Would you want a stand up urinal in your house?

[n7]

Hell yeah.

Someday, i'd love to have one.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Yes. It's the perfect solution for the - ahem - occasional morning wood.

now THAT is something that urinals would be good for. or peeing any time you have wood for that matter. you know, like before sex when your lady wants it, and you get a bit randy... but you would just love to throw a squirt before you do the deed... you know... you can't screw with wild abandon when you have to pee. plus if she's on top, she is going to squish your bladder and then you will have to pee even more. yeah, that's when a urinal would rock. because it would take too long to wait for it to go down on its own so you could pee in a nice uniform stream. peeing with wood is just too unpredictable and the squat-down push-down is very awkward.

still though, the issue of splashback would probably deter me from wanting the urinal. maybe someone can invent a urinal that just has a foot-or-so diameter opening in it that you could just insert your whole junk into and let 'er happen. wood or no wood, no splatters would escape that bastard.

Wow, umm. . .you must not live in a place with brown recluse or black widow spiders. Think about how they hide - then rethink your thought

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEH NOES

spider bites on my wang

 

[WharffRat]

It has been my life long dream to have one.

 

[Ichinisan]

Pro tip: Standard USA toilet also works the same as a stand-up urinal.

 

[snoopy7548]

Just use the sink.

 

[blackangst1]

No but Id love a bidet.

 

[Captante]

If I had the space I would love one!

Not exactly required though.

 

[brianmanahan]

i'd rather just sit down tbh imho

 

[Fritzo]

I'd put one in in a New York minute if I had the room. Don't have a free wall to install one though. Friend of mine put one in every bathroom in the house and it's awesome.

 

[skyking]

I just walk outside, piss on a tree.

 

[Kaido]

No but Id love a bidet.

Got one a year or two ago (BF deal), completely sold on the concept. This should be standard in America, no joke.

 

[brianmanahan]

Got one a year or two ago (BF deal), completely sold on the concept. This should be standard in America, no joke.

yeah i still have no idea why they're not

 

[Zeze]

This is one of those things everyone says yes but no one would actually get it in their house.

 

[skyking]

I'm going to do it, hahahaha! We want to build our retirement home and a urinal is the perfect old man accessory
Put the urinal in the downstairs half bath first thing you get to when you come home.
Make that bathroom just like a commercial one, tile 3/4 of the way up the wall with a floor drain and a hose bib with a mixer valve underneath the sink so you can just rinse it all down baby!
Put the bidet in the master bath

 

[Zeze]

I'm going to do it, hahahaha! We want to build our retirement home and a urinal is the perfect old man accessory
Put the urinal in the downstairs half bath first thing you get to when you come home.
Make that bathroom just like a commercial one, tile 3/4 of the way up the wall with a floor drain and a hose bib with a mixer valve underneath the sink so you can just rinse it all down baby!
Put the bidet in the master bath

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Mayne]

I want one in my bedroom.

 

[Captante]

I want one in my bedroom.

Hey there Mayne!

How's it hanging?

 

[Mayne]

Hey there Mayne!

How's it hanging?

you know..same shit different day...this week has been a crippling plantar wart...i love life..how about you

 

[Mayne]

reason i replied to this thread...been peeing into a bucket during the night.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I would not want one RIGHT in the bedroom that's kind of gross, but maybe a small separate closet sized bathroom right off the bedroom with an urinal and sink would be nice. Less far to go for those nighttime pees.

 

[Captante]

you know..same shit different day...this week has been a crippling plantar wart...i love life..how about you

Glad to hear it!

how about you (?)

Meh ... a bit bored.

Company is still 90% shut down and I'm getting a little tired of sitting around gathering dust and subsisting.

Its all a matter of perspective though things could certainly be worse. I'm temporarily qualified for CT's "free" health insurance!

(ironically this provides FAR better coverage then what I could afford working 60 hours a week)

More info then you bargained for hmm?

 

[Mayne]

Glad to hear it!




Meh ... a bit bored.

Company is still 90% shut down and I'm getting a little tired of sitting around gathering dust and subsisting.

Its all a matter of perspective though things could certainly be worse. I'm temporarily qualified for CT's "free" health insurance!

(ironically this provides FAR better coverage then what I could afford working 60 hours a week)

More info then you bargained for hmm?

covid has not affected me at all...i still do all the anti-social shit i've been doing for years. I'm actually quite loving it. I got the autopsy report back the other day about my sister. cardiac arrest from cocaine and trace amounts of fentanyl.

 

[Captante]

I got the autopsy report back the other day about my sister. cardiac arrest from cocaine and trace amounts of fentanyl.

Omg really?

I've lost a couple friends to that garbage myself. I had read that fentanyl was being found in cocaine recently too.

reason i replied to this thread...been peeing into a bucket during the night.

Dare I inquire as to why?

 

[Mayne]

plantar wart from hell...its really flared up this week.

 

[Red Squirrel]

covid has not affected me at all...i still do all the anti-social shit i've been doing for years. I'm actually quite loving it. I got the autopsy report back the other day about my sister. cardiac arrest from cocaine and trace amounts of fentanyl.

Oh damn that sucks. Fentanyl has been killing so many people here it's insane. The dealers are lacing everything with it now, and the police don't care. There's a movement in my city called No More that has been fighting for more changes to happen. Drugs in general have been super bad, the stuff that's out there is just so strong and there are ODs pretty much every night. Something needs to be done, but powers that be just don't care.