Words to live by

[Koenigsegg]

If you don?t drink, you smoke weed. If you don?t smoke weed, then you smoke cigarettes and drink. If you don?t eat carbs, you eat a lot of salt. If you practice abstinence, you jack off like hell. If you don?t lie to your spouse, you?ll lie to your kids. If you don?t cheat on your spouse, you?ll get a divorce. If you don?t steal material things, you?ll commit tax evasion. It goes on. Hypocrisy is the only consistency that resonates in our lives.

:thumbsup:

 

[jlee]

In all honesty, it doesn't fit me too well..

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't all parents lie to their kids at some point or another?

 

[venk]

Santa Clause?
God? :Q

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Don't all parents lie to their kids at some point or another?

I never lied to VeggieFrog.

If I did not want to answer something, i just told her i did not want to answer it.

unless you consider telling a 3yr old that there really is a santa, easter bunny and tooth fairy.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Don't all parents lie to their kids at some point or another?

I never lied to VeggieFrog.

If I did not want to answer something, i just told her i did not want to answer it.

unless you consider telling a 3yr old that there really is a santa, easter bunny and tooth fairy.

Technically, those are lies. So yes, you did lie to her. So that means that you just lied about not lying to her.

 

[bradruth]

I guess those are words to live by...if you're looking for some sort of justification for being a scumbag.

 

[myevilfriend]

I agree with the point overall, but few of the examples listed

 

[tami]

yeah, doesn't fit me too well either. i'm a good girl.

 

[laurenlex]

While drunk, high, and eating an entire bag of Lay's, I was laying on my couch, masturbating to the images of Koenigsegg posting on ATOT. I told my wife I was napping, and the kids were brushed off by telling them I had a mosquito bit in my pants. After contemplating leaving my wife, or just banging the babysitter, I decided to just go to work in a stolen car, and then not reporting my income for the remainder of the tax season.

Thanks, Koenigsegg

 

[Kishan]

Originally posted by: bradruth
I guess those are words to live by...if you're looking for some sort of justification for being a scumbag.

LOL!

 

[cjgallen]

 

[Xyclone]

What he's trying to say is the old phrase, "Everything in moderation."

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: laurenlex
While drunk, high, and eating an entire bag of Lay's, I was laying on my couch, masturbating to the images of Koenigsegg posting on ATOT. I told my wife I was napping, and the kids were brushed off by telling them I had a mosquito bit in my pants. After contemplating leaving my wife, or just banging the babysitter, I decided to just go to work in a stolen car, and then not reporting my income for the remainder of the tax season.

Thanks, Koenigsegg

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