Originally posted by: Zebo
hehe we have an honest to goodness chauvinistic pig onboard today!!
So what do you do that make you such a prize besides attract naive stepford girlies?
I would date myself if I was a girl.
You know, I do attempt to cook. The last thing I cooked was Dijon Salmon for an ex about a month ago. Another ex, I would cook this pasta dish all the time. I forgot how to make it though. I do enjoy finding recipes and cooking them for my "other" but for myself, I dont have time for that sh*t.
This girl Im boinking now, she is very wifey. She pushed me out of bed the other day to go to class, put some shorts on me, threw a hoodie on me, and stuffed my wallet into my pocket. And she sprayed me with Axe. I dont know, I liked that.
Today she went to my bathroom and noticed all the shavings in the sink, and I had to convince her that I would clean it eventually so that she wouldn't do it. Those are the types of things I am talking about. Women make your life easier.