WORST James Bond Theme EVER : Another Way to Die -

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

 

[thomsbrain]

Gonna have to disagree in a big way here. Chris Cornell's Bond song was complete and utter shit; an insult to both Soundgarden's memory and to Bond.

The White/Keys song is fantastic, both as a Bond song and as something that can stand on its own. Who better to choose for it than the two biggest and most talented artists of the modern R&B genres? It has the swagger, tension, and sultriness that a proper Bond song demands. Great dynamics, great tones, great melodies.

This isn't music for 8-year-olds, but movie scores never should be, and I appreciate that they pushed beyond the safe realm of shitty pop to make something with substance. If you just don't like music, you should probably go back to your Jonas Brothers records and stop complaining about the quality of something you don't like in the first place. If you don't like lobster, don't bitch when you get lobster instead of Bagel Bites. Just admit to yourself that you don't like lobster and eat something else instead of trying to stomach something that's too challenging for you.

 

[Baked]

I liked The World Is Not Enough theme. Maybe 'cause I like Shirley Manson and Garbage so much.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

Umm, what? Casino Royale was fantastic.

Edit - Casino Royale is rated 94% for critics and 93% for community members on Rotten Tomatoes. It was a breath of fresh air after the horrible Brosnan years.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

Umm, what? Casino Royale was fantastic.

worst bond movie ever. i'm a fan of james bond movies and that was complete garbage.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

CR seemed much closer to Bond than any of the Dalton and weak-ass Brosnan movies. Mainly b/c he was more like the Bond in the books: A cold, soulless badass.

I was thinking it might be terrible, but I came away impressed.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: pontifex

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

Spoken like someone who have never read a James Bond book. Casino Royale was by far the most accurate Bond movie in terms of feel.

Again folks, if you don't like lobster, don't try to eat it. Stick to your Bagel Bites and quit complaining.

Originally posted by: pontifex

worst bond movie ever. i'm a fan of james bond movies and that was complete garbage.

No, you're a fan of Bagel Bites.

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

If you prefer Coors Lite to Guinness, why not admit you don't like beer and drink something you like? In your case, you might just want to stop listening to music and take up carpentry, R/C cars, bowling, or hiking. You know, something you might enjoy. No point jamming that square peg into the round pole. No one has a gun to your head on this music stuff.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: pontifex
worst bond movie ever. i'm a fan of james bond movies and that was complete garbage.

Casino Royale was much closer to the roots of Bond films than those abortions Brosnan was in. Have you ever actually seen any old Bond films?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

Umm, what? Casino Royale was fantastic.

worst bond movie ever. i'm a fan of james bond movies and that was complete garbage.

Defend yourself.

seriously...try to state a legitimate reason as to why it was worse than anything Moore, Dalton, or Brosnan were involved with?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

CR seemed much closer to Bond than any of the Dalton and weak-ass Brosnan movies. Mainly b/c he was more like the Bond in the books: A cold, soulless badass.

I was thinking it might be terrible, but I came away impressed.

it wasn't even how he looked or acted. the movie was just bad. there no story. it was just a complete jumble of nothing that lasted way too long.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

Jesus Christ. go back to your emo and leave everyone else alone.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: pontifex

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

Spoken like someone who have never read a James Bond book. Casino Royale was by far the most accurate Bond movie in terms of feel.

Again folks, if you don't like lobster, don't try to eat it. Stick to your Bagel Bites and quit complaining.

i've seen every bond movie made.
no, i've never read the books. so all i've known is the older movies. but it really didn't have anything to do with how bond acted in this movie, the movie was just terrible.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

CR seemed much closer to Bond than any of the Dalton and weak-ass Brosnan movies. Mainly b/c he was more like the Bond in the books: A cold, soulless badass.

I was thinking it might be terrible, but I came away impressed.

it wasn't even how he looked or acted. the movie was just bad. there no story. it was just a complete jumble of nothing that lasted way too long.

I'll give you length, but it was appropriate.

It's called character development. Ever heard of that?
Probably not, b/c you don't know why the Brosnan and Moore flicks were so fucking terrible in comparison.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

Jesus Christ. go back to your emo and leave everyone else alone.

i don't listen to emo. i'd consider white stripes emo.
i like how no one is allowed to have an opinion different than anyone else on this forum.

