Worst thing that happened you in high school

[moshquerade]

Worst part of HS was my teacher gave me a BJ but then charged me $10 instead of $5...sucked man. :/

sucky sucky ten dolla

 

[Mxylplyx]

Was a freshman at a brand new high school. The school was 3 stories, with identical long main halls on each story, with bathrooms on the end of each hall. Early in the school year, I really needed to take a piss, so I headed towards the bathroom. This was right at the end of lunch break, so the halls were still empty. This was only the 2nd time I'd visited the bathroom at the new school, and the men's bathroom was on the left the first time. Little did I know that bathrooms on the other end are reversed. So I stroll into what I remember to be the men's bathroom about to piss myself, and rush into a stall, paying no attention to the lack of urinals on the wall. As I'm finishing up my piss, the bell rings, and then I hear a hoard of girls enter the bathroom, and I knew at that moment what I'd done. My heart sinks into my chest, and I quickly ponder what my next move should be. Should I just run out of there and say oops? No, that would make too much sense. I'll just turn around in the stall with my obviously men's shoes facing towards the door, and I'll just blend in with everyone else until the bell rings again and they go away. Little did I know that they already suspected something was amiss. I hear some of the chatter, "I think there's a boy in here". If I had a gun to put in my mouth at that moment I probably would have used it. After a few minutes, the room starts to go a little quiet, which was odd. I then hear a knock at the door, and then I hear a teachers voice telling me to come out. I crack open the door to discover all the girls are crowded at the bathroom entrance, and a boisterous, deafening laughter erupts. They part sides at the door and out into the hall to make a corridor of shame that I must walk through to get out. Also, since I had the bright idea to turn around in the stall and try to blend in, the popular narrative was that I either took a shit in the girls bathroom, or was being a pervert and trying to spy on them. FML. This was 16 years ago, and I still sometimes have nightmares about it.

 

[her209]

My team got an F on an English assignment. The assignment was to write a script and then make a movie from the script. The reason why we got an F was because we spliced in audio from the opening scene of Pulp Fiction that had swear words in it. Ooops.

"Royale wit' cheeze."

 

[schneiderguy]

My hot (8.5/10 srs) history teacher Junior year seduced me and had sex with me. I'm scarred for life after being taken advantage like that. Feelsbadman

 

[rakzum]

My hot (8.5/10 srs) history teacher Junior year seduced me and had sex with me. I'm scarred for life after being taken advantage like that. Feelsbadman

Boys can't be traumatized by that, unless he was a male.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I failed grade 11 math. That was the most devastating thing to me. My worse fear was always to fail, and when I did, it was just surreal, in a bad way. But then I got over with and realized it was not that big of a deal especially considering 80% of the class failed too. (was a very hard class) I took summer school and passed with a 70% so I was back to normal for the year after. My fear was that I'd get screwed over and end up having to take an extra year of school as the class was only offered once per year at a certain semester so it would conflict with other classes and I would not be able to advance. But summer school saved my butt there.


I would not put this thing as worse, but it's one thing that pissed me off to no end: So we had this skills competition between schools. We were given a set amount of cardboard and duct tape and had to build a boat that we can all go in. We had this brilliant idea of just making a pontoon boat instead of actually making a boat shell. Basically we rolled two big pontoons, and put a platform on it. It was very strong, but SLOW!

So we get to the competition which was at a pool. All the schools had built traditional style boats and they were all failing super hardcore. They were built for speed but not for strength. So half way through they changed the rules. They allowed to put the entire boat in plastic so the water does not touch the cardboard. Now of course everybody with the faster boats was winning now and we got last place. We so would have made the provincial competition, but they had to change the rules half way like that. Totally not fair!!1!!one

 

[highland145]

Was jerking off in the shower when some loser got pushed in by a couple bullies. Was really embarrassing, especially since I jizzed all over him.

LOL, irl.

