Work bathrooms

[ViperXX]

I think that there should be two different types of bathrooms at work. One for shitting in and another for just peeing and grooming. I always manage to go into the bathroom that some one has taken the most rotten, nastiest shit in. I stand there peeing and gagging trying to hold my breathe on the verge of puking my guts up. To top it off there's a double streak of shit running down the side of the bowl. Seriously how the F*CK do you manage to shit outside the bowl?

 

[DesiPower]

stop working in/visiting shit holes? Here at work bathrooms are continuously cleaned and maintained and every bathrooms has both urinals and seats, dont need to go into the booths if you just want to urinate, unless you are a man with "special needs"

 

[Red Storm]

You work in a shitty environment. Our bathrooms are nice and tidy 99% of the time.

 

[sixone]

I think that there should be two different types of bathrooms at work. One for shitting in and another for just peeing and grooming. I always manage to go into the bathroom that some one has taken the most rotten, nastiest shit in. I stand there peeing and gagging trying to hold my breathe on the verge of puking my guts up. To top it off there's a double streak of shit running down the side of the bowl. Seriously how the F*CK do you manage to shit outside the bowl?

There are already two types: men's and women's.

 

[ViperXX]

Well guys, lucky you. Our bathrooms serve many asses through out the day. Yea they are cleaned through out the day. But lets just say Native American asses are not the cleanest of shitters. Apparently 1000s of years of shitting outside have not prepared them for shitting in a toilet.

 

[thegimp03]

Well guys, lucky you. Our bathrooms serve many asses through out the day. Yea they are cleaned through out the day. But lets just say Native American asses are not the cleanest of shitters. Apparently 1000s of years of shitting outside have not prepared them for shitting in a toilet.

Hilarious.

Our work bathrooms are cleaned at least a couple times a day.

 

[brandonb]

I don't know.

I work in a place with 100+ people working at any given moment, and we have 1 bathrooms (for each gender) with 2 stalls. They are constantly used. If you wanted to take a crap you have to wait in line. There are chairs outside the stalls to sit on while you wait.

One day I went in there and someone wiped their shit all over the walls, finger streaks of do-do and all so I only assume they used a glove, but I'm not sure who would crap, grab it from the toilet, and wipe it all over the walls of the stall.

Women's bathroom isn't any better. I hear from the ladies on my team that women have droppings from their bleeding uterus all over the seats they don't wipe up, etc.

To top it all off, both bathrooms are back to back, and when the women flush their power toilets, it bubbles up in the toilet you are sitting on. So you get to have other peoples stank shoot up nearly (if not) on your ass.

I have learned to just avoid it all together. I go to the restraunt across the street if I have to use the shitter.

 

[Sixguns]

To top it all off, both bathrooms are back to back, and when the women flush their power toilets, it bubbles up in the toilet you are sitting on. So you get to have other peoples stank shoot up nearly (if not) on your ass.

This is just wrong. But I guess if you learned to time it, you could really mess with somebody on the other side.

 

[Phanuel]

Someone here keeps leaving a paper cup in the urinal.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Ours are pretty well kept. It's also a general courtesy that if you need to take a dump, you do it upstairs or downstairs, not on the office floor. Though we do have one guy with IBS, and when you gotta go, you gotta go, though even he manages to usually go downstairs.

 

[crownjules]

Ours get cleaned once a day. One bathroom per floor (3 floors) each with two stalls and a urinal. The problem is the builders, in their infinite wisdom, installed a kiddie level urinal in my floor's bathroom in spite of the lack of children in our building. My crotch is level with the top of the urinal. Inevitably, some bathroom challenged people mis-aim and get it all over the top of the urinal. Gross.

 

[Red Storm]

Man we have it really good then. Bathroom on every floor, 3 stalls and 2 urinals each. And not that many people on each floor so the bathroom is rarely ever crowded.

 

[Yreka]

You work in a shitty environment. Our bathrooms are nice and tidy 99% of the time.

This.. At worst we get someone who pisses all over the floor under/ in front of the urinal. Not sure how this happens + I'm fairly sure it isn't intentional.

 

[Pardus]

i found a very large turd in the urinal once, guess the stalls were occupied.

 

[Andy22]

I work in an 8 floor building with around 1000 people and the bathrooms stay fairly clean for the most part. What I HATE...is when I am in the far right stall (out of three) and someone comes in and chooses the stall in the middle and right next to me instead of the first one thus giving each of us a 1 stall cushion from shit germs. Pisses me off!

 

[Ns1]

Sucks for you guys. 3 stalls/2 urinals per floor here cleaned multiple times a day.

 

[JimKiler]

I do look at the toilets and think someone needs to see a doctor because crapping all over the side of the toilet were water will not rinse it away cannot be healthy.

 

[Demo24]

Our bathrooms only get cleaned twice a week but still stay pretty clean. Helps that we have relatively few guys and most of the time can get in and out without anyone else disturbing me. Generally avoid shitting at work though.

Sadly whoever designed the stalls at the office must have been tiny as there is barely room to manoeuvre to close the door, hardly enough room for the TP dispenser next to the toilet, and not a lot of wiggle room to complete the task. Therefore I always use the handicap one since there's no one disabled around here. No urinals, do have a shower though.

 

[Brovane]

Judging by what I hear I have it really good.

We have a total of 8 bathroom sets spread out over two floors. Each male bathroom has 3 stalls and 2 urinals and the Woman's bathroom has 5 stalls. The Bathrooms are regulary cleaned several times a day. About 600 people working in the building. Usually never have to wait.

 

[laxie16]

One thing I make sure I never do is flush. I am proud of my work and want to display it for my fellow coworkers. That way they know what my wife made for dinner last night, especially if it's corn pudding. Makes for great water cooler conversation.

 

[preslove]

We have nice private bathrooms and shitty public rooms.

I worked in a university at a crap office job where we only had one unisex bathroom for half a floor, and then an old, dank one on the other side of the floor. This was in the stadium. The Athletics dept was on another floor with two really nice gendered bathrooms. I'd take the stairs for any bm.

 

[SheHateMe]

Do you work at Walmart dude?

Our bathrooms are clean for the most part. Never saw anything nasty working here other than people forgetting to flush their pee.

 

[Yreka]

Ugh I jinxed my work bathroom karma posting in this thread

Just walked in on someone dropping a deuce.. WTF can't people lock the damn doors.

 

[NetWareHead]

I know I've posted this story before but in experience, the ladies room was always the worst. I was a network admin for a previous company and had access to HR files. Came across a memo created by the HR lady that was posted inside the ladies room door. It detailed shit on the walls and floors. Paper towels and TP all over the place. Used feminine hygiene products left on the floor and not in a trash. Mentioned blood found on the seats and floor. It was pretty disgusting how the bathroom was. The HR lady was pissed and wrote in the memo that this better be the last time she finds the bathroom in this condition or else this memo, instead of being posted on the inside of the ladies room, she will post it outside. This way everyone will know what kind of "ladies" work in this office.

The worst things I've ever found in the mens rooms are piss on the floor under the urinal or on the toilet seats. Or someone made a nest out of paper to line the seat and then left it on top of the seat for the next guy. Never anything like as described in the ladies at my previous job...what a bunch of slobs...

 

[DesiPower]

Well guys, lucky you. Our bathrooms serve many asses through out the day. Yea they are cleaned through out the day. But lets just say Native American asses are not the cleanest of shitters. Apparently 1000s of years of shitting outside have not prepared them for shitting in a toilet.

wow, that's pretty racist, I hope you are on vacation already...