One Day They?ll Look Back And Laugh
So Dougie spilled that plate of cheesy fries on the cops that night at the Steak-N-Shake and they might have said it was okay, but we didn?t have the money to get traffic tickets all summer so we knew we had to get out of town. I saw this A&E special on the Unibomber so I said ?Hey, Dougie, maybe we should go camping? and he thought that was great, so we grabbed our Peanut Butter and Bacon milkshakes and hit the road. We only stopped to pick up our No Fat Chicks beltbuckles and a US Modular PowerStor 1 Gigabyte Flash Drive/Backup Battery.
It was a good thing we did, since about two days in, we met this raccoon that ran a torrent site. He had that video that Britney Spears made with Paris Hilton! Except for some reason, they were dressed like raccoons, but it was still hot. We watched it like seven times in a row. The raccoon let us save a copy to the 1 gig flash drive. We didn?t want to leave a prize like that behind. If we ever went back to high school, we?d be the kings of everything! But then Dougie reminded me we couldn?t ever go back and we got sad, but not too sad, because now we were on the run like Wolverine.
After about four hours we kinda wanted a pizza so Dougie got out his cell to call Papa John?s. It was dead! We got really scared because this is when the maniac jumps out in the movies, but then I remembered that the US Modular PowerStor 1 Gigabyte Flash Drive/Backup Battery works as a backup battery for any device with a mini-usb port. A PDA, a GPS, some handheld game that we totally should have brought, and Dougie?s cell phone. But then they wouldn?t deliver to the woods! Weak! So we had to go get it and come back.
This US Modular PowerStor 1 Gigabyte Flash Drive/Backup Battery comes with adapters and a retractable power cord, and it can charge via your laptop. That?s why we finally had to go back, cause Dougie forgot his Powerbook like a big dumb idiot. Yeah, it works with Mac. But I wish it didn?t cause we were in town for like six seconds before we saw those spinning lights. Now I got poison ivy and a $400 fine. Maybe I can sue Steak-N-Shake for how they make the plates. This whole thing is really because someone approved a faulty design. Right?