Worst movie ever?

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: creedog
What about showgirls? That's a piece of duke

At least it had boobies.


Dude, Where's My Car? thought had absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

It had a quotable line or two...

And yes, Showgirls had Gina Gershon :thumbsup:

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Da Vinci Code
LOTR-ROTK

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Alienwho

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Oh if you have seen and reviewed any of ewe boll's movies ( Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and the soon to be Postal and Far Cry movies ), apparently you can fight him:

Fight Uwe Boll: Games-to-film helmer to take on his critics in the ring.

Seems like he's already got lowtax from SA on the list.

Can this guy even make a semi decent movie? I'm not really familiar with him, but I will say that I have a friend who mentioned blood rayne was quite possibly the worst movie he's ever seen. And just yesterday I was flipping through the channels and watched a random 15 minutes of House of the Dead and it was TERRIBLE.

Until just recently (like 2 months ago) there was a German tax clause that allowed failed business ventures to get money back from the government. I forget exactly how it went, but basically his investors wanted him to make the worst movies possible, and they would rake in big profits from the loophole.

And for the first time I get to use this in a serious response:

Phase 1 - invest millions into project doomed to failure
phase 2 -
phase 3 - profit!



(don't hate me)

They should make a movie like that....or perhaps a musical...

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: geecee
Cabin Boy

EDIT: According to IMDB, worst 10 movies ever:
1. 1.6 Karate Cop (1991) 774
2. 1.7 .com for Murder (2002) 1,616
3. 1.8 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 9,998
4. 1.8 Troll 2 (1990) 3,222
5. 1.8 Phat Girlz (2006) 1,422
6. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 2,766
7. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 3,674
8. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 1,703
9. 1.9 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 4,288
10. 1.9 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,674
Hmm. Fortunately, I've never seen any of those stinkers. Hell, I haven't even heard of most of them.

They need to make a rating/gross ratio...What fraction of people have actually seen those?

 

[clamum]

Day After Tomorrow
American Soldiers (good idea, bad movie)
The Fog (lol...)

 

[bobsmith1492]

Ok, whoever said LOTR-ROTK is going to be shot as soon as my worm finds its way into your computer and gives me your address...

 

[Journer]

About A Boy....it was ****** huge in england...i just cant figure out how that movie got to be popular..it isnt funny...it isnt interested...its the dumbest ****** idea every...AG(UHU(EWHFUINBG i'm so mad i awsted 4 bucks on it!!! >(!!!!!

 

[Trey22]

Incredible Hulk.

 

[imported_Stew]

Poseidon

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Fear Dot Com

 

[limer]

Cmon guys: Lawnmower Man 2

 

[JulesMaximus]

'Flight of the Phoenix' - Worst remake of a great movie ever!!! The best part of this movie was when they were taxiing for take off and Dennis Quaid is doing Bill Clinton impersonations.

I didn't actually see this movie in the theater but I did watch it on HBO and since I pay for HBO I'm including it.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: DefDC
Robocop 3 and Weekend at Bernies 2. Just awful. And my buddy took his GF to see WaB2 and got charged for FOUR tickets and didn't realize it until it was too late...

Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Terrible.

 

[Molondo]

Tears of the sun.... just stupid retarted. Another white man saves africa.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: Bartino
Dark Water

Haha my first response too Bartino :thumbsup: Duplex with Ben Stiller was pretty lame too. Other lame ones to avoid are "Rumor has it" and "The Family Stone". Chick flicks have grown on me since getting married but even my wife agreed that those two stunk.

 

[Rudee]

See other threads asking same question.

 

[DAGTA]

In the theater: The Royal Tennebaums. I so much wanted to walk out but the person I was with seemed to be into it so I didn't speak up.

At home: Open Water. My dad put that in one day and liberally used the fast forward button. Even still, it was a horrible waste of 45 minutes.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: DefDC
Robocop 3 and Weekend at Bernies 2. Just awful. And my buddy took his GF to see WaB2 and got charged for FOUR tickets and didn't realize it until it was too late...

Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Terrible.

I saw that as a live show (broadway style). It was definitely the worst of any live shows I've seen.

 

[RCN]

Lost in Translation or Moulin Rouge

 

[wetcat007]

Originally posted by: NatePo717
Worst I've ever payed to see was UltraViolet........-

haha same, terrible movie

 

[mrSHEiK124]

When a Stranger Calls, Plot Summary: Little girl screaming on phone for an hour and a half. Hardly worth paying $7 to see.
Mission Impossible 2, as I put the DVD back in the rental case I couldn't help but wonder what the ****** that movie had anything to do with Mission Impossible.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Battlefied Earth - plot holes galore

Well, it is based on Scientology.

I vote for that Jodie Foster movie, the one on the airplane. I felt violated after that one.

 

[Dacalo]

Soldier.

 

[Babbles]

"Cabin Boy"

I have seen some awful steaming piles of movies, but none have ever been so dismal and horrible as "Cabin Boy."

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Alienwho

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Oh if you have seen and reviewed any of ewe boll's movies ( Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and the soon to be Postal and Far Cry movies ), apparently you can fight him:

Fight Uwe Boll: Games-to-film helmer to take on his critics in the ring.

Seems like he's already got lowtax from SA on the list.

Can this guy even make a semi decent movie? I'm not really familiar with him, but I will say that I have a friend who mentioned blood rayne was quite possibly the worst movie he's ever seen. And just yesterday I was flipping through the channels and watched a random 15 minutes of House of the Dead and it was TERRIBLE.

Only good thing about House of the Dead is the girl from Smallville that plays Louis gets naked, besides that it's total shyte.