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[agent00lunberg]

Originally posted by: lirion
I'll tell you the same thing I told SmarterChild about being a whore:

Me: Ok, so I hear that for just $9.95 a year you'll talk with me, is that right?

SmarterChild: I don't know...

Me: That's the word on the street. So if that's true, and you're willing to sell yourself to me for money, doesn't that make you a whore?

SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?

Me: It's not crazy. That would make you a whore. You're a whore SmarterChild, a whore! You know what heappens to whores, don't you SmarterChild? They burn in hell. They burn in hell with the devil and his minions for all eternity SmarterChild. The flames devour your soul while the demons sodomize you in the ass with glowing hot pitchforks all day long forever. The sound of your flesh burning away will be drowned out by your screams as the devil shoves his barbed penis into your ass and laughs with delight as he feeds you inch after inch of his huge, infernal cock. The demons will claw your eyes out with their hands and eat them in front of you. You will be raped by the rotting corpses of the fallen,and the maggots will crawl out of their eye sockets and into your penis, and ass, and mouth. You will endure these burdens for all time, and all the while you will watch as the blessed drink from a river of wine and sing praises to the Almighty. Yes, you will be subject to the vilest of agonies, all within sight of the gate of Heaven. That's what happens to whores like you SmarterChild.

SmarterChild: No way?! Really?

And now you know.

thanks for the tip. ill remember to look out for that "devil" guy with the barbed penis. maybe he knows how to manage these forums...

 

[agent00lunberg]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
you like that word. can i have some advice? how does one manage these forums with so many people posting all the time?

They have several Moderators... some are nice, some are fvcking unfair (yeah, you heard me, Mean Moderator). There's the Cool Moderator, Fun Moderator, Mean Moderator, etc.

i mean how can you post in the threads? i click refresh and there are 30 new posts already. i cant imagine how i can comprehend these forums

 

[pyonir]

comprehending these forums is beyond your comprehension.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: pyonir
comprehending these forums is beyond your comprehension.

well said

 

[agent00lunberg]

so a special technique is to remember to not remember any special technique?

 

[no0b]

you need to get a browser that allows you to open more than one page in a single taskbar icon(thingy) I.E. mozilla, nutscrape, opera, crazy browser. I cannot use IE for these forums I just will have too many windows open at a time.

I normally go to a category then open 20 or so topics that intrest me then go through them all refreshing, closing, replying to the various threads. Next I repeat it again untill i get bored and play some HL mods.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
so a special technique is to remember to not remember any special technique?

*tear* they learn so fast!

 

[agent00lunberg]

i also notice people using bump at the beginning of their posts. any special reason for that? man these forums are just craaaaazy

 

[no0b]

and to keep track of your posts you can go to the today link on the upper right hand of the screen if you are auto logged in.

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
i also notice people using bump at the beginning of their posts. any special reason for that? man these forums are just craaaaazy

you answered it in your own post. Due to the high volume of these forums you might need to bump a thread to the top of the category so everyone can see it.

 

[agent00lunberg]

ah righty. bump. so neffers arent really frowned upon here then seeing as pyonir has about 30 posts a day?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
ah righty. bump. so neffers arent really frowned upon here then seeing as pyonir has about 30 posts a day?

Neffers are frowned upon. You just have to be good at it.

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
ah righty. bump. so neffers arent really frowned upon here then seeing as pyonir has about 30 posts a day?

Neffers are frowned upon. You just have to be good at it.

I agree you will become better at neffing

 

[agent00lunberg]

well i am good at it at OCA. here though, this place has surpassed my wildest dreams. i literally cannot comprehend the pace the forums go at. i was looking for more whoring grounds, this place is more than enough for 10 of me

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: agent00lunberg
ah righty. bump. so neffers arent really frowned upon here then seeing as pyonir has about 30 posts a day?

Neffers are frowned upon. You just have to be good at it.

I agree you will become better at neffing

I am teh ultimate neffar!

600 posts in less than a week

I neffed up a storm in one thread and all I got was a "wrist-slap" from teh mods. heh

I hope I don't get a permanent vacation for saying that...

 

[oLLie]

R-A-L-P-H spells Ralph.

 

[agent00lunberg]

see at OCA people think i have no life, which in many ways is tru for posting 20 a day, here that is no way near enough

 

[agent00lunberg]

Originally posted by: oLLie
R-A-L-P-H spells Ralph.

isnt the american way with an f? i was just assuming, plus it is 2am and i am tired so im not thinking too well

 

[agent00lunberg]

well i am off to bed now. i will try to imagine the amount of posts waiting for me when i get back

 

[xCygnusX1x]

allright l00nburg...just wait till you get ack to OCA....we have a fresh bottle of lube for ya....your in BIG trouble...


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:disgust:

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: xCygnusX1x
allright l00nburg...just wait till you get ack to OCA....we have a fresh bottle of lube for ya....your in BIG trouble...


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:disgust:

ummmm.... right

<------ should be GOLDEN now

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
I think you should leave while you can, agent00lunberg

These forums are extremely addictive

I'll second that...I've been here for about a month and almost have 450 posts.

 

[memphist0]

I tink SPeeD should ban agent fo this.

BTW Cygnus tink we're out of the lube poiuy and pibb have used it all up.

 

[kermalou]

is this deja vu

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: kermalou
is this deja vu

yes