Would you date Paris Hilton?

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TheoPetro

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Originally posted by: Dark Cupcake
Do her, maybe depending how intoxicated with alcohol i would be.
Date no, i like women which have more inteligence than a brick wall.

man you just pissed off alot of brick walls
 

Vegitto

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I would. Get as much stuff from her before I grow tired of her or she grows tired of me. Would only hit it with 3 rubbers on, though.
 

F1shF4t

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Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Originally posted by: Dark Cupcake
Do her, maybe depending how intoxicated with alcohol i would be.
Date no, i like women which have more inteligence than a brick wall.

man you just pissed off alot of brick walls

Oh no i have brick walls in my house :Q
 

dexvx

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Originally posted by: Naustica
Originally posted by: Forsythe
Date, no.
Hit, yes indeed. If i had protection. Not taking any chances with her.

no protection and make sure she's knocked up. baby means she's paying you child support.

Winner.
 

jds2006

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She's not in touch with the real world, she's too vain, an egomaniac, lacks intelligence, and always has that fake smile on her face. What qualities other than her looks does she have to offer?
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: jds2006
She's not in touch with the real world, she's too vain, an egomaniac, lacks intelligence, and always has that fake smile on her face. What qualities other than her looks does she have to offer?

her money.


Nope, I wouldn't (if I was single.) I can't stand attention whores. There are very very few celebrities I would ever consider dating (again, if I were single). I base my decisions a lot more than on looks alone.
 

hellokeith

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Date her, of course. On my terms. I don't think she'd stay with me very long on my terms.

Being pretty and rich doesn't necessarily change a person's brain, heart, or soul to have the capacity to increase in goodness. The main problem is the constant distractions she faces.
 

preslove

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If I were in her league in terms of stardom and/or wealth, no. If I were some dude she randomly picked up at a club, sure.
 

Praxis1452

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umm for the money sure... she's too stupid to get a pre-nup too. Divorce a couple years later. Bam set for a while unless you suck at managing money.
 

AbAbber2k

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Sure. Just long enough for her to drop a bunch of money on me and for the paparazzi to go "WTF is AbAbber2k?" Then I'd dump her, and all the newstand headlines would read "Nobody Dumps Paris Hilton, Suddenly Somebody!" Then I'd score a supporting role in a sh1tty/"B" movie and in the process get asked onto a late night talk show... probably Conan or Kimmel... which would probably focus mostly on my brief "relationship" where it would come to light that I only used Paris to get my name in the media. I become the new sweetheart of the media and my acting career takes off. In reality I'm only a mediocre actor and my fame actually ends up being built upon my attractiveness, propensity to sleep with every hot piece of tail in Hollywood and ability to treat women like sh1t because, hey, "I'm AbAbber2k."

/dream

 

sandorski

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Too much drama and likely end up as a publicity stunt. No thanks.

I'd hit it though.
 

Gooberlx2

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Yeah, but only for the fame and so I'd have a shot at other celeb hotties after we inevitably broke up due to pr0n scandal.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Nah it would piss off my wife.

Actually I'd probably be astonished :Q




Then I'd be pissed, particularly if you didn't at least snag me a coach purse or two from her walk in closet of designer bags
 
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