Worst "date"?

[saymyname]

I guess I'm just curious if anyone has a good story. One where the girl/guy was into something that you weren't. Ever had a girl/guy turn to you and tell you she wanted you to do something or have something done to you that just made you cringe?

I always think of not another teen movie when the girl says something about getting a cleveland steamer. Cracks me up. I'd be horrified if some girl asked for that or tried it.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

You first.

 

[Plifzig]

I was on a date one time in St. Paul, MN. The girl walks into the bathroom, and when she comes out she has a dip of Skoal in her lip. That was...strange...and gross :disgust:

 

[Omegachi]

whats skoal?

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
whats skoal?

 

[Omegachi]

hmm.... i swear this girl i went on a date with was doing drugs in the bathroom....

 

[saymyname]

I don't think I have any good stories. There's not much I won't do.

 

[Plifzig]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
whats skoal?

Chewing tobacco. I guess she was a baseball player or something.

 

[Plifzig]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
hmm.... i swear this girl i went on a date with was doing drugs in the bathroom....

Was it the fact that she was really talkative and her allergies were causing her nose to run?

 

[Omegachi]

no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.

How can you be sure? Do we even want to know?

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Chick from Alaska I went on a movie date with in college.






Got the cold shoulder from her.

 

[Omegachi]

Originally posted by: saymyname

Originally posted by: Omegachi
no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.

How can you be sure? Do we even want to know?

was in a pool hall, the restrooms there were pretty bad.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Was a one night stand that turned into a six month drama of "I'm pregnant" "No I'm not" "My roommate moved out" "I'm pregnant" "I have cervical cancer" "I'm not pregnant" "I'm pregnant again" "I had an abortion" "I'm going to kill myself if you reject me"

F*cking psycho...

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Was a one night stand that turned into a six month drama of "I'm pregnant" "No I'm not" "My roommate moved out" "I'm pregnant" "I have cervical cancer" "I'm not pregnant" "I'm pregnant again" "I had an abortion" "I'm going to kill myself if you reject me"

F*cking psycho...

Yea I've dated Toot also.

 

[SophalotJack]

This one girl wanted to take me to church... on a saturday night.

That was an instant "I need viagra just to be flacid" moment.

Needless to say, I "had plans.'

 

[Pepsei]

"never try to pick up goth chicks if you're dressed like an investment bankere" - mystery

 

[Eeezee]

I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

It sounds like your "friend's" sex partner and YOUR "ex" are the same person.

Which leads me to assume that either you like poop on your face. Or that you and your "friend" are, in fact, the same person!

...duh duh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

:disgust:

That could ruin a guy.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

Holy sh1t....no pun intended.

 

[DrPizza]

Asked a girl out on a date; "sure, but I've gotta go to xxxxx concert at my church first that evening, would you like to go to that with me too?"
So, I go to the concert at the church; I recognized the name of the singer; he was nationally famous for some song or other.

They had a church service prior to the concert. I spent 1 hour praying at church. "Dear God, get me the heck out of this place. Please God, make these people go away..." I didn't understand prior to that, but I understand now exactly what a cult is. These people were nutcases. Sticking their arms up in the arm, "OMG MG I feeeeeel yooooooooou! Then falling into their chairs or onto the floor. Yikes!!

We went to a miniature golf place afterward; her big brother tagged along to keep an eye on us. Later, I'd get a few requests each week to attend more services. I did my best to avoid them.

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Asked a girl out on a date; "sure, but I've gotta go to xxxxx concert at my church first that evening, would you like to go to that with me too?"
So, I go to the concert at the church; I recognized the name of the singer; he was nationally famous for some song or other.

They had a church service prior to the concert. I spent 1 hour praying at church. "Dear God, get me the heck out of this place. Please God, make these people go away..." I didn't understand prior to that, but I understand now exactly what a cult is. These people were nutcases. Sticking their arms up in the arm, "OMG MG I feeeeeel yooooooooou! Then falling into their chairs or onto the floor. Yikes!!

We went to a miniature golf place afterward; her big brother tagged along to keep an eye on us. Later, I'd get a few requests each week to attend more services. I did my best to avoid them.

When I was in highschool I met this girl who turns out comes from a very religious family. She invites me over to her place where her mother wouldn't leave us alone and where the only thing we were allowed to do was watch Lassie on TV.

That was pathetic.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: saymyname

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

:disgust:

That could ruin a guy.

I've been waiting more than a year to hear/smell my girlfriend fart. She just won't do it in front of me.

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: saymyname

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I have a friend who was getting a blowjob from this girl in a sort of 69 position. In the middle of it she sat up and started to take a dump on his face. Disgusting... how can someone just do that without even asking first? He threw her out right then and there

My ex-girlfriend was really loud in the bathroom when she was taking number 2... that was gross

:disgust:

That could ruin a guy.

I've been waiting more than a year to hear/smell my girlfriend fart. She just won't do it in front of me.

WTF?!