WORST pick-up lines ever?

[JOSEPHLB]

"Do you have any Italian in you? No, you say. Would you like some? "

 

[BennyD]

"i'm sad and needy, wanna fsck?"

 

[Ynog]

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?


You'll do.

 

[CraigRT]

hahah, there are some hilarious ones in here.... good stuffs!

 

[isasir]

I don't want relationship, I just want BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

[phatj]

are your parents terrorists? cuz your the bomb, baby
is there a keg in ur pants? cuz id like to tap that a**

 

[AU Tiger]

Those must be space pants your wearing, 'cause your ass is out of this world.

 

[4Lclovergirl]

nice shoes.. wanna fusk? Believe it or not, I was dared to try it on a guy at a party, and I didn't actually liek him, but I guess he told my friends he liked me... so when I asked him he said yes. I spent the rest of the night avoiding him.

 

[rh71]

NICE CLOTHES. They would look better over there in a pile on the floor...

 

[SagaLore]

Worse pickup line? "Wow girl, you're almost as good looking as your sister, are you almost as good in bed too?"

 

[Deeko]

A coworker told me to try this one yesterday...he was serious :Q

*wipe off face* "oh hey, I was just cleaning off a seat for you"

 

[LSUfan]

GUY Do you know karate
GIRL No Why?
GUY Cause your A$$ is kicking

 

[SagaLore]

"All your breast belong to us"

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Deeko
A coworker told me to try this one yesterday...he was serious :Q

*wipe off face* "oh hey, I was just cleaning off a seat for you"

ooooooh kinky

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: fishingeek
"I like your a$$, can I wear it as a hat?"

Apparently this one worked for you at some point

 

[VBboy]

Wow. You, ladies and gentlemen, are FREAKS

This all was shockingly refreshing when I read this thread in the morning (well, 3:18 pm = morning, for the unemployed VBboys)

 

[GoingUp]

I am an Anandtech Moderator

 

[FuzzyBee]

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

 

[GoingUp]

In Soviet Russia, I screw you!

 

[Garet Jax]

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Deeko A coworker told me to try this one yesterday...he was serious :Q *wipe off face* "oh hey, I was just cleaning off a seat for you"

ooooooh kinky

Don't knock it till you have tried it

Ausm

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Sup bitc#, nuptial?"

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I hear Dow Corning had a recall on those.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
pickup line? you mean there are people who have to do more than smile and say hi? :Q

Yeah, they're called "Men".

....ok, *SOME* of them are called "Men".

amish

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I am an Anandtech Moderator

I was thinking more along the lines of...

"Hi, I'm an AT Forums Lifer!"