LOL! This thread reminds me of the call I got when I was working the help desk (Help Desk for several Higher Ed schools)...
Student: "Yeah, I can't get my XBox to work over the network... I already called Microsoft and they said that my network has the ports blocked for XBox Live. I *need* you to open them for me..."
Me: "Ah, sir, we do not support the XBox on the campus network."
Student: "I don't care, just open up the ports dude."
Me: "Well sir, I can't do that as that is an unsupported system. Even if I wanted to, I do not have the ability to reconfigure the router for you."
Student: "Well if you can't, who can change the router??" (getting slightly pissed... beer level getting low)
Me: "Well, I suppose I can forward your request to Network Services, but they're not likely to do that as it is against network policy."
Student: "Yeah, that'd be great. Can you make sure they get the router thing setup right for my XBox?"
Me: "Alright, I'll send down the ticket for you sir. Have a good one."
Normally, I'd just close the ticket and that would be the end of it. But I figured I'd give the network crew a good chuckle for the night. I sent that ticket on down.