 

[zinfamous]

Further, I'd say that CR, next to On Her Majesty's Secret Service, are the only two Bond films with a legit film plot.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

CR seemed much closer to Bond than any of the Dalton and weak-ass Brosnan movies. Mainly b/c he was more like the Bond in the books: A cold, soulless badass.

I was thinking it might be terrible, but I came away impressed.

it wasn't even how he looked or acted. the movie was just bad. there no story. it was just a complete jumble of nothing that lasted way too long.

I'll give you length, but it was appropriate.

It's called character development. Ever heard of that?
Probably not, b/c you don't know why the Brosnan and Moore flicks were so fucking terrible in comparison.

wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

you guys need to get off your fucking elitist high horses. jesus christ...

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: pontifex
wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

Your opinion is wrong :evil::evil:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

Jesus Christ. go back to your emo and leave everyone else alone.

i don't listen to emo. i'd consider white stripes emo.
i like how no one is allowed to have an opinion different than anyone else on this forum.

read my piss match with GA earlier in this thread about the difference between declarative statements and opinions.

see, you start off by making bold blanket statements completely anodyne to consensus criticism, then when you get hammered, you claim it was "opinion."

I bet we wouldn't have jumped on you as quickly if you didn't try to pass this off as canon, which is how your posts are written.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: pontifex
wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

Your opinion is wrong :evil::evil:

:evil:

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: pontifex

wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

you guys need to get off your fucking elitist high horses. jesus christ...

It's because you just don't like movies.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Sid59
the quality on that youtube link was beyond terrible. i can't make a judgement call based on that piss poor quality.

You apparently have never heard anything produced by Jack White before. That's what it sounds like on purpose. How have you managed to make it this far through life without hearing a single White Stripes song on the radio?

i wish i could unhear the white stripes songs i've heard

Jesus Christ. go back to your emo and leave everyone else alone.

i don't listen to emo. i'd consider white stripes emo.
i like how no one is allowed to have an opinion different than anyone else on this forum.

read my piss match with GA earlier in this thread about the difference between declarative statements and opinions.

see, you start off by making bold blanket statements com0letely anodyne to consensus criticism, then when you get hammered, you claim it was "opinion."

I bet we wouldn't have jumped on you as quickly if you didn't try to pass this off as canon, which is how your posts are written.

i have no idea wtf you are even talking about...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: pontifex

wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

you guys need to get off your fucking elitist high horses. jesus christ...

It's because you just don't like movies.

i like movies, i just happen to like good movies.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: sammyunltd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: sammyunltd
I expected better from Jack White and Alicia Keys...

Seriously?

Well, they are supposedly talented musicians... Did they compose that while they were high or something. This is not worthy of appearing in a 007 movie.

Even Madonna's sh*t is better.

Please, somebody, give me Garbage and Tina Turner (Gold'n'eye!!!)

just more of the ruining of james bond. after Casino Royale, I don't expect much from a James Bond movie any more.

CR seemed much closer to Bond than any of the Dalton and weak-ass Brosnan movies. Mainly b/c he was more like the Bond in the books: A cold, soulless badass.

I was thinking it might be terrible, but I came away impressed.

it wasn't even how he looked or acted. the movie was just bad. there no story. it was just a complete jumble of nothing that lasted way too long.

I'll give you length, but it was appropriate.

It's called character development. Ever heard of that?
Probably not, b/c you don't know why the Brosnan and Moore flicks were so fucking terrible in comparison.

wtf kind of dumb ass comment is that? seriously, are you guys delusional?
i liked the previous bond movies, even the brosnan ones (although brosnan wasn't as good as the older guys), better than CR. I just enjoyed them more. I don't know why, i just did.

you guys need to get off your fucking elitist high horses. jesus christ...

my point is that the Brosnan/Moore flicks were lacking in character development/ film plotting. Not to mention the slap-stick ridiculousness and pedophilia of Roger Moore's Bond.

So yeah, if you don't get that out of watching those, then I think you don't have a keen eye for criticism.