Worst zit you've ever had?

[eLiu]

I'll start:

On my butthole. That fucker was intense. It hurt when I moved, it hurt when I sit, and it especially hurt when i shit. In particular, after a day or two, shitting caused the zit to pop and summarily become infected.

I took antibiotics for an asshole zit.

edit: ok, for all those who claim I had a hemorrhoid on my ass... here's another one:
I've also had one on my penis. That was terrible. No sex, masturbation, nothing b/c it hurt like hell.

 

[Lean L]

I had a huge Huge HUGE zip on my chest once. It hurt to put on clothes and when I finally got rid of it, it amounted to ~ 1 oz of pus. Uggh that was nasty.

 

[Safeway]

I don't get too many zits, but I have had some extremely painful zits inside my nostril.

 

[p2daall]

wow. Yea that is the winner right there. But my worst one was on my waistline so whenever I put on any boxers, pants, or belts it would irritate it and I wanted to kill myself. I eventually fought off the pain and popped it. It looked like a booger came out of it and there was a hole the size of a q-tip(without the cotton at the end). But it was a relief. Part of me wants to pop another one like it.

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: iamanidiot
I had a huge Huge HUGE zip on my chest once. It hurt to put on clothes and when I finally got rid of it, it amounted to ~ 1 oz of pus. Uggh that was nasty.

Haha yeah I've had a few like that. Two on my arm and one on my cheek. The one on my cheek, when it finally popped, reminded me of thoes videos of people squeezing spider-bite goop out of their bodies. yum yum >< And the pus is disgusting too... it was all green and funky smelling.

p2daall, I should introduce you to one of my ex's. She loved popping zits and at the time, I usually had one or two that she'd go after. *shudders* not allowing that anymore.

 

[cirthix]

eyelid, right next to where the two eyelids join

 

[Leros]

I get some nasty ones, always in the center of my forehead I think its how I sleep.

 

[Schfifty Five]

If you ever had one in the ear, those hurt like crazy. The worst is when you scratch your ear and forget you have a zit in there and you accidentally scratch the zit, the burning excruciating pain that follows is sometimes unbearable.

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: eLiu
I'll start:

On my butthole. That fucker was intense. It hurt when I moved, it hurt when I sit, and it especially hurt when i shit. In particular, after a day or two, shitting caused the zit to pop and summarily become infected.

I took antibiotics for an asshole zit.

thats called a Hemorrhoid LOL

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Ear lobe, I can feel a large mass of crap inside.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
If you ever had one in the ear, those hurt like crazy. The worst is when you scratch your ear and forget you have a zit in there and you accidentally scratch the zit, the burning excruciating pain that follows is sometimes unbearable.

I like the ones in the ear. When you pop them they're deafening :^D

Very satisfying

 

[I Saw OJ]

This thread is making me light headed...

 

[oogabooga]

i had one on my butt cheek. Which doesn't sound so bad, but it's right near where my ass hits the seat. So not everytime but unexpectedly I'd sit on the ah heck and it'd hurt.

 

[irishScott]

I once had a huge one (about the diameter of a nickel) deep under the skin in my cheek near the jawline. Couldn't pop it traditionally, so one day I just said fuck it, sterilized some nail clippers and went to town. Hurt like a bitch and the resulting cut took 2 weeks to fully heal, but the amount of shit that came out of that fucker was insane. I had to wipe the mirror when I was done.

 

[Cattlegod]

worst ones are the huge ones on the back. pain everywhere. the grossest one was on my ass near my taint. that bitch blew blood and puss clear across the shower. hot.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Certainly not my worst, but I have a big ugly one right in the corner of my mouth right now, and I'm going to a party tonight. Damn. I don't usually get zits very often at all, although I've had a few monsters in my time. Thankfully no asshole zits yet.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Certainly not my worst, but I have a big ugly one right in the corner of my mouth right now, and I'm going to a party tonight. Damn. I don't usually get zits very often at all, although I've had a few monsters in my time. Thankfully no asshole zits yet.

yeah, that's my problem. i hardly ever get pimples on my face, but when i do it's always corner of the mouth. i get one maybe once a year, lol.

 

[ahenkel]

I have one on my ear lobe at the moment makes it hard to sleep on your side

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: eLiu
I'll start:

On my butthole. That fucker was intense. It hurt when I moved, it hurt when I sit, and it especially hurt when i shit. In particular, after a day or two, shitting caused the zit to pop and summarily become infected.

I took antibiotics for an asshole zit.

thats called a Hemorrhoid LOL

So I considered that option. I looked at it in the mirror (it was hard to get a good view but I practiced). Then I looked at hemorrhoids online, and they didn't look much alike. It really did look like a zit.

 

[QueBert]

ones of the corner of your mouth SUCK, I get 1 maybe every 3 or so years. Hurts like a bitch to pop them.

 

[zerocool84]

Inside the nose.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Certainly not my worst, but I have a big ugly one right in the corner of my mouth right now, and I'm going to a party tonight. Damn. I don't usually get zits very often at all, although I've had a few monsters in my time. Thankfully no asshole zits yet.

yeah, that's my problem. i hardly ever get pimples on my face, but when i do it's always corner of the mouth. i get one maybe once a year, lol.

You got the herp.


I find the ones right on the area where the outer nostril meets the face to be the most painful and also the hardest to pop.

 

[guyver01]

between the eyes...

it seriously looked like a 3rd eye, when i popped it.... it made a red 'dot' in the middle, that looked like another eyeball

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Balt

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Certainly not my worst, but I have a big ugly one right in the corner of my mouth right now, and I'm going to a party tonight. Damn. I don't usually get zits very often at all, although I've had a few monsters in my time. Thankfully no asshole zits yet.

yeah, that's my problem. i hardly ever get pimples on my face, but when i do it's always corner of the mouth. i get one maybe once a year, lol.

You got the herp.


I find the ones right on the area where the outer nostril meets the face to be the most painful and also the hardest to pop.

herp = lots of small pimples, not 1 big one.

i have oily skin

i think i had one pimple somewhere on my face that was just painful. like, over the week+ that i had noticed it, it actually put pressure on my skin by being there, it was so bad. eventually i found a small metal ring to give it equal pressure all around, and out popped a hard cylindrical core. like seriously, perfect cylinder.

it was odd.

 

[Kadarin]

I've had one in my ear canal, and another inside my nostril... Both rather painful.. The worst, however, was a monster blackhead in the middle of my back that I just couldn't reach. I got my mom to pop it one day, and out came about a marble sized glob of greasy stuff. Blech.