Would somebody please invent the splash-proof urinal?!?!?!

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

:|

That is all.

 

[Bryophyte]

Peed on yourself again, huh? Nice.

 

[Daishiki]

aim at an angle rather than straight at it

 

[axelfox]

Don't you get the one with ice in it?

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi
aim at an angle rather than straight at it

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi
aim at an angle rather than straight at it

If he hasn't learned how to pee standing up yet, he should probably stick to sitting to pee.

 

[TheNinja]

just use a test tube

 

[DougK62]

Don't stand so close to the urnial. Duh. Dumb-dumb.

 

[StageLeft]

I've thought of this, and the only way to do it is basically have a hole that you'd pee into, so that splatter has almost no chance of shooting back up. Angles help, but don't solve.

 

[tec699]

wear a diaper like me!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I've thought of this, and the only way to do it is basically have a hole that you'd pee into, so that splatter has almost no chance of shooting back up. Angles help, but don't solve.

EXACTLY! :|

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: tec699
wear a diaper like me!

 

[miri]

What is bad is if your wearing shorts. Than you can feel all the splashback on your legs.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: miri
What is bad is if your wearing shorts. Than you can feel all the splashback on your legs.

Yep.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: miri
What is bad is if your wearing shorts. Than you can feel all the splashback on your legs.

:disgust:

 

[Whitecloak]

how do you guys manage to fvck up something as simple as peeing?

 

[PremiumG]

Originally posted by: miri
What is bad is if your wearing shorts. Than you can feel all the splashback on your legs.

usually w/ powerful attacks, there is always splash damage

 

[slickcat]

one word....... Depends!

That is all !

 

[brigden]

Piss against the wall of the urinal, you fvcktard.

 

[Ryan]

I piss down, right into the water - never had a problem with splashes.

 

[Subzero]

You just need to stand back don't worry the other guys won't laugh at your worm ....well not outloud at least...

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Skippy
You just need to stand back don't worry the other guys won't laugh at your worm ....well not outloud at least...

You're just saying that because YOU want to sneak a peek

 

[tweakmm]

Why don't you just invent something to make you stop sucking at life.

 

[psiu]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I've thought of this, and the only way to do it is basically have a hole that you'd pee into, so that splatter has almost no chance of shooting back up. Angles help, but don't solve.

Agreed.

 

[psiu]

Originally posted by: miri
What is bad is if your wearing shorts. Than you can feel all the splashback on your legs.

Oooh, yeah, I hate that. Can get a little splishy-splashy-back from regular toilets too, when at home.

But it's worth it to pee in the snow.