Worst Movie Ever that you watched

[sparkyclarky]

Gods and Generals - one of the only movies I stopped watching after about 10 minutes. The dialogue was laughably horrendous. It was like a high school student's attempt at a script.
The Core was pretty crappy too.

 

[sparkyclarky]

Also, Goodburger

Some craptastic Nickelodean movie my roommate had on cable and for some reason I got sucked in for about 15 minutes. I want that time back, as the bit I watched was total tripe

 

[Painkiller]

Except for Blood Sport. How can anyone hate Blood Sport?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Anchorman? Jesus Christ Superstar? The Matrix? You guys gotta get out more...

I walked out on Anchorman. It sucked harder than a Dyson.

 

I :heart: Huckabees.

First movie I rented and actually had to turn off it was so bad. Even staring at Naomi Watts couldn't save it for me.

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: Landroval
12 Monkeys, Message in a Bottle, Dogma

I loved 12 monkeys and dogma

Dont be embarassed. 12 Monkeys and Dogma were pretty good. If 12 Monkeys is the worst movie you've ever seen then you've obviously never seen Judge Dredd, or any other Silvester Stallone movie (except First Blood) for that matter.

::gasp::

doth my eyes deceive me?

Demolition Man was awesome.

 

[40Hands]

Passion of the Christ was definitely the worst movie I can remember seeing.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Napoleon Dynamite is the worst movie I have seen in the last year or two.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: Landroval
12 Monkeys, Message in a Bottle, Dogma

I loved 12 monkeys and dogma

Dont be embarassed. 12 Monkeys and Dogma were pretty good. If 12 Monkeys is the worst movie you've ever seen then you've obviously never seen Judge Dredd, or any other Silvester Stallone movie (except First Blood) for that matter.

::gasp::

doth my eyes deceive me?

Demolition Man was awesome.

My mistake, Demolition Man was pretty good... for a Stallone flick.

 

[PCHPlayer]

Under the Volcano (Albert Finney at his worst), Signs (Creatures that are allergic to water invade a water planet)

 

[Nomada]

White Chicks

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: Landroval
12 Monkeys, Message in a Bottle, Dogma

I loved 12 monkeys and dogma

Dont be embarassed. 12 Monkeys and Dogma were pretty good. If 12 Monkeys is the worst movie you've ever seen then you've obviously never seen Judge Dredd, or any other Silvester Stallone movie (except First Blood) for that matter.

::gasp::

doth my eyes deceive me?

Demolition Man was awesome.

My mistake, Demolition Man was pretty good... for a Stallone flick.

No it wasn't, even with that criteria.

 

[preslove]

Gods and Generals
Dogma (it was just a stupid polemic with crappy one-liners)
Man on the Moon (carey was good, but they might as well have had the director suck kaufman's corpse's cock)
Private Parts (omg stern is bigger than jesus! And he is a good husband :roll: )
Manchurian Candidate remake (this may be the worst. The original was one big, ironic joke, and apparently denzel was too fvcking stupid to get it).


BTW,
Anchorman, i :heart: huckabees, and the Royal Tenenbaums were all great movies.

 

[PCHPlayer]

Originally posted by: preslove



BTW,
Anchorman, i heart huckabees, and the Royal Tenenbaums were all great movies.

It's I :heart: Huckabees. A perfect opportunity to use emoticons lost.

 

[monk3y]

Anything with Richard Gere...

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Originally posted by: PCHPlayer
Under the Volcano (Albert Finney at his worst), Signs (Creatures that are allergic to water invade a water planet)[/q]

Swing Away!!! Wasn't that stupid. Plus they can travel across the universe and are unable to open a door knob???????

 

[Siva]

Seriously, you guys suck at picking bad movies.

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen was The Sweetest Thing.... It was so incredibly moronic I wanted to shoot myself, it makes me so sad that there are people in this world who could find even one moment of that movie funny.

Followed in a distant second with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and then Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: Tyrant222
Be Cool.

last crapstastic movie i saw. nothing is good these days

that movie is friggin hilarious! i loved it.

man i'm glad i'm not as close minded as 75% of you guys. some of your "worst" movies are IMDB top 250 (and yes, i know thats just opinion as well) and deifnitely are no where NEAR the worst movies (IMO of course).

i would have to say Battlefield earth is DEFINITELY on my list, as is Napolean Dynamite, Freddy Got Fingered, Bubba Ho Tep, and i'm sure there are more I just can't think of them.

Unbreakable is not the worst movie ever, but it is probably the one that i was most disappointed with as far as what i expected and what delivered.

 

[ArjSiv]

I think I might have everyone Trumped here:

Super Mario Brothers the Movie
Double Dragon Movie

Torque - Okay Fast and the Furious and 2Fast 2Furious were watchable for the cars and the races but this was just unbearable to watch!

 

[Chiropteran]

Congo- Only saw it for Bruce Campbell, who died in first 5 minutes of the movie. What a waste.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
Moulan Rouge

I almost got up and left, and I was watching it with my girlfriend at the time.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

What about 40 days and 40 nights. That one was terrible. I couldn't stop laughing when they were blowing the feather. And I thought it was kind of disturbing how he got raped at the end and it was like no big deal.

 

[Kasper4christ]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
OPEN WATER

/thread

amen
*spolier*


"two people, go diving, get lost, and drown."
oh, and theres a few sharks, and nekid people, and LOTS of water...


and nepoleon dynamite, the only movie i've tryed to watch, twice, and left/turned off within 5 minutes..
"plot, who needs a plot?"

 

[Dead3ye]

Waterworld

 

[CyraKrin]

Originally posted by: y2kc
Boondock Saints. bar none.

People arent gonna like the fact that you brought that movie up, especially me.. thats an awesome movie.


Worst movie I ever saw had to be notebook.. nothing like sitting down with a bunch of whiney girls and have them sobbing. also watched 'win a date with tad hamilton'. also godawful.


and has anyone mentioned WaterWorld?