Worst "date"?

[Fritzo]

I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???

Hm... that sounds like a bad date for her more than you. Did you see her again? I would feel like the world's biggest jerk if I stopped seeing someone because they got food poisoning.

 

[saymyname]

I've had a girl puke on me twice during a date. I threw her in the shower and the next morning when it smelled like death realized she was so drunk she didn't even wash herself.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???

im sure it was the stomach acid that faded the paint..thts soem powerful stuff.....

 

[cherrytwist]

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???

so did you hit it later?

 

[zebano]

I can't compete with most of these guys, but my worst date was my first. I met a girl and more or less flirted with her for all of freshman year (i.e. I was a pussy). Anyway after stalling for a while, I asked her to homecoming sophmore year. Neither of us had a car, so we both arranged transportation to a nice italian resturaunt along with a bunch of her friends and their dates. In 1 year of knowing her, she had never worn makeup. Needless to say, I walked into the resturaunt and right past her (twice) without seeing her. She moved onto a couple of my fiends shortly after that and our friendship was ruined.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???

Hm... that sounds like a bad date for her more than you. Did you see her again? I would feel like the world's biggest jerk if I stopped seeing someone because they got food poisoning.

I did, but nothing ever became of it.

 

[Shelly21]

This happened to my friend. the guy took it out after meeting her, when they went to their car, at that moment she realized she's turning into a slut.

That thread got locked if I remember correctly.

 

[Accipiter22]

I posted a thread on this a while back. Search for the words '******' 'brown streak' and 'sheets' and you'll find my thread

 

[Accipiter22]

announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them..

 

[Bartino]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them..

:feels a bit queasy: :laugh:

 

[Shelly21]

Wow.

 

[PinmasterJay]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them..

lol I actually remember that thread...

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them..

guess she had the last laugh.

 

[Dritnul]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.

maybe she was trying to get away from you?

sorry had to post it