Worst song ever?

[OCGuy]

LOL @ almost 10 million views. Sooooooo bad....

What a shock! Resident troll Quebert comes in and says it isnt that bad! Maybe the 9 million+ views are because it is actually great music!

Jesus I swear you sit just waiting to troll any pop-culture thread that involves a industry manufactured minor.


Haha

 

[Demo24]

Just blew over 10 million views.

 

[Anubis]

Well, she’s auto tuned to the point where she sounds like a gps, and her lyrics feel like they were free-styled by a suburban 12-year-old. Not only does she say that yesterday was Thursday, and tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards (pause for a second and think about how many times you’ve heard “afterwards” in a song, much less at the end of line), and that she says “fun fun fun” like a malfunctioning robot, she even says that her friends are kickin in the front seat and kickin in the back seat, and then wonders where she should sit, and she does that twice. I’d rather hear gunshots from my childs bedroom than a new Rebecca Black song.

some things here are NSFW

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/03/rebecca-black-is-top-100-on-itunes/

 

[OCGuy]

Hey Bon Jovi, Apple didnt kill music, this kind of horseshit did!

 

[simplyvargas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM&feature=related

Bob Dylan can make anything deep lol. Quality.

 

[ahenkel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM&feature=related

Bob Dylan can make anything deep lol. Quality.

this actually improves things. Lyrics are still terrible as all hell but at least the music doesn't make you want to take a bamboo skewer to your ear drums

 

[QueBert]

LOL @ almost 10 million views. Sooooooo bad....

What a shock! Resident troll Quebert comes in and says it isnt that bad! Maybe the 9 million+ views are because it is actually great music!

Jesus I swear you sit just waiting to troll any pop-culture thread that involves a industry manufactured minor.


Haha

I said it's an awful song you gay fucker, I used the actual word awful, what planet do you come from where awful means "isn't that bad"? I know you're just a troll but at least try harder. I said it's not the worst song ever, and it's not. I guess saying "not the worst ever" = "isn't that bad" even though I used the word awful to describe what I thought about it.


aw·ful (ôfl)
adj.
1. Extremely bad or unpleasant; terrible: had an awful day at the office.
2. Commanding awe: "this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden soul beneath" (Herman Melville).
3. Filled with awe, especially:
a. Filled with or displaying great reverence.
b. Obsolete Afraid.
4. Formidable in nature or extent: an awful burden; an awful risk.
adv. Informal


you fail at life, and you're awful, and I don't mean that in the "not that bad" way you apparently think awful means

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The wannabe Bob Dylan one was worse. Endless generic guitar strumming is no better than any poppy hip hoppy crap.

 

[bfdd]

this is no where near the worst song ever. it's catchy and she'll probably make money. not my type of music, but whatevs.

 

[Ichinisan]

The wannabe Bob Dylan one was worse. Endless generic guitar strumming is no better than any poppy hip hoppy crap.

I'm no Bob Dylan expert, but I don't expect the parody maker would be as good as Dylan. I'd expect him to use similar lyrical timing / cadence.

[troll post]

I will not feed this troll.

 

[WelshBloke]

I said it's an awful song you gay fucker, I used the actual word awful, what planet do you come from where awful means "isn't that bad"? I know you're just a troll but at least try harder. I said it's not the worst song ever, and it's not. I guess saying "not the worst ever" = "isn't that bad" even if I used the word awful to describe what I thought about it.


aw·ful (ôfl)
adj.
1. Extremely bad or unpleasant; terrible: had an awful day at the office.
2. Commanding awe: "this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden soul beneath" (Herman Melville).
3. Filled with awe, especially:
a. Filled with or displaying great reverence.
b. Obsolete Afraid.
4. Formidable in nature or extent: an awful burden; an awful risk.
adv. Informal


you fail at life

Man you get awfully emotional dont you?

 

[bfdd]

Man you get awfully emotional dont you?

Why are you so awfully curious?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm no Bob Dylan expert, but I don't expect the parody maker would be as good a Dylan. I'd expect him to use similar lyrical timing / cadence.

I don't listen to Bob Dylan and don't care about how similar it is. That version simply sucks.

 

[WelshBloke]

Why are you so awfully curious?

I'm just drunk and bored.

I am awfull though.

 

[QueBert]

Man you get awfully emotional dont you?

nope not at all, I'm just awfully bored and OCgay's an easy target because he's one of the worst shit talkers ever. Yet he still tries and tries (and tries)

 

[WelshBloke]

nope not at all, I'm just awfully bored and OCgay's an easy target because he's one of the worst shit talkers ever. Yet he still tries and tries again.

So your not going to steer this into a conversation about you nearly having a gay experience this time?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Only heard of this today because of

http://pedrowatcher.ocregister.com/...black-is-a-viral-video-hit-with-friday/34525/

Shes fat.

Edit. Shes in the 8th grade and knows friends who can drive? bss

Edit even moree.. Why the fuck is there a random black guy singing?

 

[bfdd]

I'm just drunk and bored.

I am awfull though.

I was awfully drunk a few nights ago and not so much bored tonight as I will be watching not-so-awful documentaries on Netflix.

 

[OCGuy]

*snip*

You called it "catchy"

catch·y (kch, kch) KEY

ADJECTIVE:
catch·i·er, catch·i·est

1. Attractive or appealing: a catchy idea for a new television series.

Maybe if you are into the whole "tween" thing, I prefer women.

2. Easily remembered: a song with a catchy tune.

This "song" and "singer" will be forgotten faster than they popped up

3. Tricky; deceptive: a catchy question on an exam.

No

4. Fitful or spasmodic

No

 

[Lummex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM&feature=related

Bob Dylan can make anything deep lol. Quality.

Dylan really speaks to the existential crises we all go through every day. What seat should I sit in? Back, or front? Does this really matter? Difficult thoughts to overcome.

 

[QueBert]

You called it "catchy"

catch·y (kch, kch) KEY

ADJECTIVE:
catch·i·er, catch·i·est

1. Attractive or appealing: a catchy idea for a new television series.

Maybe if you are into the whole "tween" thing, I prefer women.

2. Easily remembered: a song with a catchy tune.

This "song" and "singer" will be forgotten faster than they popped up

3. Tricky; deceptive: a catchy question on an exam.

No

4. Fitful or spasmodic

No

what happened did your SO dump you? Don't give up just because of that, I'm sure you can find another SO to love you.

 

[WelshBloke]

what happened did your SO dump you? Don't give up just because of that, I'm sure you can find another SO to love you.

Did you ever find out if your unrealistic demands on females looks were related to your homo erotic thoughts?

 

[QueBert]

Did you ever find out if your unrealistic demands on females looks were related to your homo erotic thoughts?

Unrealistic? lol I like big girls

try again, nah actually don't just give up on this one you won't win...

 

[Ichinisan]

TROLL FIGHT!

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[WelshBloke]

Unrealistic? lol I like big girls

try again, nah actually don't just give up on this one you won't win...

So you have found a real life female then, rather than making unrealistc demands to avoid the situation?

TROLL FIGHT!

caps

WHOOT!!