Fritzo
Lifer
- Jan 3, 2001
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I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.
I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one
Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one
Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???