Would you sleep with an ugly girl to recruit her?

[Fingers]

i don't think the closepin will help with the smell of the tuna platter.

 

[Assimilator1]

Yuck! ,man thats grim!

Dennilfloss

ROFLMAOWPMP ! ,good thread ,as for me ,no I wouldn't

The reaper

LOL ,whats happens if its daylight though ?

Train

Nice story
Also ,dubious recruiting tactics! :Q

 

[blade47]

You mean to tell me you guys "sleep" in the dark & when your drunk? I've just never understood why anyone would even bother.:frown: I've always found "sleep" to be much more enjoyable when I'm clear headed and using all 5 senses.

Edit: If for some reason I don't want to use all 5 senses then I just stay awake.

 

[Kilowatt]

<< ...I'd do her even if she looked like Janet Reno >>

Yuck, let me change my answer to NO! :disgust:

 

[TwoFace]

Hehe, I HAVE to get into this too... depends on the ugly to MHz rate of course... I'd have to agree with Russ that if it's a &quot;measely&quot; celeron 300 (not OC'd) she'd have to be a lot prettier than if the comp was a 1.2GHz T-Bird

<< But, if she had access to a few Google-like Linux clusters, I'd do her even if she looked like Janet Reno. >>

Oh man Russ, you can't be serious can you?!? Oh well as long as it's you and not me, and the TeAm get's the output I guess I should just shut up huh?

 

[ElFenix]

the hypothetical person is the team member looking to do some... uh... &quot;recruiting?&quot;

ewww... janet reno... ick!

 

[narzy]

yes Take one for the TEAM! even if all she has is a 486 :Q number 1 Ill get some and number 2 a bag over victums head will fix all ugly whooos and every little bit counts

 

[DanStp]

remember guys sometimes the ugly gals can be well soooooo good in bed

 

[Russ]

<< Oh man Russ, you can't be serious can you?!? >>



TwoFace,

HeHe. For a 4000 node cluster, I'd sacrifice for the team. One night of torture to put Team AnandTech on top forever!

Russ, NCNE

 

[TwoFace]

hehe, surprisingly enough... but when you put it that way the idea kinda appeals to me too Oh man you've just perverted my mind forever!!

 

[narzy]

I heard she has teeth down under :Q

 

[CurtOien]

I would not &quot;sleep&quot; with anyone other than my wife.
If I really wanted to, I could buy another computer.
I cannot replace my wife.

 

[dennilfloss]

The initial post read:

&quot;Just trying to check the commitment to Team AnandTech from our unattached members. &quot;

Curt,

You have a wife and, like those who have a girlfriend, that makes you attached. Your position is therefore not germane to the question at hand here.

 

[Bleep]

nickdakick:
Well it just depends on which way your mind is running at the time you read it.
Bleep

 

[Wellcky]

&quot;I plead the 5th!&quot;

 

[BGod]

8 to 80, blind, criple or crazy. If she can't walk I'll drag her!

As you can tell by my motto, it's been far too long.

Russ, You know why Chelsy Clinton is so ugly don't you? Janet Reno's her daddy!

 

[divide by zero]

dennilfloss,

So if I sleep with 10 women and only get one to join the team I shouldn't let the negativity get me, right?

/0

 

[dennilfloss]

divide_by_zero,

As long as you test negative, you're ok.

&szlig;G&oslash;d,

Chelsea is actually not bad looking. She has her mom's eyes, her dad's teeth and neither's butt.

 

[Sloth]

Since I am attached I guess I would just get Narzy to take care of it for me. He seems to be the most willing one to post so far.

Dennilfloss:


<< Chelsea is actually not bad looking. She has her mom's eyes, her dad's teeth and neither's butt. >>



I can understand checking out her butt, but you took the time to find out if it looked like her fathers???


S.

 

[vss1980]

Hmmm, seems dennilfloss has confused Disturbed Computing with Off-Topic.

As to answer your question. No, by that time I would have already hoped to have got her recruited

 

[TheyCallMeSAK]

bah haha. narzy's just the most willing one cause hes so desparate!!

 

[BiggieN]

it's gonna depend on the Mhz : ugly ratio....

 

[BoberFett]

<< Disturbed Computing >>

Was that a pun?

And if it wasn't Disturbed before, it certainly is now.

 

[networkman]

No, I wouldn't; doesn't matter how many or what kind of computers she's got access to.

 

[dennilfloss]

&quot;it's gonna depend on the Mhz : ugly ratio....&quot;

BiggieN,

Do negative ratios count? What if Buffy has a virgin Cray array and comes to you in a silk nightie, carrying hot buns?