 

[Fritzo]

Worst part of HS was my teacher gave me a BJ but then charged me $10 instead of $5...sucked man. :/

No, the worst part was you were being home schooled at the time...

 

[jhansman]

The resident bully elbowed me in the chest hard when I accidentally bumped into him one day. Didn't see it coming and he knocked all the air out of me; couldn't breath or speak, and he and his asshole buddies stood there laughing while I gasped. Never so humiliated in my life. To this day I hope he ended up with prostate cancer and died a lonely, painful death.

 

[Maximilian]

I crossed the road and some bastard ran over my foot.

In before should've looked both ways etc

 

[Tsaico]

I had it in my head that I should stay with my high school sweet heart past high school... That was pretty bad.

 

[roguerower]

I was walking along when all of a sudden a bunch of poo flew out of a door in front of me, then a teacher ran out screaming because her face was covered in poo. Right behind her was this dude with his hand shoved down his pants looking for a reload and a chick right behind him making monkey noises and egging him on.

I kept walking and glanced into a classroom where I saw this guy having sex with his male teacher, but the guy got really pissed when the teacher didn't give him a reach around. I think money was changing hands but I ran away in terror.

I then walked into the locker room to take a shit when I found this one really skinny loser jerking off to another guy who was jerking off to two guys (a white boy and a mexican) trying to rape a dweeb.

I said fuck it and ended up smoking a joint with some random dude to try and get rid of the emotional trauma. We ended up getting busted and I got suspended. As I was driving home I ran over some assholes foot who walked out in front of me without looking.

I called it a day and went to sleep when I got a home. Bunch of fucking deviants out there.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Accidentally stumbling upon two guys having sex in the shower when I was changing for class.

Football players? Or maybe wrestlers...


As for me, being one of 5-ish kids caught in a big party field after senior year. That sucked; but just community service.

I was walking along when all of a sudden a bunch of poo flew out of a door in front of me, then a teacher ran out screaming because her face was covered in poo. Right behind her was this dude with his hand shoved down his pants looking for a reload and a chick right behind him making monkey noises and egging him on.

I kept walking and glanced into a classroom where I saw this guy having sex with his male teacher, but the guy got really pissed when the teacher didn't give him a reach around. I think money was changing hands but I ran away in terror.

I then walked into the locker room to take a shit when I found this one really skinny loser jerking off to another guy who was jerking off to two guys (a white boy and a mexican) trying to rape a dweeb.

I said fuck it and ended up smoking a joint with some random dude to try and get rid of the emotional trauma. We ended up getting busted and I got suspended. As I was driving home I ran over some assholes foot who walked out in front of me without looking.

I called it a day and went to sleep when I got a home. Bunch of fucking deviants out there.

That's one shitty day.

 

[joesmoke]

i started trolling internet forums, a problem that persisted well into my 20's. Turned out the joke was on me, and while the internet isnt serious business, how one chooses to spend their time is. If youre only an asshole online, but youre online all the time... well, do the math. fortunately i learned my lesson and am far less pathetic now. i may even, one day, learn to stop hating the world and reach out to that cute girl from my english class who dresses in black and who maybe, just maybe, could learn to love a one-time-loser like myself.

 

[rakzum]

i started trolling internet forums, a problem that persisted well into my 20's. Turned out the joke was on me, and while the internet isnt serious business, how one chooses to spend their time is. If youre only an asshole online, but youre online all the time... well, do the math. fortunately i learned my lesson and am far less pathetic now. i may even, one day, learn to stop hating the world and reach out to that cute girl from my english class who dresses in black and who maybe, just maybe, could learn to love a one-time-loser like myself.

nice story, bro.

 

[Aikouka]

One of my friends decided to use one of them "rasslin'" moves on me while outside for Earth Science in 9th grade. I remember him grabbing me, and I said, "No... don't!" Yeah, I went head first down onto a ~40 degree angle hill, and I could barely move my neck for the next hour or so. I'm constantly reminded by it as putting odd pressure (sleeping wrong, cracking my neck, etc) gives me terrible migraines. :\ That's why I have bottles of Excedrin Migraine stashed everywhere.

