Originally posted by: psiu
Send an email to both Apple, CNN, Fox news, a local station (make sure it's cc'd so they know and point it out to them) about this terrible experience and see what happens.
That's exactly what you should do...after you get your good RAM.
Make sure you talk to someone high up. Find a way to "schedule an appointment" with a senior manager for products. Do a little research on the right person to talk to, and you should find someone who has the power to hear you out.
When you do finally talk to this person, be clear, be polite, speak slowly and calmly. Be frank, factual, and try your damndest to convey the seriousness of the situation without sounding angry at the person you are talking to.
Explain the entire situation in a low serious voice, and then say things like "So, are you able to understand my frustration?"
If you are not able to get what you need, send the whole thing back. Not sure if this is an option, but hey, if it doesn't work for you...time to cash in your chips.
Good luck.