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Woot is a shopping website. Their usual model is to sell ONE product per day, at a big discount. If they sell out, that's it for the day. You have to wait until midnight (CST) to see the next product.
A Woot Off is when they sell one product at a time, until it sells out, then immediately start selling another product.
Usually, at some point in the Woot Off, they will sell a "Bag of Crap", also known as a "BOC", which has led to many other names such as "Bandolier of Carrots", "Bushels of Carp", etc. The BOC is usually miscellaneous stuff that they have lying around in their warehouse wrapped in a decent bag, but in general is usually worth more than the $5.99 price or whatever they charge. They usually sweeten the deal by giving out something really valuable to one or two people, like a Wii or a big-screen TV. When the BOC's come up for sale, their server usually gets pounded into paste because everybody wants them. I've seen BOC's for sale, but have never been able to complete a transaction.
Woot usually has an unbelievable number of roombas, iPods, MP3 players, and junk for sale. If you read the discussion comments, you'll see many references to these, and everybody's waiting for the BOC.
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I just got this email:
Yup, Woot Off going on right now!
Woot.com
Woot is a shopping website. Their usual model is to sell ONE product per day, at a big discount. If they sell out, that's it for the day. You have to wait until midnight (CST) to see the next product.
A Woot Off is when they sell one product at a time, until it sells out, then immediately start selling another product.
Usually, at some point in the Woot Off, they will sell a "Bag of Crap", also known as a "BOC", which has led to many other names such as "Bandolier of Carrots", "Bushels of Carp", etc. The BOC is usually miscellaneous stuff that they have lying around in their warehouse wrapped in a decent bag, but in general is usually worth more than the $5.99 price or whatever they charge. They usually sweeten the deal by giving out something really valuable to one or two people, like a Wii or a big-screen TV. When the BOC's come up for sale, their server usually gets pounded into paste because everybody wants them. I've seen BOC's for sale, but have never been able to complete a transaction.
Woot usually has an unbelievable number of roombas, iPods, MP3 players, and junk for sale. If you read the discussion comments, you'll see many references to these, and everybody's waiting for the BOC.
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I just got this email:
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Attention Woot employees -
We are now entering the final phase of preparations for the Woot-Off planned for midnight tonight. This is when we depart from our usual deal-a-day model and sell one product after another, offering a new deal as soon as the previous one sells out. For some reason, Woot members like tk149 continue to have high expectations for this event. We must make every effort to ensure that they feel disappointed and betrayed.
All workers should be physically and mentally straining to make this Woot-Off a success, like every muscle in a wolf's body strains to capture and devour its prey. We expect total compliance with the following objectives:
* Make sure the stables are thoroughly cleaned and the horses properly groomed and shod. As you know, Commander Rutledge prefers to lead us on horseback during Woot-Offs. Charge!
* Customer Service department: all vacation requests for this week and next are approved. If you have not filed a vacation request, take one anyway.
* The little green pills in the kitchen are there to keep you alert and working. Take as many as you need. Officially, Woot does not believe in the concept of "overdose".
* Take at least one of our servers offline, just for laughs.
* Go to the landfill and dig up some more Sansa media players. If you see any Digipro Graphics Tablets (and you will), grab those, too.
* Place crap bags in company latrines so those orders can be "filled". To this end, the company will provide free lunch today from El Feo, the filthiest burrito joint in Dallas. Do your worst, guys.
* Neutralize all negative thinking among our members. We simply cannot tolerate any more posts like "do not want" or "Woot-Off killer". If electronic means like word filters and IP bans do not work, we must reactivate the rapid-response teams to physically eliminate all threats to our reputation.
* Last time, spot checks revealed that approximately 25% of products shipped are broken, incomplete, or excessively dirty. This is unacceptable. For this Woot-Off, defective shipments must make up at least 40%.
* Remind SmartPost that there's no need to hurry on these orders. Prompt delivery makes our customers spoiled and argumentative. Let them learn humility and gratitude while they wait.
Above all, we must strive to make this Woot-Off even more tedious, disappointing, and lucrative than the last one. The employee who achieves the most toward this end will be rewarded with one brown Zune. Second place: two brown Zunes.
Forward into battle! Remember: to give one's life for Woot is glorious!
Larry Stalin
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Woot, Inc.
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Yup, Woot Off going on right now!