Worst songs to lose your virginity to...

[arch113]

Pretty sure "what what, in the butt" would be the worst.

That may depend on which end your on

 

[CraigRT]

I think Friday by Rebecca Black would be the worst.

 

[Joepublic2]

- Fat Bottom Girls by Queen

One of my favorites :biggrin:

Didn't lose it to music it was awkward enough without any. Anything with a phat beat is the tops, though. Worst:

Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

 

[Platypus]

don't remember what I was listening to with either sex, not really focused on the music at that point.

 

[NuclearNed]

Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

 

[Joepublic2]

This one is a close second, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0C3fFnmLvo

 

[Oyeve]

Fuck like a beast - by WASP

 

[Joseph F]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVn7VSIM74I
Weißes Fleisch - Rammstein

If you or your partner speak German, I win the thread.

Unofficial Translation ©2006 Jeremy Williams.

You, in the schoolyard
I am ready to kill
and no one here knows
of my loneliness

Red welts on white skin
I hurt you
and you cry loudly

Now you are scared and I am ready
my black blood soils your dress

Your white flesh excites me so
I am just a gigolo
your white flesh enlightens me

My black blood and your white flesh
I get hornier and hornier from your screams
the cold sweat on your white forehead
hails into my sick brain

Your white flesh excites me so
I am just a gigolo
my father was exactly like me
your white flesh enlightens me

Now you are scared and I am ready
my sick existence cries for redemption
your white flesh becomes my scaffold *
in my heaven there is no god

Your white flesh excites me so
I am just a gigolo
your white flesh enlightens me
my father was exactly like me
your white flesh excites me so
I am just a sad gigolo
your white flesh enlightens me

* The word Schafott refers to a certain type of scaffold, a platform on which condemned prisoners are executed.

 

[GeekDrew]

My first time... he sang the last line of the song that had just been playing. Except it wasn't a proper song... it was a theme song. "Three's Company." He loved that theme song, and the show. I'm glad I don't know him any more. :|

I believe that everyone I've been with since then has had better taste in music.

tl;dr: "Three's Company" theme

 

[OutHouse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PuAm7d0PA

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thats belongs in "worst song ever" category.

 

[skyking]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o
Danger Zone

 

[Nemesis 1]

It depends on whats the worse way to lose your virginty. Musicly speaken that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqsWk2DuBUw

 

[ElFenix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o
Danger Zone

 

[nCred]

Link

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Link

 

[BladeVenom]

When it comes to anti-romantic, I have to go with the Bloodhound Gang.
"The Bad Touch"
"I'm the Least You Could Do"
"I Hope You Die"
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"
"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Obviously Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

 

[irishScott]

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTeJ0LlD3E

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[Quiksilver]

The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling

 

[Childs]

You people put the song on repeat? Way back when there was no guarantee the right song would be playing at the critical times, unless it was a single and your deck had auto reverse, or you recorded the same song over and over.

*sigh* I am old. :'(

 

[BladeVenom]

GG Allin:
"Fuckin' the Dog"
"I Want to Rape You"
"Eat My Shit"
"Needle Up My Cock"
"I'm a Rapist"
"Suck My Ass It Smells"
"Last In Line For The Gang Bang"

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

The theme from Exodus.

 

[dr150]

Fuck The Pain Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

 

[Imyourzero]

Did someone say Tool?

 

[SZLiao214]

So many good choices in this channel.