Women & the pill - question

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Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
it just doesn't feel right if you pull out

How would you know?

what the hell was that, the terribly executed "Pepsi90919 must be a virgin" response?

No need to shed a tear over it

 

[RagingBITCH]

This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

AHAHAHHA!!!!

But, i have been on the patch and its great so whatever he wants to do he can. i am not afraid.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

lmao!
yeah definitely effects that too.. heh

 

[RelaxTheMind]

i dont get it. i do both (girl off the pill for 5 months now)

when she was on the pill i enjoyed the whole making a mess of her and sheets... or better yet make her turn around and take her daily supplements... porn style... on occasion make a deposit in the rear.

anything more degrading to women makes me feel better

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

Your GF is hot dude, does she have a single aunt or mom?

 

[Argo]

I usually end up lining up for a 30 yard field goal. Getting into the end zone been kinda hard lately. (Horrible pun intended).

In related news and not meaning to scare you guys, a close friend of mine who's gf was on the pill is a father of 2 now. He's sending equivalent of M3 monthly payments to his ex.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

i dont get it. i do both (girl off the pill for 5 months now)

when she was on the pill i enjoyed the whole making a mess of her and sheets... or better yet make her turn around and take her daily supplements... porn style... on occasion make a deposit in the rear.

anything more degrading to women makes me feel better

uhuh...RIGHT....

 

[MAME]

my gf was on the pill and we used a condom a vast majority of the time, mostly because of my wishes

when we didn't use the pill, I generally pulled him out of the game at the last moment. Sometimes he stayed in to the end, but I always was scared until her period

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
i dont get it. i do both (girl off the pill for 5 months now)

when she was on the pill i enjoyed the whole making a mess of her and sheets... or better yet make her turn around and take her daily supplements... porn style... on occasion make a deposit in the rear.

anything more degrading to women makes me feel better

at first I thought you were just an idiot in the .999... = 1 thread, but now I realize you are just fvcked in the head

 

[Papagayo]

Have him try the other hole..

it's safe..

 

[Brazen]

My wife has been off the pill for 6 months now and no babies yet. Though on days 12 thru 16 of her cycle, I play the other end zone.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

Your GF is hot dude, does she have a single aunt or mom?

She has a hot blonde friend whose looking for a guy

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

I go for a field goal between the tonsils instead.

 

[imported_nerve]

Play in the mud

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: royaldank

Plenty of women get pregnant off the pill. Sure. 97% obviously isn't 100%. But, the chances are VERY slim.

97% is not very slim at all. A 3 in 100 chance means if you do it 33 times, you are almost assured to knock her up. 97% would be way too low. It's more than 99%.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

Your GF is hot dude, does she have a single aunt or mom?

She has a hot blonde friend whose looking for a guy

How about an old guy on the rebound?

 

[OffTopic1]

My gf get Depo-Provera (99.7% effective) every 3 months for a bout a year now ($45 CAD per shot and health care rebate 80% therefore she paid only $36 CAD or about $30 USD per year).

The side effect is that she have a sore spot on her cheek for a day every 3 months, and gain about 7-8 lbs of weight. (IMHO, my gf looks good at 120 lbs).

Full contact is great, but I do miss the old days when I get to go for a field goal in the extra zone after pull out.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
This thread made me ROFLMAO at work. Thanks for the advice, last night was the first time w/out a helmet. Contact sports without helmets rock I gotta say. Although the QB was a *little quick to hit the end zone.

*little = full on 80 yard uncontested dash to the end zone.

Your GF is hot dude, does she have a single aunt or mom?

She has a hot blonde friend whose looking for a guy

How about an old guy on the rebound?

Ya never know, the last time we were at this bar/club, she turned down like 10 guys my age (or slightly older). She did that a few weeks before too. Who knows

So the marriage isn't going so well at the moment?

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
i dont get it. i do both (girl off the pill for 5 months now)

when she was on the pill i enjoyed the whole making a mess of her and sheets... or better yet make her turn around and take her daily supplements... porn style... on occasion make a deposit in the rear.

anything more degrading to women makes me feel better

at first I thought you were just an idiot in the .999... = 1 thread, but now I realize you are just fvcked in the head

yup... nice opinion. haha. i am NOT a shy person. im just say and do what most guys wish they could do. do it the way i want and when i want to. i have every right to want it that way. its not like im dating girls who dont like that stuff. i by no means force anything upon anyone.

btw. .999... isnt equal to 1 HAHAHA!!!

 

[piroroadkill]

No, he just assumed that like himself, nobody else who posts on the Internet gets any.

 

[loic2003]

Well I pounded my ex virtually daily, sometimes several times daily without a "helmet" and only the pill for two years. Not one scare, but she was very good at taking the pill regularly.

There's also an injection you can get your woman to take where she'll be sterile for ~6 months. Much safter, takes no thought, isn't affected by vomiting/anti-biotics, and removes a whole load of worry. Ask your doctor.


Edit: Concern about pregnancy is a great way of sleazing anal

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
i dont get it. i do both (girl off the pill for 5 months now)

when she was on the pill i enjoyed the whole making a mess of her and sheets... or better yet make her turn around and take her daily supplements... porn style... on occasion make a deposit in the rear.

anything more degrading to women makes me feel better

at first I thought you were just an idiot in the .999... = 1 thread, but now I realize you are just fvcked in the head

yup... nice opinion. haha. i am NOT a shy person. im just say and do what most guys wish they could do. do it the way i want and when i want to. i have every right to want it that way. its not like im dating girls who dont like that stuff. i by no means force anything upon anyone.

btw. .999... isnt equal to 1 HAHAHA!!!

I think a lot of guys, myself included, prefer to stay away from the crap chute. You may want to reconsider your relationship stance, as it may not be healthy for long term.

As for .999..., you seriously haven't a clue as to what you're talking about. Trust me, speak to an expert in the field of math and you'll see why there's no debate about the subject

 

[davew0670]

last time my qb went in with a helmet there was some major personal fouls being committed. He came out and his helmet torn to shreds.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: davew0670
last time my qb went in with a helmet there was some major personal fouls being committed. He came out and his helmet torn to shreds.

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