Woohoo! I love my stockbroker!

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I love my attorney too.
You don't see me making posts about my feelings for my hired professionals.

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.

While it would be awesome if my attorney could get me some liquid mescaline, I don't need to pay someone $255 an hour to tell me that I need to rent a fast car with no top.

Sorry, I have a heart condition.

I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: PAB
I bought Allegheny Tech this morning at $102.79

I'm already up on the position. Neat!

Thank the Fed for not raising or even hinting at raising interest rates today.

 

[gsethi]

Soon you might be getting investigated for brokerage fraud

 

[buck]

Id love your stockbroker if he pushed you off a cliff.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Stop posting.

 

[MisterJackson]

Quick, sell it off before it dives and buy more guns, sh1tty cars, and fake rolex watches!!! That's a sound investment!!!

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Quick, sell it off before it dives and buy more guns, sh1tty cars, and fake rolex watches!!! That's a sound investment!!!

I dont want my insurance to go up due to PAB's actions

 

[ebaycj]

Farrow Tech?

 

[jupiter57]

Alright, say you did buy a share @ $102.79, when it tanks next week to $88, you'll naturally sell, then post about how you HATE your broker because you lost $14.79 & his commission was $15.00.
Phhhhhhllllltttttt.

 

[JMWarren]

Can someone modify the JLGatsby blocking script to take out PAB too?

 

[her209]

Whoop dee dooo... 1 share.

 

[Jawo]

Originally posted by: buck
Id love your stockbroker if he pushed you off a cliff.

ha ha ha...who in ATOT wouldn't love that?

 

[Dritnul]

Originally posted by: Looney
Can't you get a Myspace page like other losers?

he'd just get flagged as a spam bot

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: chambersc
Sure you did.

I most certainly did.

Originally posted by: her209
Whoop dee dooo... 1 share.

You're only off by a factor of......a lot.

http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=atiih3.jpg

 

[jakedeez]

Sounds like your stock broker watches Mad Money....

YAUPT - "Useless Pab"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I love my attorney too.
You don't see me making posts about my feelings for my hired professionals.

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.

While it would be awesome if my attorney could get me some liquid mescaline, I don't need to pay someone $255 an hour to tell me that I need to rent a fast car with no top.

Sorry, I have a heart condition.

I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?

You can have all the time you need at my usual rate of $45 per hour, but you'll probably want a cushion so just lay down one of those $100 dollar bills and fvck off.

 

[skywhr]

i smell BS

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: skywhr
i smell BS

Theres a screenie 3 posts up.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: Aimster
Why the ****** are all your posts about how rich you are?

Tiny penis, mommy and daddy issues, lack of fashion and no friends.

 

[jakedeez]

Not only are you bragging about a broker who bought something right after Jim Cramer said he loves it, but your up 68 basis points on a day when the stock was up 120... your broker rocks!

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: jakedeez
Not only are you bragging about a broker who bought something right after Jim Cramer said he loves it, but your up 68 basis points on a day when the stock was up 120... your broker rocks!

Yeah, that was my bad. He actually told me about it a few days ago and I didnt feel like moving on it.

 

[Descartes]

What's the point of making a post about some silly intraday gain? I used to think people gave you a hard time, but you really do act like a child.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: jakedeez
Not only are you bragging about a broker who bought something right after Jim Cramer said he loves it, but your up 68 basis points on a day when the stock was up 120... your broker rocks!

pwned

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Lies, lies, all lies.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Descartes
What's the point of making a post about some silly intraday gain? I used to think people gave you a hard time, but you really do act like a child.

Its like the YAGT: I GOT A DATE! threads.

Little victories win the war.