I got pantsed one time in 9th grade too. Unfortunately for me, they got more than just my pants, but fortunately for me, my shirt was long enough. I learned the value of making sure your belt is nice and tight that day.

Going back to the "rasslin'" stuff, my friends would go the wrestling room and goof off before the day started. Well, one day they put my head through an air vent grate (that mishap didn't actually hurt ). Last I heard, they still haven't fixed that.

 

[Sixguns]

In the 11th grade, I fell alseep in class and a buddy of mine went on to draw a dick down my forearm. That sucker was huge filled with veins and had a big set of balls. I woke up, didnt know about it and walked around almost the rest of the day with that thing on my arm. Worst part was that he even had it blowing its load on my hand.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

I got my teacher pregnant and had to threaten to call the cops if she didnt get an abortion.

 

[rakzum]

I got my teacher pregnant and had to threaten to call the cops if she didnt get an abortion.

lol

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Probably that time I took a gun to the homecoming football game. It was not loaded but I thought it would be cool to show off to people. Don't really know what I was thinking I was just a stupid kid. About halfway through the game a friend came over and told me that someone had told the police I had a gun. I just said oh shit to myself and looked around and I noticed that the police were talking to each other and looking at me but pretending to not look at me. That's when my friend and I decided to split. We started walking towards the exit but I never made it. I was tackled and had a knee to the back of my head before I knew what was going on. The whole time the cops are screaming to all the people at the game "get back he's got a gun" and I see waves of people screaming and running. Needless to say I was arrested.

 

[davmat787]

Probably that time I took a gun to the homecoming football game. It was not loaded but I thought it would be cool to show off to people. Don't really know what I was thinking I was just a stupid kid. About halfway through the game a friend came over and told me that someone had told the police I had a gun. I just said oh shit to myself and looked around and I noticed that the police were talking to each other and looking at me but pretending to not look at me. That's when my friend and I decided to split. We started walking towards the exit but I never made it. I was tackled and had a knee to the back of my head before I knew what was going on. The whole time the cops are screaming to all the people at the game "get back he's got a gun" and I see waves of people screaming and running. Needless to say I was arrested.

You would think from all the stupid jokes people like to make about Texas and guns that you would have been awarded homecoming king instead of being arrested.

 

[Glitchny]

One of my friends decided to use one of them "rasslin'" moves on me while outside for Earth Science in 9th grade. I remember him grabbing me, and I said, "No... don't!" Yeah, I went head first down onto a ~40 degree angle hill, and I could barely move my neck for the next hour or so. I'm constantly reminded by it as putting odd pressure (sleeping wrong, cracking my neck, etc) gives me terrible migraines. :\ That's why I have bottles of Excedrin Migraine stashed everywhere.

I got pantsed one time in 9th grade too. Unfortunately for me, they got more than just my pants, but fortunately for me, my shirt was long enough. I learned the value of making sure your belt is nice and tight that day.

Going back to the "rasslin'" stuff, my friends would go the wrestling room and goof off before the day started. Well, one day they put my head through an air vent grate (that mishap didn't actually hurt ). Last I heard, they still haven't fixed that.

I had something like this happen to me. In gym playing volleyball, just fucking around and had a friend on my shoulders. While this is happening my other friend pantsed me and got shorts, and boxers. So there I was bottomless with a kid on my shoulders on display in front of the entire other team. Ended up dropping my friend off my shoulders and chasing the other ass into the locker room.

Wasn't really a big deal to me though, got over it by the next class.

 

[randomrogue]

Anyone go to Columbine? You win.

 

[halik]

Getting expelled from school for pushing some douche into a shower and he got wet.

ROFL

Well played sir.

 

[halik]

My hot (8.5/10 srs) history teacher Junior year seduced me and had sex with me. I'm scarred for life after being taken advantage like that. Feelsbadman

nice!