Would you take a paintball in the a** for $20,000 and a trip to the playboy mansion?

[Phuz]

Actually, I took two shots in the left cheek today playing paintball. Didn't feel very nice at all. Where's my twenty thousand dollars?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

If it's just a shot in the cheek, sure. If it's a shot up the middle, hell no.

 

[Daniel]

I'm pretty sure it was only $5K, not 20, I heard it on my way to work the other day.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Phuz
Actually, I took two shots in the left cheek today playing paintball. Didn't feel very nice at all. Where's my twenty thousand dollars?

Hmm...you play in the nude? :Q

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: djheater
I'd do it for $500

for $250,000 I'd cut off my pinkie.

W
T
F
????


no amount of money should be given to cut off your pinkie.

 

[Citadel535]

If you're a guy: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK ME?!?!?!

Also, cutting off the pinkie, DEFINITLY a NO-NO (if he means THAT pinkie).

 

[geno]

Yes, yes I would

 

[JonTheBaller]

I'd do it as long as they don't aim low and hit my nuts!

 

[bandana163]

I would never...

 

[NoReMoRsE]

No. Money isn't everything.

 

[Spikesoldier]

what if you are bending over then they fire and slightly miss downwards? :Q

bye bye children

 

[TourGuide]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
what if you are bending over then they fire and slightly miss downwards? :Q

bye bye children

And hello hospital.


Am I the only one who finds this line of conversation disturbing?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
who wouldn't?

 

[oniq]

Anyone listen to the Howard Stern when they had the guy who owned the land where he'd let girls run around naked and people paid money to shoot them with paintballs?

 

[DurocShark]

Hmm... Clenched butt cheeks, no paintball's getting anywhere NEAR the poopchute.

I'd do it, and you can keep the trip!

 

[SUBxWRX]

how bout a frozen paintball?

 

[Sid59]

yeah

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: SUBxWRX
how bout a frozen paintball?

OK that's just evil man.

But if it were me, yeah, I'd take one to the ass.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: djheater
I'd do it for $500

for $250,000 I'd cut off my pinkie.

W
T
F
????


no amount of money should be given to cut off your pinkie.

1 billion and i'd do it myself

 

[WinkOsmosis]

IT'S NOT A SHOT IN THE CHEEK. IT IS WITH THE GUN 3 feet away from you anus and pointed directly at it.

I would do it.

 

[Justin218]

It's not gonna hit cheek, they're aiming for the hole. Not happening with me

 

[Muck]

He won't get laid...or even get respect from the ladies.

ChickAtMansion: "Haven't seen you here before"
ContestWinner: "First Time"
ChickAtMansion: "What do you do??"
ContestWinner: "I'm a construction worker"
ChickAtMansino: "How'd you get in here??"
ContestWinner: "Won a contest"
ChickAtMansino: "What'd you do??"
ContestWinner: "I got a paintball shot up my azz"

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
are talking about hitting the cheeks or a direct shot up the bunghole?

yeoch!

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
Some guy on howard stern would. And he was wearing no underwear when they shot him.

I'd let them emtpy the whole clip into my ass for a trip to the PB mansion.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Muck
He won't get laid...or even get respect from the ladies.

ChickAtMansion: "Haven't seen you here before"
ContestWinner: "First Time"
ChickAtMansion: "What do you do??"
ContestWinner: "I'm a construction worker"
ChickAtMansino: "How'd you get in here??"
ContestWinner: "Won a contest"
ChickAtMansino: "What'd you do??"
ContestWinner: "I got a paintball shot up my azz"

yeah right cuz i'd tell the truth to those smart girls


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