were just friends) say "I love you" to each other.

Really I see it all the time, particularly on Facebook. Every other woman's status on Facebook is "I had a great night last night. I love Janet and Sarah. Love you girlies!" or something to that effect. I just wish guys could hug and be more open and intimate with each other, women have closer relationships in my experience.

You're not gay?!?!?

Nope.

 

[ShawnD1]

Is there a "real" need to wear a suit where you work? Jeans and a dress shirt would not work?

Even the lawyers around here wear jeans.

I guess that is one of the differences in living in a small town and a large city.

Only jeans people can wear jeans. If you're an uptight wise and beautiful woman who should be wearing a suit, you'll look like a retard in jeans.
Goes the other way too. Drug smoking retard wearing a suit is still a retard.

 

[darkewaffle]

I hear you! Women can wear capris, flip flops, etc. and still look professional. I have to have shirt and tie everyday. I dont really mind though, as someone else pointed out I can be ready for work in under 30, including a shower.

They don't look professional, just nobody says anything about it because then you're a sexist pig.

My office (a bank) is the same way. Women come in wearing glorified t-shirts and scrub bottoms and call them a blouse and slacks with sneakers with it and nobody blinks an eye. Yet I wear a polo, khakis, and loafers and my boss tells me I need to step it up to a shirt and tie. Despite the fact my department (along with the rest of our non-customer contact areas) has a more relaxed dress code, I'm the one who gets called out on it

 

[Zargon]

They don't look professional, just nobody says anything about it because then you're a sexist pig.

My office (a bank) is the same way. Women come in wearing glorified t-shirts and scrub bottoms and call them a blouse and slacks with sneakers with it and nobody blinks an eye. Yet I wear a polo, khakis, and loafers and my boss tells me I need to step it up to a shirt and tie. Despite the fact my department (along with the rest of our non-customer contact areas) has a more relaxed dress code, I'm the one who gets called out on it

yeah, at my old job I had a bitch in hooker boots complain that I was wearing jeans.