WORST pick-up lines ever?

[VBboy]

Can you come up with a pickup line that is so bad, it would be the WORST one ever?

I can think of a couple... "Hey, wanna F**k?" and "Let's skip to the best part of any relationship: sex and the breakup!".
Why don't I have a girlfriend?!

 

[etalns]

nice thong...it'd look better on me....wanna try?

 

[Geekbabe]

pickup line? you mean there are people who have to do more than smile and say hi? :Q

 

[Hagau]

go up and say Hi!...then just stare and smile for an awkward long pause

 

[Zugzwang152]

stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

 

[newt]

You remind me of my ex-girlfriend......

 

[ndee]

"I think your father is a thief! He stole two stars and put them in your eyes."

 

[spaceman]

"Lets wrestle, winner $&%*'s the loser,"

 

"do you wash your pants with windex....cause i can see myself in them"

 

[rubix]

hey there hot lady friend, what say you we commence in the kissing?

 

[Chaotic42]

"Hey baby, I'm a mod"



My personal fave (and one I've used on countless lady friends of mine)

"Hey baby, I'll give you the best 15 seconds of your life!"

 

Just recently, I got slapped for saying this one to a blonde in a bar ;

HI , Want to have breakfast with me................in bed ?

 

[Spoooon]

Are you wearing space panties? Cause your booty is out of this world.

 

[Looney]

Pinch her nipple. 999/1000 it won't work, but it's only 1 sec of work so there's no loss there. But 1/1000 it will, then you're golden.

 

[brxndxn]

"You remind me of Captain Janeway."

I actually used that one.. Luckily I was really drunk and I am glad now that I didn't get what I was going for.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL Zugzwang152

Worse pick-up line I know of, "Are those real?"

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL

Worse line: Are those real?

People have fake elbows?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL

Worse line: Are those real?

People have fake elbows?

:Q

Are those real? was my attempt at the worst pick-line Qosis

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
stare at a body part until she walks away or takes you home. doesn't even have to be breasts or crotch...stare at like, an elbow or something, with your mouth open.

LOL

Worse line: Are those real?

People have fake elbows?

:Q

Are those real was my attempt at the worst pick-line Qosis

Oops Rather slow at the moment *runs to his corner to sleep*

 

[imprezawrxwagon]

Why don't I have a girlfriend?!

um, because You do not ask anyone out?..

 

[Pastfinder]

"Did it hurt? When you fell down from heaven?"

"Hey, do you want to go mountain climbing? I'll be the climber, you be the mountain."

"You must be a crystal ball, because I can clearly see myself in you."

 

[SWScorch]

Aha! I see you appear to be a chick! Wanna bang?

Sadly enough, I have a friend who used this line. Luckily the girl realized he was just being an ass and laughed at him.

 

[fishingeek]

"I like your a$$, can I wear it as a hat?"

 

[guyver01]

You might as well sleep with me, I'll tell my friends you did anyway


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you


Your parents must be retarded because you are special.


You remind me of a championship bass--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

You know, you have the best cleavage in this entire bar.

 

[LeeTJ]

Hello I love you won't you tell me your name.