Women Drivers

[Garet Jax]

My wife and I moved into our new house about a month ago. It is the first garage I have ever owned and I was excited to park the cars there the first night. For 3 days I had to put my wife's car into and pull it out of the garage because she was too scared to do it herself.

I finally gave up and asked her to start leaving her car out of the garage.

I installed my own mail box and it has been there for no more than 3 weeks. Well my next door neighbour apparently hit it with her car while driving by. Let me make sure I make this clear - the mail box is completely off the road which means she must have been driving on or very close to the property line.



PS - No offense meant to any specific sex or nationality as long as they're men or not women

 

[nick1985]

While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

 

[uclaLabrat]

I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

Isnt it statistically proven somewhere that asian women are the worst drivers?

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

Isnt it statistically proven somewhere that asian women are the worst drivers?

Probably not, but who would waste their time proving something that is fact...

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: nick1985
While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

I've had three girlfriends that have almost killed me while turning left...on red...through 2 lanes of oncoming traffic.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

I died a little just hearing your re-telling of the tale.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

I usually am the one to drive if my girlfriend and I go anywhere. Even if we're not taking my car. And no way I'd let my girlfriend drive my Licoln Town Car. She wouldn't know what to do with that boat

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
I usually am the one to drive if my girlfriend and I go anywhere. Even if we're not taking my car. And no way I'd let my girlfriend drive my Licoln Town Car. She wouldn't know what to do with that boat

I have the cheaper version of the town car (Grand Marquis) and I've tried to get her to drive it, but she doesn't want to touch it.

 

[Alowishus]

whats the deal with airline food?

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

Isnt it statistically proven somewhere that asian women are the worst drivers?

Probably not, but who would waste their time proving something that is fact...

I've thought about keeping track as it would give me something to do while I'm driving around all day

<- has to drive for about 1/4 to 1/3 of work day

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: nick1985
While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

I've had three girlfriends that have almost killed me while turning left...on red...through 2 lanes of oncoming traffic.

That was funny.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: nick1985
While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

I've had three girlfriends that have almost killed me while turning left...on red...through 2 lanes of oncoming traffic.

Maybe that should tell you something about the way you treat your girlfriends

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
I was driving home one time, and there was a really nice M3 on the road...with an asian woman inside. I couldn't tell if she was on a cell phone. I died a little inside.

Isnt it statistically proven somewhere that asian women are the worst drivers?

Probably not, but who would waste their time proving something when just saying it is faster

Fixed

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: Alowishus
whats the deal with airline food?

I entered this thread with the sole reason to post what you've already said.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: Alowishus
whats the deal with airline food?

I entered this thread with the sole reason to post what you've already said.

Me too.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Exterous

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: nick1985
While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

I've had three girlfriends that have almost killed me while turning left...on red...through 2 lanes of oncoming traffic.

Maybe that should tell you something about the way you treat your girlfriends

:laugh:

 

[Garet Jax]

My wife is funny - on some things she is the most passive driver on the road, but she rides far too close on people's bumper.

I have had to call her numerous times when she was following me to get off my tail - sometimes multiple times on the same trip

 

[mugs]

They lack a Y chromosome, and that impairs their driving ability.

On the other hand, they have breasts and vaginas.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife isn't a bad driver but I definitely agree with your assessment of asian women drivers.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

I agree, most women cannot drive correctly. Same goes for old people.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: mugs
On the other hand, they have breasts and vaginas.

Always count on mugs to find the important points in any conversation

 

[secretanchitman]

Originally posted by: nick1985
While I agree with you, prepare to get flamed.

thats nothing. i saw an asian lady (she was young too) in a 2006 black M5. i was a little irked.

 

[uclaLabrat]

My wife thinks the right hand lane is like a coffee shop...hang out, catch up with friends, never get any where....it drives me absolutely insane.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
I agree, most women cannot drive correctly. Same goes for old people.

old, asian, women :frown: