Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: saymyname
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there
My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross
:disgust:
That could ruin a guy.
I've been waiting more than a year to hear/smell my girlfriend fart. She just won't do it in front of me.
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: saymyname
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there
My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross
:disgust:
That could ruin a guy.
I've been waiting more than a year to hear/smell my girlfriend fart. She just won't do it in front of me.
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: saymyname
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there
My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross
:disgust:
That could ruin a guy.
I've been waiting more than a year to hear/smell my girlfriend fart. She just won't do it in front of me.
keep doing the dutch oven on her.... one day she'll snap
Originally posted by: ockky
Once i was over at this chick's house and we were watching Jerry McGwire with her folks. Her dad was an ex-cop turned 400lb semi-driver, and her mom was a wee-bit hefty, but anyhow... so about half way through the movie, the parents decide they are gonna crash. So me and the girl are making out on the couch, one thing is leading to another, when she whips out my wang and goes to er...put it in it's rightful place. well, that's fine and dandy, but i do like to be safe, and my propolatics are all the way across the room in my bookbag, so i'm screwed. well, as she is mounting me, i notice this god awful stench, and by god awful, i mean, it smells like a monkey had climbed up in her to die. well, luckily at about this time, and i'm strugglin to get my head as far away and as low from the aroma as possible, the movie cuts off and static cuts in really loud. So she leaps off of me and cuts off the tv in hopes that her parents don't hear it. well, evidently that kinda freaked her out, so she decides to crash in her room.
well, that's when i should have left, but no, i'm a dumbass, instead i fall asleep on the couch. So come around 4o'clock in the morning, i wake up and i have a big-giant bullet in my face. the dad is hovering over me and says, "You know what this is?" "eh, a bullet." "This is a cop killer! I got alot of these back when i was on the force. they'll go straight through a bulletproof vest like it's paper!" "eh, oooooooook" so i do what anybody would have done at that moment, i hope to god it's some kinda wacked out nightmare and rollover and try to go back to sleep.
sigh, again, not my best decision, because when i woke back up, no one was in the house. i was there, in this house, completely alone. i mean, it's not like i knew these people or anything. so i'm thinking, ok, wait for the girl to return, i'll get me a condom on this time, plug my nose and be good to go! well, of course, it wasn't the girl that got home 1st. no no, a bigass semi comes pulling into the driveway. the cop killing dad was home... yay. so obviously i'm alittle freaked out at the moment, trying to figure out how to play this one out. So the dad comes walking inside and sits next to me on the couch to watch some satellite tv. "ockky, let me show you something..." as he says this he's reaching for the remote, flips a couple of buttons and lo-and-behold, i'm watching pr0n with the dad. "ockky, if you ever need any movies, you just tell me. i make'em all the time for the folks at work, just dont tell anyone in the family, they dont know about it" "er, yaaaaay ok So, um, i'm gonna go ahead and head out. i've uh, got to work in a bit, tell everyone i said bye.."
yah, i never went back there...no way in hell
Originally posted by: ockky
Once i was over at this chick's house and we were watching Jerry McGwire with her folks. Her dad was an ex-cop turned 400lb semi-driver, and her mom was a wee-bit hefty, but anyhow... so about half way through the movie, the parents decide they are gonna crash. So me and the girl are making out on the couch, one thing is leading to another, when she whips out my wang and goes to er...put it in it's rightful place. well, that's fine and dandy, but i do like to be safe, and my propolatics are all the way across the room in my bookbag, so i'm screwed. well, as she is mounting me, i notice this god awful stench, and by god awful, i mean, it smells like a monkey had climbed up in her to die. well, luckily at about this time, and i'm strugglin to get my head as far away and as low from the aroma as possible, the movie cuts off and static cuts in really loud. So she leaps off of me and cuts off the tv in hopes that her parents don't hear it. well, evidently that kinda freaked her out, so she decides to crash in her room.
well, that's when i should have left, but no, i'm a dumbass, instead i fall asleep on the couch. So come around 4o'clock in the morning, i wake up and i have a big-giant bullet in my face. the dad is hovering over me and says, "You know what this is?" "eh, a bullet." "This is a cop killer! I got alot of these back when i was on the force. they'll go straight through a bulletproof vest like it's paper!" "eh, oooooooook" so i do what anybody would have done at that moment, i hope to god it's some kinda wacked out nightmare and rollover and try to go back to sleep.
