Would You Eat While On The Toilet?

[Newell Steamer]

I was finishing up a bite, and I had to get the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl (#2). I still had some food in my mouth, as I sat down.

And then, I wondered; ,.. are there people who eat food,.. WHILE crapping??

Now, I am not talking about (I hope) knife & fork dinning with wine, while taking a dump. But, eating a snack, a sandwich or even drinking some coffee?? Do you do it?

I would feel sick, if I was cranking out some meat cigars while having a slice of pizza.

 

[Brian Stirling]

Whatever you do, do not eat a chocolate bar while sitting on the toilet.

And, it's particularly bad form to be pushing a chocolate bar into your month at the exact moment you're extruding one into the bowl.

Even worse, you don't want to be eating a melty chocolate bar with chocolate all over your mouth and hands and then have your wife walk in on you as you're bending down to pick the Baby Ruth off the floor.

Just saying.


Brian

 

[Newell Steamer]

you don't want to be eating a melty chocolate bar with chocolate all over your mouth and hands and then have your wife walk in on you as you're bending down to pick the Baby Ruth off the floor.

Just saying.

I snorted AND chortled,.. ch-snortled if you will.

:biggrin:

:thumbsup:

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I don't even bring drinks into the bathroom. Hell no.

 

[Markbnj]

Aside from the obvious sanitary issues, which alone make the correct answer "Hell no," there is something that really bothers me about the idea of shoving it in one end and pushing it out the other.

 

[tcG]

Excellent thread.

As for the question, no, as I don't enjoy ingesting airborne shit particles along with my vittles.

 

[Raizinman]

I was at a dinner theater a few months ago. Some cowboy looking fellow strolled up to the urinal next to me. He had his cell phone in one hand and small plate of food in the other. Without staring, I was sort of curious how he was going to do his business with both hands full. Well, first he put his cell phone on the top of the urinal and tried to unbutton with just one hand. Well, that didn't work, so he put his plate on the other side of the top of the urinal. Problem was that the plate was too large to sit there by itself, so he had to sort of lean in and kept his body against the plate to keep it from falling. He undid his pants and started to do his business..... except he must have touched his cell phone as it slid right down into the urinal. This made him jump, his plate of food fell in and he goes both hands into the urinal to retrieve his phone while still pee'ing. I was already laughing hard and moved away; afraid he was going to turn and pee on me. It was funny him holding his pee soaked phone; pee running down his arm as he finished his business at the urinal. I made sure I had washed my hands and to the paper towel area when he went to the sink. He held his phone under the running water and was putting soap on the phone, all the while pee dripping down his arm and his sleeves wet with pee.

Yes, this is what can happen if you take food into the bathroom. Whenever I need a laugh, I just think back of this incident and it always makes me laugh.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I have limited time in the morning before going to the gym so I bring my coffee and water with me. I need my energy and my hydration.

 

[kt]

I can't even eat while a toilet is within site.

 

[dighn]

Whatever you do, do not eat a chocolate bar while sitting on the toilet.

And, it's particularly bad form to be pushing a chocolate bar into your month at the exact moment you're extruding one into the bowl.

Even worse, you don't want to be eating a melty chocolate bar with chocolate all over your mouth and hands and then have your wife walk in on you as you're bending down to pick the Baby Ruth off the floor.

Just saying.


Brian

oh wow :awe:

 

[NoCreativity]

I don't.

At work I was washing my hands. I looked into the mirror and notice what looked to be a hamburger sitting on the floor next to a pair of feet in the stall behind me. A hand comes down and picks up the hamburger (presumably to take a bite) and a second or two later the hand returns the hamburger (with a bite or two missing) to its resting position on the floor. At least it was sitting on the wrapper.

 

[MrDudeMan]

I don't do it because I enjoy it, but I also don't stop eating if the need to poop happens to hit me during a meal, which it often does. There's not really a valid reason to keep food out of the bathroom, but I obviously understand why people think it's gross.

I know, I know... poop in the air and all that, but that's just a gross feeling. I've seen many people eating in the bathroom over the years and it doesn't phase me at all. Actually, get the fuck over it. It's not like you're the one eating, so shutup and let people eat wherever the hell they want.

I've eaten everything from candy to steak while pinching a loaf and it's never even crossed my mind that I shouldn't do it. My wife has even brought me food while I was on the toilet. I'm kind enough not to fire any torpedos while she's literally standing next to me, though.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Whatever you do, do not eat a chocolate bar while sitting on the toilet.

And, it's particularly bad form to be pushing a chocolate bar into your month at the exact moment you're extruding one into the bowl.

Even worse, you don't want to be eating a melty chocolate bar with chocolate all over your mouth and hands and then have your wife walk in on you as you're bending down to pick the Baby Ruth off the floor.

Just saying.


Brian

Yeah...chocolate and bathrooms don't mix. Just ask Bob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ

 

[z1ggy]

Prob not, that's pretty gross. What's even worse though when I see people at work brushing their teeth in the bathroom. It's gross because you've got 4-5 other people activity turd cutting and flushing their nasty shiz all over and you are basically putting those dookie molecules in your mouth. Gross.

 

[Imp]

No...

I think I could do it if it was just me in the shitter and the smell was obviously mine.

If it's a public toilet, even an empty one and I'm outside the stalls, no.

It freaks me out to know that some people hide in the washroom to eat meals -- shyness or social phobia.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ehh, I usually find time in the day to do my eating and my shitting at non-overlapping times.

 

[Schmide]

The proper answer is:

Milk Milk Lemonade round the corner Fudge is made.

 

[AMCRambler]

Yeah it's gross but the reality is when you are smelling something you're really tasting.

 

[sjwaste]

 

[DaTT]

This comes to mind

 

[OverVolt]

Its called sea cucumbering.