Women really are important

[MommysLittleMonster]

I just realized that having a woman/girlfriend really has it's benefits other than someone to boink or have affection from. Laundry and cooking! When I have a girlfriend, they would always make me something to eat, they would always do my laundry. Now Im single again, and Im eating tv dinners and cereal, and I have two loads of laundry waiting. I am messing with this one girl right now, but I think I would have to start another relationship with her in order for her to cook for me and do my laundry.

 

[Schadenfreude]

:roll:

 

[SynthDude2001]

k

Edit: Hope you have a flamesuit on.

 

[loic2003]

is it 1950 still?

Go do your own washing/cooking, pussy.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
I just realized that having a woman/girlfriend really has it's benefits other than someone to boink or have affection from. Laundry and cooking! When I have a girlfriend, they would always make me something to eat, they would always do my laundry. Now Im single again, and Im eating tv dinners and cereal, and I have two loads of laundry waiting. I am messing with this one girl right now, but I think I would have to start another relationship with her in order for her to cook for me and do my laundry.

That's nice. Here's your

 

[rh71]

i can't help but chuckle at this...

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Its true.

 

[Baked]

Wait till she cuts your wang off and sell it on ebay, then you'll really really like her.

 

[lavagirl669]

did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
I think I would have to start another relationship with her in order for her to cook for me and do my laundry.

how sweet.

 

[So]

bwahahahah
:beer:

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Baked
Wait till she cuts your wang off and sell it on ebay, then you'll really really like her.

eBay has a "Minuscule and Useless" category?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Baked
Wait till she cuts your wang off and sell it on ebay, then you'll really really like her.

eBay has a "Minuscule and Useless" category?

It's more like the "Golden Palace" category.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

If God wanted men to do their own laundry there would be no women.

Edit: I'm sorry that was wrong. We need somebody to watch the kids.

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

I do my own laundry, but let's be real here......women do it much better than guys. When I do my laundry, I throw it all in there, and then put it all in the dryer, then it will stay in the dryer for a few days until I run out of clean clothes and I run to the dryer to pick some clean clothes out. In about a week I'll take the remaining clothes out of the dryer and try to fold it and put it away. All my of ex's would sort colors, take the time to care for the clothes. They would fold them and put them away still warm from the dryer.

Cooking, I can make a mean grilled cheese. I can make ramen, and I can make a good tuna sandwich. I primarily eat out and eat canned foods and tv dinners. I eat a lot of cereal. Girl's just know how to feed you. You say "I'm hungry" and they'll go and make you something good to eat.

The perks of having a girlfriend around. These are things a friend with benefits cant offer you. These are things you take for granted in a relationship.

I'm going to go make some ravioli.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

If God wanted men to do their own laundry there would be no women.

Edit: I'm sorry that was wrong. We need somebody to watch the kids.

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the chauvinistic bastard you are.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

If God wanted men to do their own laundry there would be no women.

Edit: I'm sorry that was wrong. We need somebody to watch the kids.

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the shovenistic bastard you are.

Yet again you presume to know me. I'm married, do 90% of the cooking/ cleaning/ dealing with the daughter. It is the internet and the OP seems to be made in jest. I realize you have only been on it a few days and want to get everything off you chest...but really.....get a grip.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

If God wanted men to do their own laundry there would be no women.

Edit: I'm sorry that was wrong. We need somebody to watch the kids.

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the shovenistic bastard you are.

LOL

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
did you ever hear of doing your own fvcking laundry?
I haven't heard such bs in a long time....

If God wanted men to do their own laundry there would be no women.

Edit: I'm sorry that was wrong. We need somebody to watch the kids.

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the shovenistic bastard you are.

I can take care of myself. But every guy here knows that there are ways a woman can take care of you much better than you could yourself. I have shavings all over my bathroom sink, and 2 loads of laundry.

 

[Orsorum]

:roll:

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the chauvinistic bastard you are.

ribbon13
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who the heck are you?!

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: ribbon13

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the chauvinistic bastard you are.

ribbon13
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who the heck are you?!

Unemployed male.....leaves plenty of time for the cooking.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: ribbon13

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the chauvinistic bastard you are.

ribbon13
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who the heck are you?!

damn, even i only kept up about 55 posts a day at my peak

this is only 2 months though... we'll see if it lasts...

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: ribbon13

My woman does my laundry, but I do all the cooking, I don't think there is anything wrong with that, but you're coming across like the chauvinistic bastard you are.

ribbon13
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Posts: 4451
Joined: 02/01/2005
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who the heck are you?!

damn, even i only kept up about 55 posts a day at my peak

this is only 2 months though... we'll see if it lasts...

we're competing with a machine. there's no hope for us.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: tami
ribbon13
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who the heck are you?!

The sum collective of young neffers united in a common cause.