Would somebody please invent the splash-proof urinal?!?!?!

[psiu]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: Skippy
You just need to stand back don't worry the other guys won't laugh at your worm ....well not outloud at least...

You're just saying that because YOU want to sneak a peek

Actually, in this case....wouldn't it be YOU wanting to sneak a peek?!?!:Q:shocked:

 

[RelaxTheMind]

I pee against the back wall so it flows down with little splash. If im wasted it doesnt matter looking down will give me a headache. Sometimes I like to try and tear up those colored toilet deoderant things. I also like to make loud moaning sounds to make other people feel uncomfortable. on occasion i fart...

 

[ATLien247]

Actually, I remember reading something about this on ATOT quite a while back... a year or more at least.

Some company in Europe (France, I think) designed a toilet that has a sweet spot. They then painted a target on the sweet spot so that men would have something to aim for, thereby minimizing collateral splashing.

 

[yoda291]

wear a catheter

 

[Kenazo]

what about a urinal that was a vacuum?

 

[artikk]

atoter+not being able to urinate properly=sucks at life/male is less than 6 years old

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I always pee on the urinal mint.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
what about a urinal that was a vacuum?

Most guys can't pee with wood.

 

[chowmein]

noobs

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: Kenazo
what about a urinal that was a vacuum?

Most guys can't pee with wood.

LMAO True, true.

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: axelfox
Don't you get the one with ice in it?

what is that stuff? I've seen it before when I entered the men's room.

 

[Crazymofo]

Originally posted by: psiu

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I've thought of this, and the only way to do it is basically have a hole that you'd pee into, so that splatter has almost no chance of shooting back up. Angles help, but don't solve.

Agreed.

Sure this would work but just think of how many dicks have been in THAT hole!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Ninjja

Originally posted by: axelfox
Don't you get the one with ice in it?

what is that stuff? I've seen it before when I entered the men's room.

Just sounds nasty...

 

[shenaniganz]

The urinals that go all the way to the floor are nearly splash proof. The approach angle of the urine stream is ideal.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Actually, I remember reading something about this on ATOT quite a while back... a year or more at least.

Some company in Europe (France, I think) designed a toilet that has a sweet spot. They then painted a target on the sweet spot so that men would have something to aim for, thereby minimizing collateral splashing.

That would kick so much ass. What'd be even better is if the sweet spot was a touch-sensitive LCD with a moving target. When you were done the urinal could display your score, calculated by how often and how long you hit the target. I'd drink so much water if I worked somewhere with a urinal like that.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Actually, I remember reading something about this on ATOT quite a while back... a year or more at least.

Some company in Europe (France, I think) designed a toilet that has a sweet spot. They then painted a target on the sweet spot so that men would have something to aim for, thereby minimizing collateral splashing.

That would kick so much ass. What'd be even better is if the sweet spot was a touch-sensitive LCD with a moving target. When you were done the urinal could display your score, calculated by how often and how long you hit the target. I'd drink so much water if I worked somewhere with a urinal like that.

Better yet, have it connected to the net to upload your score to a bracket system and see who is the most consistant.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I've thought of this, and the only way to do it is basically have a hole that you'd pee into, so that splatter has almost no chance of shooting back up. Angles help, but don't solve.

EXACTLY! :|

So let me get this right... You walk up.. Stick it in the hole and then pee?

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Actually, I remember reading something about this on ATOT quite a while back... a year or more at least.

Some company in Europe (France, I think) designed a toilet that has a sweet spot. They then painted a target on the sweet spot so that men would have something to aim for, thereby minimizing collateral splashing.

That would kick so much ass. What'd be even better is if the sweet spot was a touch-sensitive LCD with a moving target. When you were done the urinal could display your score, calculated by how often and how long you hit the target. I'd drink so much water if I worked somewhere with a urinal like that.

Better yet, have it connected to the net to upload your score to a bracket system and see who is the most consistant.

lol geek resourfullness and ingenuity

 

[Fritzo]

If you pee off the to the side, you won't get splashed. When you pee straight ahead, you fall victim to Newton's 3rd law.

 

[WooDaddy]

Here is the PERFECT ANSWER!!

Dip your hose in the water when you open the floodgates. Just have a paper towel to wipe off.

Now, I've never done that before. You go ahead and try it and let me know if that works.

And please no pics. I can't be held responsible for random diseases you might get. Try it anyway though. It might be fun. It's like blowing bubbles underwater

 

[conjur]

"Paging UrinalMint.

Come in, UrinalMint."

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi
aim at an angle rather than straight at it

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: suse920

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi
aim at an angle rather than straight at it

That still doesn't totally eliminate the problem. The urinals that go almost to the floor work a little better, but you find out when you are wearing shorts that it's only a pipe dream because the spatter is just moved down to your legs and ankles.

 

[3point14]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Actually, I remember reading something about this on ATOT quite a while back... a year or more at least.

Some company in Europe (France, I think) designed a toilet that has a sweet spot. They then painted a target on the sweet spot so that men would have something to aim for, thereby minimizing collateral splashing.

link

 

[Nitemare]

Use the sink?