First, wake up to one of the most painful charley horses you've ever had.
Spring to your feet to try to take care of it.
Open your bedroom door to try to help walk it of.
Take two steps, then pretty much faint from orthostatic hypotension because you've been laying in bed asleep for the past nine hours.
Notice that through some primal response, you seem to have screamed and now seem to be moaning, though everything's black and you can't move.
Wake up again to feel your face and knee on fire and notice you seem to be starting to pee yourself.
Limp into the bathroom to pee in the toilet.
As you are peeing, look in the mirror and realize you have three scrapes on your face. Look down and see blood running all the way down your leg. Realize you have no idea how that wound happened, since carpet shouldn't cut that deep.
Finally, remember that you are living with a couple of your good friends, who probably heard your screams, and while they don't seem to be coming to your aid, wonder how you're going to explain your face and the screams when they wake up, especially since you don't 100% remember if you were actually screaming.
At least it's effective. Better than coffee.
Spring to your feet to try to take care of it.
Open your bedroom door to try to help walk it of.
Take two steps, then pretty much faint from orthostatic hypotension because you've been laying in bed asleep for the past nine hours.
Notice that through some primal response, you seem to have screamed and now seem to be moaning, though everything's black and you can't move.
Wake up again to feel your face and knee on fire and notice you seem to be starting to pee yourself.
Limp into the bathroom to pee in the toilet.
As you are peeing, look in the mirror and realize you have three scrapes on your face. Look down and see blood running all the way down your leg. Realize you have no idea how that wound happened, since carpet shouldn't cut that deep.
Finally, remember that you are living with a couple of your good friends, who probably heard your screams, and while they don't seem to be coming to your aid, wonder how you're going to explain your face and the screams when they wake up, especially since you don't 100% remember if you were actually screaming.
At least it's effective. Better than coffee.