sigh, again, not my best decision, because when i woke back up, no one was in the house. i was there, in this house, completely alone. i mean, it's not like i knew these people or anything. so i'm thinking, ok, wait for the girl to return, i'll get me a condom on this time, plug my nose and be good to go! well, of course, it wasn't the girl that got home 1st. no no, a bigass semi comes pulling into the driveway. the cop killing dad was home... yay. so obviously i'm alittle freaked out at the moment, trying to figure out how to play this one out. So the dad comes walking inside and sits next to me on the couch to watch some satellite tv. "ockky, let me show you something..." as he says this he's reaching for the remote, flips a couple of buttons and lo-and-behold, i'm watching pr0n with the dad. "ockky, if you ever need any movies, you just tell me. i make'em all the time for the folks at work, just dont tell anyone in the family, they dont know about it" "er, yaaaaay ok So, um, i'm gonna go ahead and head out. i've uh, got to work in a bit, tell everyone i said bye.."
yah, i never went back there...no way in hell
Originally posted by: ockky
i'm a dude, i had morning wood, hell i dont know what the hell i was thinking?! why didn't i just leave that night really...
Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
The worst date I've ever had was during this past December. A friend of mine set me up with this girl he knew. She was 2 hours late so I had to wait. To top it off, she was hung over from the night before. Needless to say neither one of us had a good time.
Originally posted by: Bartino
aight this is comencement dance my senior year. my friend and i had our dates in my car and we were driving around before the dance. We had eaten at applebees i think and despite multiple warnings given to my friend about the volatility of eating the chicken strips, he orders tham anyway. So back to the car now. We are driving around and my friend and his GF are in the back seat doing whatever when all of the sudden he sits straight up and says, "dude, i need to take a dump" now the girl i was with was someone who i was kind of starting to date/impress, so when he let that one fly i was a bit confused at his choice of words in the situation. i tell him to just hold it because we were going to be where we were headed in just a second. he insists that we have to stop right then and there, so i pull over at the next gas station and he goes waddling into the bathroom there. after 30 minutes of waiting in the car and catching occasionally whifs of ish, i go in after him. I knock on the first door hoping it was him and luckily it was. i was WTF, and he just told me to take the girls home. this is when i ask when wtf happened. he explained to me that as he was in the back seat with the GF he felt a little gas enter the chamber and when he tried to slide it out undetected, he pretty much gambled and lost. he filled his pants, and was now in the bathroom butt naked with all of his clothes in the sink trying to get cleaned up. of course i am laughing out of control at this point and go back out to the car to give the girls some BS story about how he wasnt feelin well and that i was going to take them home and go back for him. the icing on the cake was when i went back to the car, i looked in the back seat where he was sitting and there were ish stains all over my back seat and his GF was sittin right there with them.haha
Originally posted by: Bartino
aight this is comencement dance my senior year. my friend and i had our dates in my car and we were driving around before the dance. We had eaten at applebees i think and despite multiple warnings given to my friend about the volatility of eating the chicken strips, he orders tham anyway. So back to the car now. We are driving around and my friend and his GF are in the back seat doing whatever when all of the sudden he sits straight up and says, "dude, i need to take a dump" now the girl i was with was someone who i was kind of starting to date/impress, so when he let that one fly i was a bit confused at his choice of words in the situation. i tell him to just hold it because we were going to be where we were headed in just a second. he insists that we have to stop right then and there, so i pull over at the next gas station and he goes waddling into the bathroom there. after 30 minutes of waiting in the car and catching occasionally whifs of ish, i go in after him. I knock on the first door hoping it was him and luckily it was. i was WTF, and he just told me to take the girls home. this is when i ask when wtf happened. he explained to me that as he was in the back seat with the GF he felt a little gas enter the chamber and when he tried to slide it out undetected, he pretty much gambled and lost. he filled his pants, and was now in the bathroom butt naked with all of his clothes in the sink trying to get cleaned up. of course i am laughing out of control at this point and go back out to the car to give the girls some BS story about how he wasnt feelin well and that i was going to take them home and go back for him. the icing on the cake was when i went back to the car, i looked in the back seat where he was sitting and there were ish stains all over my back seat and his GF was sittin right there with them.haha
Originally posted by: Pepsei
most of us have similar stories like that when we gambled and lost....
it's funny everytime too...
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
In college I asked a girl if she wanted to catch a movie of her choice. I was thinking she'd pick something like a comedy, or even a chick flick. She said yeah and mentioned there was a documentary going on that she wanted to catch. I agreed and, stupid me, didnt look up what this documentary entailed. So we went to the movie and its about the war in Iraq. 75% of the movie involved showing either dead soldiers or talking to badly injured soldiers (really graphic stuff was shown). It was definitely NOT a movie to make out during.
After the movie all she would talk about was the soldiers depicted in the movie which made it EXTREMELY awkward considering this was our first date/first time really hanging out together. Things were really too weird for me to just go and give her a goodnight kiss. There wasnt a 2nd date.
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there
My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross
Originally posted by: Omegachi
Originally posted by: saymyname
Originally posted by: Omegachi
no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.
How can you be sure? Do we even want to know?
was in a pool hall, the restrooms there were pretty bad.