Worst movie ever?

[phantom309]

My non-contraversial picks:

Heaven's Gate because it was spectacularly dull and impossible to follow because you can't hear the dialogue.

Attack of the Clones because the script was laughable and the acting would've gotten the two leads fired from any dinner theatre in the country.

I picked these two because they were very expensive major dramatic efforts that failed for inexcusable, obvious reasons. I don't consider stuff like Night of the Lepus or Manos: The Hands of Fate because they were potboilers that were never really intended to be good films anyway.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
You don't win anything, you actually sat down in anticipation to watch Gigli

girlfriend at the time's birthday. i asked for and got $100 concert tickets, and she only asked to see that movie. i didnt have any more bargaining chips. if its any consolation, she hated the movie. but alas it was too late! the damage had already been done.

 

[chickadee]

i didnt pay to see it in theathres, but i did pay to rent it:

dirty love



worst.movie.ever.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Lakehouse, went with a girl friend (not gf) and walked out within 15 minutes. Worst two actors ever in the same movie.

Took my wife and we almost fell asleep. I have never moved around so much in a movie.

 

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Batman and Robin
Blair Witch
You've Got Mail (snore)
The Musketeer
Catwoman

 

[creedog]

What about showgirls? That's a piece of duke

 

[z42]

I'm assuming noone has said "The New World" yet because you were all too smart to see it. I was back east for a funeral and didn't want to change to their time zone. It was the only move on at 10:15 on a Thursday night.

In retrospect, I should have hit myself in the groin for 3 hours.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

The worst movie I recall paying for was the Tim Burton remake of "Planet of the Apes," followed in no particular order by "Perfect" and "Attack of the Clones."

 

[geecee]

Cabin Boy

EDIT: According to IMDB, worst 10 movies ever:
1. 1.6 Karate Cop (1991) 774
2. 1.7 .com for Murder (2002) 1,616
3. 1.8 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 9,998
4. 1.8 Troll 2 (1990) 3,222
5. 1.8 Phat Girlz (2006) 1,422
6. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 2,766
7. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 3,674
8. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1,703
9. 1.9 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 4,288
10. 1.9 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,674
Hmm. Fortunately, I've never seen any of those stinkers. Hell, I haven't even heard of most of them.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: z42
I'm assuming noone has said "The New World" yet because you were all too smart to see it. I was back east for a funeral and didn't want to change to their time zone. It was the only move on at 10:15 on a Thursday night.

In retrospect, I should have hit myself in the groin for 3 hours.

I liked that movie. Terrence Malick is an acquired taste, though.

 

[Excelsior]

Garfield.

Don't ask.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: Lonyo
A History of Violence.

and how the HELL did it get nominated for any awards!? the movie was just another chessy popcorn flick

There was nothing "cheesy" or "popcorn" about A History of Violence.

Sorry.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: creedog
What about showgirls? That's a piece of duke

At least it had boobies.


Dude, Where's My Car? thought had absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

 

[MrChad]

I saw League of Extraordinary Gentleman in theaters. :thumbsdown:

I liked History of Violence though. I'm surprised to hear so many bad reviews of it here.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Alienwho

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Oh if you have seen and reviewed any of ewe boll's movies ( Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and the soon to be Postal and Far Cry movies ), apparently you can fight him:

Fight Uwe Boll: Games-to-film helmer to take on his critics in the ring.

Seems like he's already got lowtax from SA on the list.

Can this guy even make a semi decent movie? I'm not really familiar with him, but I will say that I have a friend who mentioned blood rayne was quite possibly the worst movie he's ever seen. And just yesterday I was flipping through the channels and watched a random 15 minutes of House of the Dead and it was TERRIBLE.

Until just recently (like 2 months ago) there was a German tax clause that allowed failed business ventures to get money back from the government. I forget exactly how it went, but basically his investors wanted him to make the worst movies possible, and they would rake in big profits from the loophole.

And for the first time I get to use this in a serious response:

Phase 1 - invest millions into project doomed to failure
phase 2 -
phase 3 - profit!



(don't hate me)

 

[SampSon]

Day After Tomorrow
Life Aquatic
Syriana

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
I have to add Kingdom of Heaven to the list. They should have turned the script and actors over to the history channel, at least they would have made it entertaining.

I've read the Director's Cut is much, much better.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

I'm gonna have to say it was Anchorman. That movie really sucked. I walked out on it with my g/f at the time.

 

[Canun]

AI has to rank up there a bit.

 

[tikwanleap]

Earth Girls Are Easy

:thumbsdown:

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Sister Act
Alone in the Dark
Doom

I liked Doom, but I only paid $3.99 with my Directv All Day Ticket. I probably would have been much more disappointed if I had seen it at a theatre.

 

[b0mbrman]

Hulk

I couldn't get out of that theater fast enough :|

 

[thehstrybean]

The Omen

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Canun
AI has to rank up there a bit.

The sad thing is, it would have been so much better if Spielberg had ended it at the blue fairy scene, and let the watchers cope with the fact that not every movie has to be wrapped up into a happy little package at the end. But he just had to go and tack on the stupid aliens and ruin it

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Canun
AI has to rank up there a bit.

The sad thing is, it would have been so much better if Spielberg had ended it at the blue fairy scene, and let the watchers cope with the fact that not every movie has to be wrapped up into a happy little package at the end. But he just had to go and tack on the stupid aliens and ruin it

What aliens?